best animal friends

i am sure photoshop can arrange that

it's really the future of how to deal with relationship problems

i still would like to know how dog and polar bear began their friendship.

drinking

Drinking is also the future of how to deal with relationship problems. Or relationships at all, really.

ok! i am taking this as the go-ahead for my plan re: future marriage based on drinking and hilarious alteration of photos. everything else will fall into place naturally i think.

(that's what she said)

holycrap i just found the craziest animated gif and it wld be wrong to put here - where to put? it is cat-related but also scary

i found a place for it
anyway

these guys are kind of friends but maybe not best

http://horseworldemporium.com/My%20Pictures/animals%20at%20Lyons%20Creek/Ruby%20&%20April.JPG

fuck a racoon. went camping this weekend and they stole all our food.

i want a pet racoon so bad.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/birdmouse.jpg

that was inked on this thread by drooone:

i dare you

linked not inked

that ould make a swell tattoo

ffs

Yes, but I got it from that blog.

Many of these photos show relationships between two different species. Such relationships are not unusual. Animals don't have the emotional and cultural hang-ups that humans do, and they let pure heavenly love happen.

aww. adorable.

HART EXPLODINGS.

hi friends, i give you food!!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/509102197_a31e23cf98_o.jpg

helllooo!!!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/509102207_47986a2598_o.jpg

you have cute hands!!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/509102219_21549645cb_o.jpg

oh no foods is gone!!!

OH SHIT

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/509102255_4a15bd151a_o.jpg

they're cute until they give you rabies

you are so emo!!

i hate my father

seriously though, i agree they are cuet

besides, my fatass cat looks like a raccoon

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/u-has-a-flavor.jpg

Feeding raccoons like that is a dumbassed move!

i still say fuck you raccoons. they stole 2 steaks, 8 sausages and a loaf of bread.

why?? they'll just climb in the damn trashcan or go dumpster-diving at the jack in the box down the street. might as well keep them out of trouble.

i'm not the biggest raccoon fan (except for the raccoon's cartoon, which was Great) but they're wild animals that rely on thieving now :/ i have been more angry at squirrels but have let that go. but yeah, not to find blame, but how did they get to the food though? (i'd never leave a campsite without putting the food in the car/bear-hang first)

it's good they did not steal yr beer

i went w/a few friends and before we went to bed asked if we should put the coolers in the car and they all laughed at me

and then the raccoons laughed at them

why?? they'll just climb in the damn trashcan or go dumpster-diving at the jack in the box down the street. might as well keep them out of trouble.

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:33 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you should start a home for wayward raccoons!

it already is, apparently

:/

http://wjz.com/seenon/local_story_143063411.html

http://www.rockcritics.com/interview/ceddy_society_living_chuck.jpg

i went w/a few friends and before we went to bed asked if we should put the coolers in the car and they all laughed at me

-- jaxon, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

lol city slickers

ok those raccoons are fucking cute.

I should start a home for wayward rats, based on vahid's logic.

ahaha vahid, i saved this exchange from long ago, so awed was i by the tale of your raccoon fantasia:

[vahid] yeah i got "pet" racoons
[vahid] they live in my yard and we feed them cat food
[me] 1lhgds!!!!
[vahid] they pick up the food with their hands and eat like people!!
[me] oh my god im dying :(((
[me] do they have names?
[vahid] they are all named POOFY
[me] i kiss u vahid!!!
[vahid] they are beggars
[vahid] they run up to the sliding glass door
[vahid] and stand up on their hind legs
[vahid] to get us to feed them

ok this sounds like a fantastic idea. I want pet raccoons.

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2006-08-22-psycho-raccoons_x.htm

OLYMPIA, Washington (AP) — A fierce group of raccoons has killed 10 cats, attacked a small dog and bitten at least one pet owner who had to get rabies shots, residents of Olympia say.

Some have taken to carrying pepper spray to ward off the masked marauders and the woman who was bitten now carries an iron pipe when she goes outside at night.

"It's a new breed," said Tamara Keeton, who with Kari Hall started a raccoon watch after an emotional neighborhood meeting drew 40 people. "They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid."

Tony Benjamins, whose family lost two cats, said he got a big dog — a German Shepherd-Rottweiler mix — to keep the raccoons away.

One goal of the patrol is to get residents to stop feeding raccoons and to keep pets and pet food indoors.

Lisann Rolle said she began carrying an iron pipe when she goes outside at night after being bitten by raccoons when she tried to pull three of them off her cat Lucy. She obtained rabies shots afterward as a precaution.

"I was watching her like a hawk, but she snuck out," Rolle said. "Then I heard this hideous sound — a coyote-type high pitch ... It was vicious. They were focused on ripping her apart."

The attacks have been especially shocking because raccoons came within five feet of cats without any problem in previous years, Benjamins said.

"We used to love the raccoons. They'd have their babies this time of year, and they were so cute. Even though we lived in the city, it was neat to have wildlife around," he said, "but this year, things changed. They went nuts."

In one case five raccoons tried to carry off a small dog, which managed to survive.

The attacks, all within a three-block area near the Garfield Nature Trail in Olympia, are highly unusual, said Sean O. Carrell, a problem wildlife coordinator with the state Department of Fish and Wildlife, adding that trappers may be summoned from the U.S. Department of Agriculture to remove problem animals.

"I've never heard a report of 10 cats being killed. It's something were going to have to monitor," Carrell said.

Meanwhile, residents have hired Tom Brown, a nuisance wildlife control operator from Rochester, Washington, to set traps, but in six weeks he has caught only one raccoon. He and Carrell said raccoons teach their young — and each other — to avoid traps.

Brown said he had seen packs of raccoons this big but none so into killing.

"They are in command up there," he said.

the best part of that article is the accompanying photo:

http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2006/08/23/raccoons.jpg

awwww cutest vicious killers ever!

THEY ARE IN COMMAND UP IN THIS BITCH

i'd hug these thugs

http://www.uoregon.edu/~mlogan/2006-08-27/bite-face1.jpg

I had a dream last night I was petting a dolphin and it bit my face.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9efw5WgHzO8

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX3f6PzlGxx/?taken-by=boochaces

http://68.media.tumblr.com/35eec8c779c72c913f9322063baafc08/tumblr_ouu2xoZ5J81sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

Thanks guys I needed both of those this week!

Dog 'adopts' nine orphaned ducklings at Essex castle https://t.co/7JQ7C87lHW pic.twitter.com/YPiPueBu4Y

— BBC Essex (@BBCEssex) May 21, 2018

a very good dog :')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBteMgscNxQ

thanks for the vid, tom bonin

https://youtu.be/axcPoS2sF0E

cheetahs >>>> leopards

one the friend scale, that is

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b00d3f80ea0c7d46084880758506517d/tumblr_pfq9mhwu5p1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

aaaaaaaaawwww

Orphaned kangaroo and wombat cuddle up together
(Photo: Rob Leeson) pic.twitter.com/UtrfIaItUQ

— 41 Strange (@41Strange) September 2, 2019

<3

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2019/09/hippo-hyena-rare-encounter-zambia/

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2018/06/explore-essay-through-the-lens-crocodile-doubilet-hayes-photograph/
http://i.imgur.com/2z8Uijc.png

This is the best thing you'll see all day! 🐾
Our wildlife cameras spotted a #coyote and #badger together — the first time this type of behavior has been captured in the San Francisco #BayArea.https://t.co/YDcnhyiWL1 pic.twitter.com/qZQgcbwtTk

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HE MADE IT!!!! HE MADE IT!!!!
HE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!

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Positivity we need rn!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoefCO1XUAwpEGg?format=jpg&name=900x900

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simply the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U