i love tyra banks!!!!!!

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THERE IS NO DOLPHIN POOL EMPTY

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

THERE IS NO TYRA JUST HUEG PILE COCAINE ON CRAZY MIRROR

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljfZg9iTloQ

― Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

thank you jon

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha awesome
she's a terrible interviewer but makes up for it with the crazy, and that's what gets the ratings, esp if you're not wearing makeup and wearing britney spears' pajamas

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 February 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha classic but aquaphor is better

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 2 February 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

she's kinda cute, but not crazy in the good way

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 February 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh, i would not want to have to go near here in real life, yeah

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 2 February 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

I watched this and used vaseline as instructed for a couple weeks in the hopes of achieving Tyra Banks-level undereye areas but instead I developed milkspots on my eyelids. She's still A+ for being nuts tho

― A B C (sparklecock), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, but your cock sparkles

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 February 2007 06:47 (eighteen years ago)

One of the joys of having no sound at work is: WTF?! How 'spontaneous' was that crowd jumping up? Diamond encrusted vaseline jars? What's she saying? Why is she jumping?! What the hell people!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

VASELINE!!! YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE!!! AAHUUUHUHAHHAHUAUHHAGHGGG

― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally daet Tyra.

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

oy her on larry king the other nite denying that she is fat but it's okay to be fat but she's not but there is nothing wrong with that cuz i'm a big girl but....but, yeah, i still dig her. and her craziness. she is carrying on in the fine tradition of the much missed marilu henner show.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

I should get tyra to join 3xc3pt3r

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

i'd buy that for a dollar

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit does it make any more sense with the sound on?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

much, much less sense, really

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

fuck. blood diamonds to tyra banks, I guess, that's kind of amazing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

I can only dream of being that crazy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

i think we are all a little humbled...

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

She has invented her own new version of sign language.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

well this is solid gold is what this is.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

i watch tyra every morning at a sumwhat ungodly hour of 8am to 9am..her fat show was brilliant,her meth show was great,her badgering of sum anorexic model was super,her interviews w federline,nicole ritchie,janet jackson(where they discuss flatulence)are all awesome..her undercover as a dude show where she mcs w chingy on th ellen show..her show on beauty treatments where she got jada pinkeet and mary j blige to give audience members pedicures was great..im fascinated by her and entertained...she will reign for a long time

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

i have a batshit insane story to tell. i have this "friend" j3n (i wonder if she reads these boards :-! ) that' so much drama. recently we heard a story from her roommate lis@ that j3n came in at around 9 the other night and said to lis@ and her boyfriend "COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN. SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK!!". but j3n has no job! and lis@ and her bf were just talking quietly, no music or anything. so j3n wakes up at 7am and poors out the silverware drawer in front of her door and goes "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT"

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Synching this video along with mu-ziq's Salsa with Mesquite album is pretty amazing.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

she's the andrew wk of oprah!

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

TEN MILLION DOLLAR BRA

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHB3W2elnm8

― m@p (plosive), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

and you ask me why we think you americans are crazy.

this is just plain... NO.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, so you hate black people? Typical racist European.

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha dude, look at her! you have crazy... and then you have THAT kind of crazy. it's so off putting.

i think i lack some humour gene or sth :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3u3uWfe7kg

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 8 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

she's 100% great & not that crazy at all I'm thinking

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

her only greatness resides in her complete and utter narcissistic insanity

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

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http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/katharine-mcPhee-tyra-banks-01.jpg

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/23/kat-mcphee-feel-em-tyra-theyre-real/

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yXu08xgINew

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere try this

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

no animated gif yet? I'm disappointed in the Internets.

― milo z, Saturday, 24 February 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

give it time.

it doesnt even air until wednesday.

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

back in 15

― ^@^, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

back in 15

^@^ on Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:33 (17 minutes ago)

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

holy jesus

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 February 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

― djhookup, Sunday, 25 February 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

that dolphin 'nightmare' sequence is beyond hysterical

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 February 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

meth addict makeovers on tyra RIGHT NOW!

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i wish i had cable!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh ffs this woman must be from another planet. send her BACK.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

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a vagina puppet? why because it look interesting

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

ok i heard it was a vagina puppet but for some reason I imagined someone dressed in a giant vag suit. how disappointing for me.

― sunny successor, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

makes a great holiday gift

― gr8080, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

lololol

― gr8080, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

my inner catholic is horrified.

― sunny successor, Friday, 9 November 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.yoni.com/gifts/empowering-gifts/fluffy-pussy-purse-3.html

― get bent, Friday, 9 November 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Bald_Tyra

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/23/tyra_predeath.gif

― omar little, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

tyra just asked jessica alba what the most embarrassing stuff on her ipod is...

jessica's response "probably the folfsie stuff, like neil young and bob dylan"

― bb, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tyraiscool_2.jpg

― J0rdan S., Friday, 28 March 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

<3<3<3

― latebloomer, Friday, 28 March 2008 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

right now: benny ninja on tyra show

― tehresa, Thursday, 29 May 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/tyradevilishbrow2_sm.gif

― get bent, Thursday, 29 May 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

fuck you wb

― ambulance chaser (S-), Thursday, 12 March 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:14 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

Tyra just had some face-reader woman on who gave tips on what to look for physically in a "good" man. Obviously totally full of shit, but bizarrely she read Chris Brown as a guy who has very positive facial features and PROBABLY TREATS WOMEN WELL.

WTF?

― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

Um, I'm late to this thread, but I'm beginning to suspect mental issues:

On Tyra: the first-ever live televised colonic

― Biodegradable (Derelict), Thursday, 10 December 2009 06:22 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

rip

― gastro pub n' tug (carne asada), Monday, 28 December 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

not dead, just sleeping: http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/12/28/tyra-banks-annouces-end-of-talk-show-things-well-miss/

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8vUI5oqjPo

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzU-WJoVdc

― cutty, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

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