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This is my favorite sentence fragment thread title when viewing ILX via Zing. What is yours?

― DJP, Thursday, 24 February 2011 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

haha i have also enjoyed that one. i am still a child.

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

lowbrow five!

― DJP, Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

GG Allin, 'Parse My Fuc'

― but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

It kind of sounds like something GG would have written if he was a programmer working for IBM. Think of the songs he could write for their corporate songbook, like 'Byte It You Scum'.

― but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

someone keep these puns from snoballing any further

― richard melville hell (crüt), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

POLL: Elias Koteas vs. Christ

― goth barbershop quartet (DJP), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

zenlike koans i have seen em

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahhaaaa! thats great

― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

ILXOR HOUSEPROUD DOME

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

also a dark horse:

No question...this team fuckin

― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

A Thread for Posting Brutally

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Saturday, 3 September 2011 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

Thread of pictures of real chin

― let me save you some time - yes, you are probably anti-semantic (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

jenny mccarthy wants your ki

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

Attn musicians: Do you make

― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

yo stet how about some subs

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Request for information: a ho

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

Would you buy music from arti

― ●-● (ledge), Thursday, 9 February 2012 14:11 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

mixtape for after you get hard

― I need new, hip khakis (DJP), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

The official bored-at-work cry

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

good places to set up a colon

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

The arse-end of town might be a good location.

― no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

The official bored-at-work cry

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

Google autocorrect is pretty

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Aw

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

Artists you are certain are ass

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

Strictly 4 My Underground Ho

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Recommend me some Israeli

― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:43 (thirteen years ago)

why have i not seen this thread before?

― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

since I started this thread I'm decreeing that we can include display names as well, solely because of this one:

I have many lovely lacy nig...derizer)

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

Hahahahahahaha

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

20 Signs You're At A Bear Poo

― click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

haha I was going to post this

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

lol I saw that this morning: o_0

― eau de feet (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

Best Oil That Isn't Olive or But

goddammit, so close

― THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Let me introduce you to my ex

Which is full of me posting pictures of my baby O_O

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 20 September 2013 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

yo stet how about some subs

dying

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:32 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/2015-05-28%2017.17.00.png

― So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Thursday, 28 May 2015 21:20 (eleven years ago)

Divock Okoth Origi (Kenyan English: [diˈvɔk ɔˈkɔθ oˈrigi] ( listen); born 18 April 1995) is a Belgian professional footballer who plays for Liverpool and the Belgian national team as a forward. He is the son of former Kenyan professional footballer Mike Origi and cousin of Kenyan international footballer Arnold Origi.

― There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Friday, 29 May 2015 11:22 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

defend the indefensible: JAG

― put a skronk ornette (wins), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:36 (eleven years ago)

please help me eat my fuc

― No Darts Or Chasms In The Classroom (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:39 (eleven years ago)

wins wins

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 12 June 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)

the time is now 8:59

― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2015 16:55 (eleven years ago)

Thread for middle-aged ladies d...

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 June 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)

yo stet how about some subs

omg yes

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 June 2015 01:44 (eleven years ago)

dying at that one

― ciderpress, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:16 (eleven years ago)

i don't have zing but this thread is A++

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:43 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

the meme which will have bee

― syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:31 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

Album Covers featuring Yawn
Songs that sound like Donkey
So - what about this neo-shoe

― ledge, Monday, 19 October 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

Please recommend some goo

― ledge, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:37 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

Good sex sounds just like ma

― mario vargis loosa (wins), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 12:25 (ten years ago)

^^^ outstanding

― DJP, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:29 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

RIP

― meh 😐 (wins), Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:01 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

yo stet how about some subs

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2017 04:03 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

Parse THIS, fuc

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:56 (eight years ago)

ten months pass...

...blaming you peeps for some recordings shit and "custody" of the thing when I gather they are in prostitution or something?

― Bunny Boiler Alert (I M Losted), Saturday, 15 June 2019 08:51 (seven years ago)

and something something pedophiles something something. EXTREMELY DISTURBING.

― Bunny Boiler Alert (I M Losted), Saturday, 15 June 2019 09:00 (seven years ago)

Okay, our new pedo visitor I guess is heavy like, having to know who EVERYONE is. Like everyone in America, I guess, or at least everyone who doesn't suck. I mean, like totally bonkers completist and no one is controlling him. I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't downloaded the entire fucking forum. Just putting it here because this is disgraceful. And you need to know.

― Bunny Boiler Alert (I M Losted), Saturday, 15 June 2019 16:36 (seven years ago)

???

― Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 15 June 2019 17:57 (seven years ago)

#lostredditors

― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 June 2019 18:45 (seven years ago)

Okay, I have info that anti=abortion conservatives are trying to twist everything to their own advantage.

― War in I Rock (I M Losted), Friday, 21 June 2019 13:52 (seven years ago)

transformer is that you?

― Evan, Friday, 21 June 2019 14:36 (seven years ago)

like what is in their shit shitloads of usenet, peoples emails, excessive use of Facebook, computer searches and of course the itunes, the spotify. its disgusting.

― War in I Rock (I M Losted), Sunday, 23 June 2019 23:27 (seven years ago)

transformer is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3TXwWANFbM

― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 June 2019 23:33 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

mixtape for after you get hard

― I need new, hip khakis (DJP), Friday, April 20, 2012 6:18 PM bookmarkflaglink

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 11:53 (six years ago)

three months pass...

Let me introduce you to my ex

Which is full of me posting pictures of my baby O_O

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, September 20, 2013 12:58 AM bookmarkflaglink

this is killing me

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 26 October 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

three years pass...

the meme which will have bee

― syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, September 21, 2015 1:31 PM bookmarkflaglink

― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 November 2023 02:50 (two years ago)

two months pass...

I just loaded up Zing for the first time in ages and I see it now supports full thread titles, which is great but also a little sad

I guess we’re never getting those subs ;_;

― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 29 January 2024 21:52 (two years ago)


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