outstanding.favorite whipping boy or is it a time zone thing?
― sanskrit, Monday, 27 October 2008 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
both aussies
― my other son is a zamboni (gbx), Monday, 27 October 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, in a previous phrases-you-hate thread I mentioned hating "Can I get..." when asking for something. The only time it should be used is by a Southern Baptist preacher asking for an Amen.
― naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
then how will Marvin get a witness?― estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
That's the other exception.― naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:40 (2 years ago)
― m coleman, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
you seem grumpy, JOrdan S., maybe you are chakstruating.
― estela, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:22 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link
is that a sincere request or are you chakstruating.
― estela, Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:12 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Can I get a "fuck you" from all of my niggas to these bitches who don't love those who get no dough?
― The Saving Grace of Gospel House (The Reverend), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
new age Indian pan pipe music posts.
― estela, Monday, February 9, 2009 11:09 PM (2 days ago)
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
zing ploy pathos
― estela, Sunday, February 15, 2009 8:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Sunday, 15 February 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link
amazing
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
next level
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Despair upon despair upon despair
oh boy
― Young Chizzy (country matters), Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:33 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you started small but i predict a volley of typing.
― estela, Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:37 (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― genei-jin & tonic (cozwn), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 10:34 (4 hours ago) tl;sb― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 10:44 (4 hours ago)
Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)
― sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 10:34 (4 hours ago)
tl;sb
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 10:44 (4 hours ago)
― Bostin' Legal (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Vivian Girls are a great band. I think it's def sexist that bullshit like Wavves gets a pass and the V-Girls have to put up with so much internet nonsense.
― gui lovato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, May 9, 2009 7:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so in other words you wouldn't put the vivian girls under wavves.
― estela, Sunday, May 10, 2009 12:59 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:37 (fifteen years ago) link
O. M. G.
― Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 May 2009 09:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i need to have kevin k. explain that one to me later
― This one's for (The) Reverend Green(e) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 10 May 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah if by 'have' you mean lick and by 'explain that one to me' you mean my balls
― some dude, don't make it dad (k3vin k.), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
that doesn't really scan
― pen(istentiary) (stevie), Sunday, 10 May 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i need to lick k3vin k; my balls
― numerous circles of frontin (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 May 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
the sentiment, though, i whole-heartedly applaud, as refutation of Estela's gift for wordiage does indeed deserve a sampling of your balls.
― pen(istentiary) (stevie), Sunday, 10 May 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
am losing my shit at rev's post
― sorry for british (country matters), Sunday, 10 May 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
ahahhahahah
― s1ocki, Sunday, 10 May 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
sluttiness is in the eye of the intimidated beholder.
― estela, Sunday, May 17, 2009 5:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 18 May 2009 13:22 (fifteen years ago) link
last week we went to uluru (aka ayers rock) and we went to a night talk given by an astronomer (the stars out there are famously amazing) but all these clouds suddenly appeared halfway through and the astronomer got really angry and called the clouds 'sonsofbitches', i was overjoyed.
― estela, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:22 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
someone should loan lj a spare sock so he can issue his fulsome praises.
― estela, Monday, October 12, 2009 3:59 PM
/louis entendre
― tehresa, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
adjectives don't fail her now!
― sarahel, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
but lately i've been wondering if the world would be a better place if everyone stopped picking on sincere young men with so much sex to give.
― estela, Sunday, 25 October 2009 23:59 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
vested interest submission imo
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i think he's been waiting all these weeks to post that tbh
― sarahel, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.najblog.com/media/1120/20060817-slika4.jpg
u r appreciated
― sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
lorax may have tried to steal the show but that post was a shining clarion of lol
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
lorax's performance was pretty amazing -- still trying to wrap my head around the fact he thought i was a guy.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
have you stopped to think that if you find the right girl now you'll miss out on all the wrong girls.
-- estela, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 12:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark
― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^ can i just say reading this made me grow up a lil bit??
― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link
estela's dirty little secret was that you need the wrong girls to eventually find the right one
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 09:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think it works if you're actually hellbent on finding the wrong girls first though.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link
oh :(
― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 3:54 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 3:55 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this made me reverse-grow-up a little bit when i read it :/
― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
in your mouth?
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
on your face
― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
*squats down, reverse-grows-up on ur face*
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 November 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
ew
― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i just grew up a little in my mouth
i just unbookmarked this thread
― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah great job guys
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link
does estela appreciate it?
― provates: feminine plural of provato (sarahel), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
god
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS
― slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark
that's good news for the idiots.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark
*cymbal crash*
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark
are you celebrating.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
once after a show this boy was trying to chat up me and my friend and it was clear a dismal upfront proposition was pending so i invented a friend called angelique that we had lost in the crush, i said have you seen her, and i described her shining cascade of blond hair and long tanned legs and large breasts and tiny clothes and he dumped us for her, he became cold and dismissive and he craned his neck and wildly scanned the crowd.
― estela, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:52 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
'angelique'!
― ted mulry gang gang dance (haitch), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
85
― estela, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:26 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link