The cupcakes listed in this thread are simply WRONG.
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008-07-03-corn%20cupcakes.jpg
http://images.cutoutandkeep.net/steps/35971/a-brain_cupcakes3.jpg
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.pqdvd.com/blog/iphone/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/iphonecake.jpg
(cute, but WRONG)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://cupcakerehab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cinnamonvanilla.jpg
(ah yes, the poopcake; everyone's favorite)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.beautyandlace.com.au/Handbag-cupcake.gif
(okay, no)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://epicute.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cute-food-chocolate-cola-cupcakes.jpg
(if there's one thing I've always wanted jammed into my cupcake, it's a CANNOLI)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KK-gFjauPQc/SRD3n76vSCI/AAAAAAAACsI/FKKdmf3jg8g/s400/DSC03566.JPG
(l-r: BLT cupcake, maple bacon cupcake. No I am not kidding.)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pac-man-cupcakes-2.jpg
(this is actually pretty fucking awesome but black food coloring always tastes like poison)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/02/oreo-cupcake-with-milk.jpg
(an Oreo cupcake with mini-"Oreos" slapped on the frosting with a shot of milk in the center for dunking. I can't even)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://frankandjan.com/WIT/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dead-celeb-cupcakes-2009.jpg
(...)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vtE7DM05Aj0/SaywatqGhnI/AAAAAAAAYF4/Sq_9O_trzQE/s400/Petras+cupcakes.jpg
(NO)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.hellocupcakebook.com/images/tack_cupcake.jpg
(but why would you want to, is the important question)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://uptill1.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Cheeseburger-Cupcakes.jpg
(at least, unlike the BLT cupcake upthread, these are still meant to taste like cupcakes)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pIQk2MGcKw/SoAeXp68I6I/AAAAAAAAB3c/U3zc81vOIzw/s400/sunflower+cupcakes5.jpg
(allegedly this is a sunflower)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://juicy.mashkulture.net/media/2008/06/16/judith_cupcake2.jpg
(I don't even think you can eat this)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
So wrong it's right:
http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/2009/07/cookie-monster_cupcakes.jpg
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cupcakes.jpg
(seriously, who decided that cupcake frosting looked more elegant when glooped on in the shape of a pile of dogshit?)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FKsSnrGU530/StNxY6a9ISI/AAAAAAAAAkI/qbgTEPEicIc/s320/101209+pumpkin+patch+cupcakes+1.JPG
(I... I just can't)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
Ok, maybe I will divert from bourbon pumplin pie baking this weekend to make cookie monster fairy cakes.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggggggg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SOGa9wFSqDI/AAAAAAAAHyM/ag-Uz3yHvCI/s400/Kermit+Cupcakes.jpg
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
GEEKIEST CUPCAKES EVER (WAAAANT!)
http://mediaenvironment.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cupcakes.jpg
http://www.mommyq.com/wp-content/uploads/dracula_cupcake_monster-722393-276x300.jpg
(this is kind of cool but I can't imagine eating it)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
WRONGNESS ON SO MANY LEVELS
http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/shop/images/tartan_cup.jpg
http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/shop/images/tartan_cup_cakes.jpg
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
I feel that its a cupcake cop out to miss out the transition metals, where's my mercury and arsenic cakes?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.kiplog.com/food/archives/DonutCupcake72.jpg
(who wants a bloody eczema cupcake?)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.meta-synthesis.com/webbook/35_pt/periodic-table-of-cupcakes.jpg
better?
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
wtf these cupcakes are all right on. except the poop one.
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
including the BLT cupcake with ranch dressing-flavored frosting?
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
a BLT cupcake was sounding just fine until you brought up the idea of it having ranch on it. There is never an excuse for Ranch.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
I was digging the blt cupcake until the ranch popped up
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
amazing thread
i'm making a companion poll here to see which dead person cupcake everyone would choose to ear
― chillwave dudes get washed out, totally (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ awesome!
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
I'm completely in love with the Cookie Monster one... but a lot of the rest of these are truly alarming
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
kind of confused about why you'd want to make a periodic table of the elements out of cupcakes, but maybe I lack imagination
apparently the one that looks like it is covered in metallic mold was decorated by a child so I probably should make some allowances
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
corn ones are beautiful
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
and i mean its not real corn its jelly beans
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
it still does not look like something that someone should eat
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ the first two posts on this thread look disgustingly similar
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
excuse me first two pictures
brain ones looked yummy til i realized they were brains
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
don't you mean BRRRRRRRRAINS
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
to be fair I ran across some awesome-looking cupcakes in my research (like the Pac-Man maze ones); of those, I decided to only include the ones that looked like they would taste horrible
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
(ditto the iPhone home screen ones; the frosting looks incredibly gross to me)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
we appreciate yr hard work on this thread, and we thank u
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
the heartbreaker of the thread is the first poopcake IMO; those are cinnamon-vanilla and probably taste amazing, but they literally look like shit
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
these are the worst
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
you know what is funny about the poop ones is that I'm not sure that was a deliberate choice on the decorator's part
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
i mean they may as well of gotten a dog and installed it on top of their sick sick cupcake conveyor belt
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
That is not anatomically correct!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krwc4lhQCT1qzlarro1_500.jpg
(I blame rave culture)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
and multicoloured genital warts?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
I guess most penises aren't those colors either, though
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/550_eyeballcupcakes1-300x200.jpg
("I always feel like/Somebody's watching me....")
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) Except on 5esame 5treet...
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
Muppet penises with eyes, thanks for that thought.
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.sixuntilme.com/blog-mt2/blog_images/2009June/blueberry_cupcake.gif
(combination cupcake/Keeper)
http://fancyflours.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cupcakecones1.jpg
(it's okay, everyone confuses cupcakes with ice cream every now and then)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
They do look like the Muppets that would make up the majority of the crowd scenes.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
NE = Sam the 3agle, E = G0nzo, SE = K3rmit, SW = 8ig 8ird
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
thanks for the vagina cupcakes
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
xp TOO MUCH FROSTING (that's only okay if it actually IS ice cream, you know)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHEmJDLfFw
― methanietanner, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6NBxCD0vWP8/SXnu-5bG02I/AAAAAAAABy8/4Q4gcFuQmV4/s400/start+%286%29.jpg
(this is, no lie, a turkey meatloaf cupcake)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
GROSS
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
I hate meatloaf, though, so I am not a good person to try that one on
That "center insert" could be used for nefarious purposes - ie, fill giant cupcake with excrement, give to sworn enemy
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
remind me to stay on snoball's good side
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
thank you thread, I just laughed for like 10 minutes reading it and the other half seemed kind of perplexed to find me creased up in hysterics to the point of being unable to form words while looking at a photo of cupcakes
― subtyll cauillacyons (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
turkey meatloaf cupcake
Shat out of Hell?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
those vagina cupcakes are, like, the best thing EVAH
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder what would happen if I set that as the desktop background on my work PC?
― DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Monday, 23 November 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BO7MBkifLFk/SAOuM9_rg-I/AAAAAAAAAVU/XrVbPid9DlE/s400/golf+ball+cupcake.jpg
(n honor of Tiger Woods, although it also looks like a sick sea anemone with tonsillitis)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
srsly, what the hell kind of food coloring creates THAT color
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
I thought they stopped making food colouring like that in the 70's.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-ueN7Wf2brI/SpSd668AQYI/AAAAAAAAALE/xoq_XLLB6Zg/s400/sam+adams+cupcake.jpg
(beer cupcake topped with beer/cheese "frosting"; DELETE HUMANITY NOW)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
frosting looks like a mess of cat sick
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
hahahaha YESSSSSS
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://lifewithcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/french-toast-bacon-cupcake-4-450x340.jpg
(french toast and bacon cupcake; sounds tasty and completely, utterly pointless)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Monday, 7 December 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/18/633861943969260920-2girls1cupcake.jpg
― O_x ☜ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.starling-fitness.com/wp-content/cupcake.jpg
(cupcake or art project? please make up your mind)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VSQmfen-5og/S9OutgJsAnI/AAAAAAAAD-A/y7u4TQgjLJA/s1600/Tack-What%27sNewCupcake.jpg
(is it just me or are these things terrifying)
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_APD06SSVt4I/Sstu0K9oVAI/AAAAAAAAAB0/YcJIqZWo5dk/s320/brain+cupcakes.jpg
(really it's the names that I find objectionable here)
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
Otherwise, delicious buttercream brains!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
Those are some terrible puns.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
sad thing is, at first glance I thought the cupcakes depicted pairs of hands in pre- or post-goatse poses. damn this internet.
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
...and damn you.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
:p
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
If Sandra Lee made cupcakes, they'd just be plain store bought cupcakes soaked in tequila.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
those cupcakes don't look like brains at all though. in a real human brain, the crack separating the left and right hemispheres ("interhemispheric fissure" for all you pedants) is nowhere near that pronounced, and there certainly isn't a bald strip on either side of it. the chef is a total Im B. Cile, imho.
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
not sure you can get more granularity on a mini "brain" cupcake, tbh (nor am I sure I would want it!)
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
while searching for an image of Kang and Kodos:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/df7EzVde5gt2751uQZkZ34SEo1_500.jpg
― elephant rob, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)
pretty sure my daughter would LOVE a bunch of those for her 8th birthday
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 August 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
(am I going to try to do that? No.)
...very VERY wrong:
http://eater.com/archives/2010/12/10/hip-hop-cupcakes-commercial-blackface-scandal-duncan-hines.php
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
I KNOW, RIGHT???????????????
― BO (DJP), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
I am officially astonished here
― Sara R-C, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
wtf
― horseshoe, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
How the fuck did someone ever approve that? Didn't someone say "hang on a minute, this might be a bit racist"? WTF?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago)