name me someone who's not a parasite, and i'll go out and say a prayer for him.
― arular (unregistered), Monday, 22 December 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
composing music in my dreams
― 2 5 (Z S), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=68024#unread
― өөө (Pleasant Plains)
belongs on zing
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link
It was kind of a lazy zing, but it did meet the following criteria:
There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, October 25, 2008 5:31 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
was thinking about this lately. or maybe just threads with first posts/ replies of value
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, October 26, 2008 12:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
kind of like a zing... no, better
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
listening to a lot of air france huh
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
ya kinda... it popped into my head and i needed to get out
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Answering the door
― Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a thread for Fern Gully
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 December 2008 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.
― abanana, Saturday, 27 December 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Wait, we can't make fun of Passantino's love of fat chixx anymore?
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
what was the first response
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
OP was by KBP. Spiralli pointed out that there may be something in KBP's obsession with Dom's obsession with smashing big people.
― caek, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i took a worn truism - that Pato is gay for Dom - and i turned it into gold. then the mods destroyed all my work. i am thinking about taking revenge by writing a scathing diatribe about tombot and c+p it into every thread on new answers
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
not before you have a hot chick in your bed etc etc
― Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
...
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
fortunately...
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
A bit obvious, perhaps, but lolsworthy nonetheless: When do you get defensive?
― Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Ned Raggett's First Post.
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link
impossible
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
unknown fact: i could have had the first lame response hall of fame of ile. i was not that knowledgeable of internet culture ,i just had learned of the plague of the "first post" business yet thought of doing it, thought about it a few minutes while working and decided to do it as a lame statement but dan perry beated me to it by
― Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link
15 minutes
don,t know how i managed to accroach the enter key on that one
― Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Microsoft Zune Lovers Forum
― Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=447
― and what, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
1st 2 responses really
― xhuxk d (deej), Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
honorary mention for 2nd response: David Mamet and Tim Allen together again for the very first time
― some dude, Monday, 12 January 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=68809#unread
― Dan I., Tuesday, 13 January 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
two-fer on that one
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
If Sage Francis and Brother Ali battled-rapped, who would win?
― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 January 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i have always been amazed at the mechanics of fisting
― the fap where all the dudes fawned over my chick (stevie), Thursday, 22 January 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Nasal Hair
― velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Off-board, but Firefox Autofill Feature.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Justice - † Pretentious symbol = french dance?
(really the second response)
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Are the people in the Star Wars movies humans?
first few really
― k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
That firefox thing is important, I never knew how to do that!
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
aw, doesn't work with gmail, bummer.
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
?
― k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
The Shift/Delete to remove autofill.
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Defend the indefensible - "...before you die"
― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ah fuck it, what do you all look like?
― robostan (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 February 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://smile.dezro.com/misc/burnsauce.gif
― eman, Monday, 9 February 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon Reynolds' 'Totally Wired: Post-Punk Interviews & Overviews'
― special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link
yup
― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 08:56 (fifteen years ago) link
ahahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 February 2009 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Just came here to post that.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Langston and Reynolds should go head to head imo.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Bad breath remedies
― slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
smittens, happles: can we think of more examples?
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
haha
― lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 14 February 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link