RONG 2

david edelstein:

But then there's a burst of hard rock and an omniscient, 35-millimeter camera swoops over the trees, and we're suddenly in the land of conventional horror movies—of Friday the 13th (1980) and The Evil Dead (1983) and all those other splatter flicks in which attractive young people set out to party hearty while we munch our popcorn and wait for someone to be impaled.

max on animal fightin' thread, wtf

Golden Girls is NOT A MOVIE and barely TV.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, November 9, 2007 12:23 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a gay man hating on golden girls? now i've seen EVERYTHING

maybe he meant it was so real and true-to-life that it was barely tv

i think that's probably what he meant

I just don't find the results as interesting as the discussion or the opportunity to revisit records....for instance, a little something I like to call BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB!!!

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, November 9, 2007 1:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol wtf

wut thread

Hoax?

one of the pazz and jop ones. he called them "very swingy" or something like that.

OMG! "Red eyes and tears no more for you my love I fear. Red eyes and tears no more for you my love I fear. No more fear, no more fear I'm in love." Should I start a thread where I sing all of B.M.R.C. to y'all?

They're sexier than The Jesus & Mary Chain. I feel you could strip to something like "Red Eyes and Tears." Quite gyratable, that one. Could you strip to anything off of Psychocandy?

Gawd, I absolutely adore this record!!!!

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 29 October 2007 15:26 (1 hour ago) Link

wau

deej otm w/ "kevin john bozo"

ugh

who the fuck is black rebel motorcycle club... i couldnt call him rong for comparing them to anything

Something the noise board agrees with ILM on

holy fuh. KJB is far madder than I ever dreamed.

who the fuck is black rebel motorcycle club... i couldnt call him rong for comparing them to anything

-- and what, Friday, November 9, 2007 3:23 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not sure if the right response here is "google" or "Tuomas"

I'd argue that the cover for The Chronic is worse than the one for Doggystyle.
-- miccio (miccio), Monday, November 22, 2004 11:42 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

ftr i think they are both pretty classic covers, just like the chronic one much more.

If there's ever a shitty album cover/classic album thread, Doggystyle would be my nomination.

Maybe there is such a thread. I ain't digging for it.

I Want You is bleh, but what I've heard of Here, My Dear is fairly incredible musically, even when it gets too literal lyrically.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, November 11, 2007 8:51 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

first part of that obv

ftr i think they are both pretty classic covers, just like the chronic one much more.

you'd be right if "The Chronic" was in a word balloon coming from Dre's mouth.

nobody's gonna agree w/me on this (and i like prince) but wrong is rong, right?

Prince is about 800x better than Bowie

-- Matos W.K., Sunday, 11 November 2007 20:44

800 is a lot

Prince is about 800x bettereasier to write a shitty book about than Bowie

-- Matos W.K., Sunday, 11 November 2007 20:44

Fixed.

oh come on like anybody couldn't write a shitty book about bowie

prince is like 3x as good

I'd even go 10x! If we're only counting Bowie since Prince has been recording, then we're getting closer to 800.

lol scruffy white dudes all have a crush on prince
dude has like what, three good songs? Meh.

he's okay i suppose

awww u know u guys like raspberry beret!

Has Prince ever been seen publicly playing a saxophone? If not, maybe that's something Bowie does better. By default.

lol scruffy white dudes all have a crush on prince
dude has like what, three good songs? Meh.

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, November 11, 2007 9:22 PM (Sunday, November 11, 2007 9:22 PM) Bookmark Link

RONG

return of the scruffy white dude
throwing darts in lolers eyes

and dude dont go "scruffy white dudes" on me after that whiteboy goatee and yr 56 YMO cds

i mean blood diamonds though

potshots all round
seriously though even if prince and bowie were neck & neck in the writing and production stakes, prince has done a lot more vaguely embarrassing shit vis a vis blogging about himself in sub-txt msg 11-yo girl talk and trying to change his name to a hieroglyph for "sexually confused"

EVEN RONGER

BOWIE MADE A DRUM 'N BASS LP FFS

yes David Bowie has not done much "vaguely" embarassing shit

How beautiful do the words have 2 be
Before they conquer every heart?
How will U know if I'm even in the right key
If U make me stop before I start?

CHORUS:
If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin

Why does my brother have 2 go hungry
When U told him there was food 4 all?
This is the man that stands next 2 the man
That stands 2 catch U when U fall (Oh!)

CHORUS

If I'm under water, will U find me? (Find me {x4})
Will U shine a light and try 2 guide me?
It's happened before, I've knocked on your door
But U wouldn't let me in

How beautiful do the words have 2 be
Before they conquer every heart? (Oh!)

If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
Come back in the end as a dolphin (Oh)
(I'll come back, baby)
(Let me in, let me in) As a dolphin
(Be my friend) Dolphin
(Yeah, yeah)

Dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin

"If I Was Your Girlfriend" was also written for Tombot.

THAT GAME WAS MY JAM

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4523/eccodolphingensega205f0ne4.png

FUCK U HATERZ

http://photosynthesis.com/images-titles/D10-94.jpeg

Y'ALL LIKE STEVE ROACH

does anyone remember that early 90's ad for Ecco the Dolphin that had Jacques Cousteau in it?

fwiw i think bowie and prince at their respective creative peaks are about equal

obv you're not a scruffy white dude then