1. OMG ALERT A HUGE ANIMAL INFESTED WITH MEN IS OUTSIDE EATING OUR GARBAGE AND STEALING OUR RECYCLING ALERT ALERT
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
2. SNOW REMAINS AT ACCEPTABLE "TASTY" AND "COLD" LEVELS. NOTHING MORE TO REPORT AT THIS TIME SIR
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
3. THE GARAGE LOOKS DIFFERENT IN SOME WAY THAT I CAN NOT QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON. COMMENCE CONSTANT STARING.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)