http://twitter.com/mchammer
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
ha ha wow. I don't know if things are just really quiet around here today or what, but this is the weirdest thing I've seen all day!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
MC Hammer Drops Jay-Z Diss 'Better Run Run'Hip-Hop veteran MC Hammer has respond to lines in a recent Kanye West song titled "So Appalled" that featured rap star Jay-Z. Hammer, an Oakland native, took offense to Jay-Z's lines in "So Appalled" in which the Brooklyn wordsmith rapped: "And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused. I lost $30 mil so I spent another $30, cause unlike Hammer $30 million can't hurt me." Hammer's agitation was displayed to his 1,900,000 - plus Twitter followers, when he labeled Jay-Z "Hellboy" and promised a reply was in the works for Halloween night (October 31st). Hammer, born Stanley Kirk Burrell, dropped the song "Better Run Run (Official Jay-Z Diss)" early this morning (November 1st). The video features a masked figure chasing a Jay-Z look-a-like through the woods by a devil. On the record, Hammer continues to insinuate that "Jay Hova" worships the devil and needs to find God. He even takes small shot at Beyonce Knowles. "The Devil said 'I'll give you the world' 'I'll take it plus give me a girl. Mister devil can you give a sign he said 'throw the rock up, that's one of mine'" At the end of the video, Hammer, who is an ordained minister, catches the Jay-Z look-a-like and baptizes him.
Hip-Hop veteran MC Hammer has respond to lines in a recent Kanye West song titled "So Appalled" that featured rap star Jay-Z. Hammer, an Oakland native, took offense to Jay-Z's lines in "So Appalled" in which the Brooklyn wordsmith rapped: "And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused. I lost $30 mil so I spent another $30, cause unlike Hammer $30 million can't hurt me." Hammer's agitation was displayed to his 1,900,000 - plus Twitter followers, when he labeled Jay-Z "Hellboy" and promised a reply was in the works for Halloween night (October 31st). Hammer, born Stanley Kirk Burrell, dropped the song "Better Run Run (Official Jay-Z Diss)" early this morning (November 1st). The video features a masked figure chasing a Jay-Z look-a-like through the woods by a devil. On the record, Hammer continues to insinuate that "Jay Hova" worships the devil and needs to find God. He even takes small shot at Beyonce Knowles. "The Devil said 'I'll give you the world' 'I'll take it plus give me a girl. Mister devil can you give a sign he said 'throw the rock up, that's one of mine'" At the end of the video, Hammer, who is an ordained minister, catches the Jay-Z look-a-like and baptizes him.
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVBZbI6M34
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Monday, 1 November 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
weird, i was just thinking of mc hammer
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)
U Can't Tweet This
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/mc-hammer-unveils-google-search-engine-rival-wiredoo-20111021-1mb6h.html
I don't know what to do with this
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 20 October 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago)
mc hammer --> ????? --> ????? --> ????? --> ????? --> search engine
this is hilarious
my company is in competition with... HAMMER
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 21 October 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/23/showbiz/california-mc-hammer-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
― This beat is TWEENCHRONIC (DJP), Sunday, 24 February 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
Hammer smashes scientism
You bore us. If science is a “commitment to truth” shall we site all the historical non-truths perpetuated by scientists ? Of course not. It’s not science vs Philosophy ... It’s Science + Philosophy. Elevate your Thinking and Consciousness. When you measure include the measurer. https://t.co/hsZzHNwJ0M— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021
― Towards a Britain-Free Planet (Left), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 14:29 (four years ago)
more like otm hammer
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 15:03 (four years ago)
Hammer Le Mesurier
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 16:49 (four years ago)
“cite”— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 17:48 (four years ago)
😎 https://t.co/mWtGoSX91T pic.twitter.com/VswdzrVWFg— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 17:51 (four years ago)
Did Hammer coin "when you measure include the measurer"? That's pithy as fuck. I can't find any references to anyone else saying it.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 17:55 (four years ago)
This is absolutely delightful
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:26 (four years ago)
Also Hammer has been pithy for a minute; back when he was making his post-bankruptcy comeback, some interviewer asked him what the most expensive thing he’d bought was and Hammer replied “a lot of stories”
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:28 (four years ago)