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wow this is hard. I might go with DOGTITS II: THE WRATH OF KHAN

it IS hard; i was stuck btw dogtits II and WE HAVE TO BELIEVED WE R MAGIK. i voted for the latter.

'i was stuck btw dogtits'

TINY HANDS NO GOOD FOR THE STRANGLING

This should win, ppl

BLACK BEYONCE duh

FAX ME

^^underrated

MODERN FUTURETIMES

^this one encapsulates the poster john justen in various forms though

Very hard choice. This is a good poll, John Justen!

Went with BLACK BEYONCE in the end, but TINY HANDS and HAVE TO BELIEVED had a good run of it/

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I honestly have no idea which one to vote for.

GOOSE POO PLUM WINE

i'm stumped

ok i've got it narrowed down to these:

DOGTITS
DIABETUS LIMERICK
DOGTITS II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
THE REVERSE JOHNDINI
BLACK BEYONCE
SCURVY IRISH BASTARD, NATCH
THE SCURVY PART IS VERY IMPORTNAT BCUZ U NEED MORE MIXED DRINKS WITH LIME IN
JORNG JUSTICENSEN
BO JUSTEN OVERJOHN
MODERN FUTURETIMES
FORTRAN DIK-DIK
FAX ME
CARL SPACKLER
GOOSE POO PLUM WINE
SUK U OWN DiCK BiTCH
STUNTED GIRL MOUTHS
HAVE TO BELIEVED WE R MAJIK
COOL RYDER
G. OFFICER KRUPKE
JACK THE KNIFE
INGROWN FAUXNAIL
TINY HANDS NO GOOD FOR THE STRANGLING

has to be BLACK BEYONCE

BLACK BEYONCE duh

-- J0rdan S., Friday, May 16, 2008 1:08 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

because it will confuse the shit out of new controversial trolls

BLACK BEYONCE makes me imagine John singing loudly in a dress, which is, of course, kind of perfect....

hmmmm

I'm glad that the poll doesn't end over the weekend; I can take my time and consider my vote carefully.

FAX ME is really top shelf here.

Jack the Knife has some nice historical layers, plus I could forever confuse John in person by calling him "Jack."

So that is tempting.

i went with FAX ME also. it has staying power. the novelty of most of the others will wear off too soon.

BLACK BEYONCE will live on forever, tho.

voted FAX ME

FAX ME FTW

carl spackler

haha I voted FAX ME a few days ago without reading the thread

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Darn. I nominated Fortran Dik-Dik per 1p3 convention.

Now I wish I had gone "Delete Lock Work Unsafe Undelete Unlock Worksafe Move Thread".

its FORTRAN DIK-DIK, dumbass

Isn't it time for you to do your threatening to quit again schtick?

if you say so alysa mirano

3 day ban from ILBB

aka charm school

WAHT!@!!!

btw its 'alyssa', asshole

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ok, thanks

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sry i meant 'its "alyssa", friend' :/

-- deeznuts, Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:58 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Learning curve, friend :/

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(AP) ~*~*~felicity~*~*~, grinning mischievously after having been awarded a gold medal for sand-in-vagina-ness by cankles

watch it, deez.

dont worry, this is between me & miss manners

No biggie. deez, we miss you already.

Can everyone do a write-in for "BITCH YOU BREAKFAST"?

I'd be pretty happy if either of these three won:

DIABETUS LIMERICK
GOOSE POO PLUM WINE
COOL RYDER

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

No one insults Miss Manners! She is the only sane person left in this world!

GAH, I still have no idea how to vote!!!

Okay, I impulsively went with Black Beyonce, just because it conjures up amusing images of John in a dress in my mind.

deeznuts, i think you missed the itr FAQ where it says 'no being mean on itr'.

went with the dik dik

BLACK BEYONCE. There is no other sensible choice.

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not my first choice but i am beholden to your whims. tombot etal please to allow this to go throught the process when it arrives.

lol at blackbeyo✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ already taken

lolololol

so this is going to take a while so i might as well start trying this on for size

BLECK BAYONCE

Awwww, it looks kinda cute on you, John! You should totally get the strappy black heels to go with it.

who is this john you speak of i am BLACK BEYONCE

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I am curious (BLACK BEYONCE)

I am looking forward to writing long contemplative posts about the status of administration on this fine board of ours as BLACK BEYONCE

very disappointed that my "kosuke fukudome" username request has not gone through (fallout from big jim swells?)

dear ILX system,

i understand the trials and tribulations of managing a large userbase, but please let me know if BLACK BEYONCE is not going to work out, so that alternate plans can be put into motion

The problem with that one is that it's very obviously you.

yeah so should we delete this thread to protect my SEKERT IDNTITTY

Well, make sure to record the list somewhere for posterity if you do that, because 1. it's freakin' hilarious and 2. you might need it again someday

YOU IS PETRE PRAKER

I am a week late but LITTLE HANDS wuz robbed! BLECK BAYONCE is better than the other though. LISTEN TO ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME BUT I HAVE RIGHTS TO CONTROL YOUR LIFE DAMMIT!