BAN RICHARD WOOD JOHNSON

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Lynryd Skynryd are a bunch of drunk rednecks from Florida who pretend to be from Alabama and have songs in commercials about food from Kentucky. Fuck them.

-- Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 14:58 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

Everything in that statement is verifiably true.

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

"That Smell" turned out to be a smash hit with Skynyrd's fans. After the incident, Van Zant realized how much drugs and alcohol was affecting his band, quit both substances subsequently and enforced a strict 'no drugs/alcohol' rule during all future tours that the band went on.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

are --> were

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

that's a pretty lame technicality, since that (unsourced) statement suggests that they were drunk so much that it seriously affected their performance.

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

besides, it does not account for the periods where they weren't on tour. Do you mean to suggest that they stayed sober during tour breaks?

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

Only sober musicians make good music in the wooderfull woorld of Richard Wood Johnson.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

Should I lock this, or move it to the idiot thread repository?

Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Idiot thread rep, here we come!

Pashmina, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

can his name be added to auto-google proof?

Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

why

jergïns, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

because it look intersting

HI DERE, Thursday, 16 August 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

Only sober musicians make good music in the wooderfull woorld of Richard Wood Johnson

i didn't say that their terrible musicianship was directly correlated to their lack of sobriety. their music is pee-pee and they're drunks. these facts may or may not be related.

Richard Wood Johnson, Thursday, 16 August 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

You have learnt lesson #1 about the ILM zeitgeist.

libcrypt, Sunday, 19 August 2007 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://anthony.ianniciello.net/blog/images/obits.gif

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pcpa.org/Images2/Beauty01.jpg

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

What the fuck are you even on about, Dom-who-cried-wolf? If we banned everyone you requested there'd be nobody left posting!

-- Pashmina, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:37 PM (58 minutes ago)

>__<

am0n, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

lol.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago)


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