FIRST RESPONSE hall of fame

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I thought this was going to be about pregnancy tests. I was confused.

Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Sunday, 30 November 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

me too! maybe we are just too iltmi

roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

ass lipstick

Brunswicki and Footescray (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol, what ever you do, DON"T erect your PENIS, AM I CLEAR, Don't erect it, your penis is mostly blood, so when you erect it, it will broke out and ............ bam, "pop" !

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

so, uh... anyone have any experience with identity theft?

velko, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 08:19 (fifteen years ago) link

hahah

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 08:21 (fifteen years ago) link

dudes!!!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 08:24 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 08:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i love the second response on Indie Fans Who Would Otherwise Write In Their Regular Speech Using Negro Talk When Discussing Rap: C/D !

roxymuzak, Friday, 5 December 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

that luna one is the bomb, natch

roxymuzak, Friday, 5 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Slant's 100 AFI-alternate film quotes

craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

3 black cats

yuon (jergins), Thursday, 11 December 2008 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link

love the zen calm of the cat bottom

Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i meant "cat at the bottom", LOL

Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

still applies, obv

Q: Why was the mushroom so popular? A: He was a fungi (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://ehealthforum.com/health/topic74434.html

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Some females release their feelings that way by crying, I used to laugh alot. I am not a Dr.

All the best to you!

TOMBOT, Sunday, 14 December 2008 06:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay/Lesbian Popular Music

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 14 December 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

classic 1-2 from harvell right here

Intentional misspelling on the Internet.

808s & heartdrake (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link

did jess leave after that?

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 December 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

it was the straw that broke the harvell's back

You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Monday, 15 December 2008 05:56 (fifteen years ago) link

word life

krut1s blow (and what), Monday, 15 December 2008 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link

aloh

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 06:10 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_start_large_shoe_company

caek, Monday, 15 December 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

funadvice

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

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The sound on this is horrid.Can barely hear anything.

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ur mother is horrid at sex. shes disgusting

ladies and gentlemen, mr. biff_tannen (and what), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

that is lolz

Phonetic Elvis. (stevie), Monday, 15 December 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

composing music in my dreams

2 5 (Z S), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=68024#unread

― өөө (Pleasant Plains)

belongs on zing

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link

It was kind of a lazy zing, but it did meet the following criteria:

There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.

― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, October 25, 2008 5:31 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was thinking about this lately. or maybe just threads with first posts/ replies of value

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, October 26, 2008 12:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

kind of like a zing... no, better

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

listening to a lot of air france huh

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

ya kinda... it popped into my head and i needed to get out

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Answering the door

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

this is a thread for Fern Gully

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

abanana, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, we can't make fun of Passantino's love of fat chixx anymore?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link

what was the first response

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

OP was by KBP. Spiralli pointed out that there may be something in KBP's obsession with Dom's obsession with smashing big people.

caek, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i took a worn truism - that Pato is gay for Dom - and i turned it into gold. then the mods destroyed all my work. i am thinking about taking revenge by writing a scathing diatribe about tombot and c+p it into every thread on new answers

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

not before you have a hot chick in your bed etc etc

Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

...

claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

fortunately...

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

A bit obvious, perhaps, but lolsworthy nonetheless: When do you get defensive?

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Ned Raggett's First Post.

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

let's talk about Armand Van Helden


>Why hasn't ILM talked about him?

Is it 'cuz 'e is black?

― ali g, Friday, March 7, 2003 12:11 AM (eighteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

davey, Saturday, 20 March 2021 07:44 (three years ago) link

went to the AVH thread to see if anyone else thought his style was 100% Ali G lmaooo

davey, Saturday, 20 March 2021 07:45 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

why is that in consideration for hall of fame?

sarahell, Thursday, 6 May 2021 16:28 (three years ago) link

was hoping it was someone saying "Pet Sounds"

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 May 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link

honestly I was hoping for "GOAT on roof respects only one man"

sarahell, Friday, 7 May 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

Things people did in the 2000s

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 17:18 (three years ago) link

otm

rob, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

Drove by this bar and though “huh I wonder what that’s about”. Turns out it’s about exactly what you think pic.twitter.com/5zIKLZWJIs

— Jesse Tyler (@jessebtyler) May 18, 2021

rob, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Always loved this one from skot:
David Crosby's If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D?

Salvador Dalí Mini-Me (PBKR), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:27 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

How is Brian Eno's health?

Wiggum Dorma (wins), Friday, 12 August 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link

AACK! The Cathy Poll

Bait Kush (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 August 2022 18:37 (two years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

When did "My Favorite Things" become a Christmas song?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 11 December 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

Matt P was first was this one but it's worth another look

tom cochrane's "life is a highway" vs alannah myles' "black velvet"

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 29 April 2023 22:38 (one year ago) link

Lol yes

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 April 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Things people did in the 2000s

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 25 May 2023 12:09 (one year ago) link

Yes that was great.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 May 2023 12:14 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lost submarine what's on your ipod?

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 21 June 2023 18:57 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...

lol

H.P, Friday, 19 April 2024 23:00 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

On Djing...

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 23:40 (one month ago) link


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