Hey, fucking douchebage "elitist" (you're scum) assholes, are there any PREVIOUS threads which list performances and other reasons why people might actually LIKE the band PHISH????

Moments when you enjoy Phish

What? Hurting 2, I am going to have to hurt you, too.

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bage... like Peter Bagge minus one g, I guess...

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I've come a long way since that one job where I told the boss to fuck off and stormed out with the unfortunate realization I needed to find a new job and fast! Yesterday, I basically got to tell a pain in the ass long-term freelance client I wasn't interested in their project after they attempted to strongarm me and manipulate me into to dismantling a standard contract. Like I just fell off the turnip truck. They wanted to hold all the cards and now they have nobody to play peanuckle with. Now I'm getting tons of emails and phone calls, "Please we want to work with you like we have in the past." Yeah, I know, dipshits, but I want to work like I outlined in the contract. :-)

It was very satisfying to watch them go through all the emotions while I just calmly and politely told them I was no longer interested in the project.

So, what are some good "my employer came groveling and I told him to go blow" stories?

Or, what are your experiences with contracts and conniving business people with no conscience and no shame?

Or, what age did you decide you'd eaten enough shit to last you a lifetime and weren't going to eat any more?

Or, how do you deal with peckerheads? (I enjoy the technique of showing no emotion and just remaining professional.)

-- dean ge, Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:45 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

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HEY!

xp: please, stop with the showing how much you suck ass in pictures routine.

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I have one really good reason to call Frank Zappa a genius!

You've heard all sorts of justification for his existence and you're bored to death of it. And you remain unconvinced (let's say).

But, let me just point out that he's about the only guy who would "hide" his most complex and inspiring work in an album of the SAME NAME, no less, with 5 measly other songs of almost pure filler CRAP... AND have it be his biggest top 40 hit... but NOT for the most complex and inspiring song he ever wrote-- NO! For a stupid song he barely wrote! A dumb song where his daughter does a Valley Girl impression. I'm talking about "Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch."

Smoke a big fat one and listen to the title track, if you haven't already. The following song "Envelopes" is a killer, too. Ah hell, if you're enjoying that, Teenage Prostitute doesn't make a bad closer. Okay, the last half is pretty good. But, as a 30-minute full-price album, there is really only one justification for the album in most fans' eyes and that is the title track.

-- dean ge, Friday, July 27, 2007 12:22 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

scotty, I'm sure you care about the "my boss" story. That's nice. But, also, you're a little dirty mushroom penis, aren't you? Yes, you are! ;-)

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TESTING

oh wow you've listed it TWICE now, haven't you, scotty the incredible metal faggot? what are you trying to accomplish, my incredibly douchey friend? What?!?!?!

BORING. SUB-PAR.

Oh? Okay. Assworms.

what are you trying to accomplish, my incredibly douchey friend? What?!?!?!

All's I'm sayin' is whatever. Now we got the authentic shit, not the fake shit. Who's going to drink it?

-- dean ge, Thursday, 26 July 2007 14:39 (1 week ago) Link

Assworms

where can i get some of that lsd stuff you speak of?

-- dean ge, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:17 (1 week ago) Link

I like this. It reminds me of "hop on pop" but with retards.

how weird that it's a goth thing. When I think of all the goths I've known my whole life, they seem mostly to be weird sober people who are unsure of their sexuality. But, then, I never did get to know them very well. I never saw them drunk or drinking, but they probably do that in the dark homemade parlor.

-- dean ge, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:08 (1 week ago) Link

faddish teens are getting all numb and then what?

-- dean ge, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:19 (1 week ago) Link

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oh my goodness! it's everything i've ever said in my entire life come back to haunt me! I'm so startled!

It was very satisfying to watch them go through all the emotions while I just calmly and politely told them I was no longer interested in the project.

Or, what age did you decide you'd eaten enough shit to last you a lifetime and weren't going to eat any more?

Or, how do you deal with peckerheads? (I enjoy the technique of showing no emotion and just remaining professional.)

-- dean ge, Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:45 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

i mean, it really means SOMETHING, amirite?!?!?!?!?!?

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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wowzers, you really told me 'what for' by spitting my own words (that mean nothing to me) in my face again-- HOLEE SHIT. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLE.

Let's resume this discussion no sooner than Jan. 1, 2010 and no later than December 31, 2010.

-- dean ge, Saturday, June 30, 2007 1:00 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Dp you realize yet that banning does not work? Or no?

You're still too stupid to quite "get that?"

Because... you know... I've never left since the very first day of ILX...

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have a similar feeling, but I think it's due to the bootlegs. I've just about worn out ALL of my jammy type music at the moment thanks to bootlegs. That's why when I dug out this old one, I said, "Ah! Now, that's what I liked about Phish!"

Bootlegs are sort of a mixed blessing. You get to hear much different and many different versions of any song, but you end up hearing the songs way more times than you would if you just had one album. The other day, I was checking out 4 different low-priced Dick's Picks and sadly realized that I had thoroughly mined what once seem like inexhaustible riches.

-- dean ge, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 2:40 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

oh wow... scary

But, seriously, I hadn't heard of it before randomly coming across it just now. Doesn't it seem more important than Paris Hilton?

-- dean ge, Saturday, June 30, 2007 1:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

As an aside, though I don't know what you're talking about, I have a feeling the Trilateral Commission and the CFR could get together and gangbang young boys on live television and people would say it was invented by some kooks, probably the same ones who rigged the alien autopsy video.

-- dean ge, Saturday, June 30, 2007 6:52 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

I feel exactly the same way. They should've become a bigger spectacle as they went along, not less. I am a big fan of horns in rock music.

-- dean ge, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 2:56 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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I am a big fan of horns in rock music.

I am a big fan of horns in rock

I am a big fan of horns in

Dp you realize yet that banning does not work? Or no?

You're still too stupid to quite "get that?"

Because... you know... I've never left since the very first day of ILX...

-- dean ge, Friday, August 3, 2007 2:01 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Why do you enjoy inflicting pain on yourself?

I am a big fan of horns

Heh, well, my fellow incredible shrinking egotistical douchebags, it's time for me to take a nap. Don't really know or care what the point was of your various entertaining images, but feel FREE to get in touch... gonna smoke a fatty and enjoy some PHISH now...

You guys don't want to talk about these loosely strewn together ideas. I get it.

-- dean ge, Saturday, June 30, 2007 9:13 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i totally know what elton john was talking about now

max wins.

You are not the judge of this game, friend.

Dude, my "BORING. SUB-PAR" keys are showing signs of wear. Give it a rest.

Funny that Ned Faggot started this all. (I have nothing against sticks or homosexuals, it just happens to be the most blatant idiotic taunt which rhymes with "raggett", who by the way is a totally queer bundle of sticks).

Dude, my "BORING. SUB-PAR" keys are showing signs of wear. Give it a rest.

Why don't you PROVE those "keys" exist with a picture, you boring, sub-par faggot?

lolz he knows what faggot means give him a cookie

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"Yeah, I like it. It's good!"

xp: so gay

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haha, so gay etc.

where do yu live, btw?

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no prob, got it

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I come from Senegal.

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Hi guys! What did I miss?

wtf!

sure, just dump all your garbage here, no one cares about the idiot thread repository

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this is weird nazi bullshit

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the revive that had to be made

douchebage

dooshbayzh

Hall of fame

this thread is awesome

it's so impossible to tell trolls apart any more. I love the fact that the thread hurting links to is full of Aaron Zanders and Scaredy Cat

bump lol 08/03/07 NEVER 4GET

i was listening to some of murray street today that reminded me of phish (also of tool a little)

phish more liek pish

posh

bump

I never did kill myself, as it happens.

lies

How can I convince you

stop eating brains

YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU????

Depends on the quality of the marinade.