TWO-HANDED GREAT SWORD

As far as I can tell they seem to be operating under the assumption that swordfighting is a constant hassle that everyone deals with on a regular basis.
EponymousKid 1 day ago 22

They showed that balloon who was boss.

I saw a high-street sword shop in Vienna last week. I'm no closer to knowing what they're meant to be used for.

I think my favorite shot is the slice through the ectoplasm-filled trashcan. Want a gif of that.

personally I'm back on the cowboy boots filled with meat

this is the real shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyO46RQhYkQ

i just checked their website and u can actually get a meat bicycle if you buy a sword... yep... a meat bicycle.. terrific!
ironiks 1 day ago

They do a mountain bike for people who want to go offal road.

"six pounds of sword"

watching an extra from "Office Space" lunge with a huge fucking sword at a balloon has noticeably brightened my day

also pull-up dude who rather blatantly posed with a new, unbent sword after the pull-up demonstration

there was a thread where we went ham on this whole company. one of the old noize roffle threads maybe?

oh word? I am sorry I missed that!

also lol @ "going ham" in this context

yeah their other vids are amazing

mostly i love the attitude the guy has, they present these ridiculous weapons in the same kind of uhh "tactical seriousness" that gun dudes have, as if a big ass scimitar is going be as effective for personal defense as a 9mm or something

9 minutes long and i still have so many questions

i checked the counter when i was like "god they have cut literally everything this must be almost over."

it was at 5:43

the fact that it goes on for like 10 minutes is also astounding, yes

found the previous convo

Damage ContrLOLz

it's no chinese military shovel wjq-308 imo

haha i loved that thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdjpmwwkHc

he's like a younger pre-lobotomy basil marceaux

the great sword is way underappreciated imo.

two-handed okay sword

http://static.boomkat.com/images/53496/333.jpg

i checked the counter when i was like "god they have cut literally everything this must be almost over."

it was at 5:43

― call all destroyer, Friday, July 15, 2011 2:59 PM Bookmark

Yes, and also at one point after they've already cut two hogs heads, a steer skull, all kinds of wood and metal and plastic shit, etc., they cut...some steaks.

There was this SNL sketch in the early 90s that was supposed to be an "NRA Films" scare film against the 7-day waiting period for guns. This guy goes to a gun shop to try to buy a gun for home defense, but the gun shop owner is like "sorry, you have to wait seven days" and the homeowner is like "what am I supposed to do in the meantime?" so the shop owner gives him this morningstar. Of course the guy's house gets robbed and the morningstar is ineffective against the robber.

Where I come from, great-sword-control means using two hands.

irl lolled so hard at the cowboy boots filled with beef. my poor cat, scared the hell outta her. video coulda used a skeleton imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XIeRPtP2VY

why is the internet not just a series of gifs from these ads

i cannot imagine anybody who owns those swords not looking like the chubby mustachioed demonstrator. he is a prime candidate for a guy that owns an effective sword and blowgun

BIG BORE blowgun, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SOz9WTpo_U

2:30 2:30 2:30

I like the falling meat sock at 3:20 in this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qapwAIemccg

As a Wizard/Fighter muticlas, I need a one-handed sword with enough power to chop an orc's head off, but still be lightweight enough to use in one hand. This sword delivers.

With this, I can slice an undeads arm off with one hand and fire a bolt of lightning at them with the other.

It's saved my bacon on more then one occasion, and without it, I would never have made it through the Temple of Yog-Nartyblag and defeated the evil lich known only as "The king in Gray".

Thanks, Cold Steel!
spacehelmetforacow 5 days ago

I keep waiting for dwight schrute to do a walk-on

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22dwight+schrute%22+%22cold+steel%22

haha 10k results there Ed

there should be a publicly available register of guys who have bought & have, ready, in their homes, giant 6lb swords even suitable for use on people of larger stature

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