what was the first response
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
OP was by KBP. Spiralli pointed out that there may be something in KBP's obsession with Dom's obsession with smashing big people.
― caek, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i took a worn truism - that Pato is gay for Dom - and i turned it into gold. then the mods destroyed all my work. i am thinking about taking revenge by writing a scathing diatribe about tombot and c+p it into every thread on new answers
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
not before you have a hot chick in your bed etc etc
― Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
...
― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
fortunately...
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
A bit obvious, perhaps, but lolsworthy nonetheless: When do you get defensive?
― Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Ned Raggett's First Post.
― ♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link
impossible
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
unknown fact: i could have had the first lame response hall of fame of ile. i was not that knowledgeable of internet culture ,i just had learned of the plague of the "first post" business yet thought of doing it, thought about it a few minutes while working and decided to do it as a lame statement but dan perry beated me to it by
― Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link
15 minutes
don,t know how i managed to accroach the enter key on that one
― Sébastien, Thursday, 1 January 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Microsoft Zune Lovers Forum
― Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=447
― and what, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link
1st 2 responses really
― xhuxk d (deej), Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
honorary mention for 2nd response: David Mamet and Tim Allen together again for the very first time
― some dude, Monday, 12 January 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=68809#unread
― Dan I., Tuesday, 13 January 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
two-fer on that one
― my life is ronan! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
If Sage Francis and Brother Ali battled-rapped, who would win?
― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 January 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i have always been amazed at the mechanics of fisting
― the fap where all the dudes fawned over my chick (stevie), Thursday, 22 January 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Nasal Hair
― velko, Monday, 26 January 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Off-board, but Firefox Autofill Feature.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Justice - † Pretentious symbol = french dance?
(really the second response)
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Are the people in the Star Wars movies humans?
first few really
― k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
That firefox thing is important, I never knew how to do that!
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
aw, doesn't work with gmail, bummer.
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
?
― k3vin k., Friday, 30 January 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
The Shift/Delete to remove autofill.
― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Defend the indefensible - "...before you die"
― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ah fuck it, what do you all look like?
― robostan (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 February 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://smile.dezro.com/misc/burnsauce.gif
― eman, Monday, 9 February 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon Reynolds' 'Totally Wired: Post-Punk Interviews & Overviews'
― special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link
yup
― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Monday, 9 February 2009 08:56 (fifteen years ago) link
ahahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 February 2009 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Just came here to post that.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Langston and Reynolds should go head to head imo.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Bad breath remedies
― slobodan perryošević (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
smittens, happles: can we think of more examples?
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
haha
― lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, 14 February 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link
what font should i use
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 14 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
good grief, you are an easy lay
― caek, Saturday, 14 February 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link
mr. que
You have one hour to scare me!
― big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Is their a dating site for hyperhidrosis people
― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
what does it mean if you're seriously tempted to cheat on your long distance girlfriend?
― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 February 2009 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lolled @ this (sorry n)
You guys might be jumping on the break-up side way too hastily here. All the guy said is that some attractive woman hit on him and he started fantasizing scenarios for following up on it -- something that could just as easily happen with the girlfriend living across the street. So, so ... don't do anything about it! I mean yes, granted, the fact that you've gone so far as to post an ILX thread about your feelings of conflict probably isn't a good sign. But still: there's every chance you'll just get over this, every chance you just, duh, found the woman attractive, liked the attention, and wanted to have sex with her. If that's the case, good for you -- you'll at least have learned that you can be sexually tempted and be good enough to recognize that for what it is and ignore it. On the other hand, if you're seriously dwelling on this, getting all self-loathing about it, obsessing over your incredible desire to be with this other woman -- then yeah, that would be a sign that you're not that engaged with your actual relationship, something the girlfriend should (at the very least) be made aware of.
― nabiscothingy, Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkdo you overthink everything?
― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:05 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink[nabisco] i want a glass of water, but i might also want a glass of milk. 900 words please before i get my fat ass off the couch.
― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 1, 2005 7:05 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― deej da 5'9 (deej), Monday, 23 February 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=70158#unread
― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
argh, i mean:http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=70158
lol @ deej's favorite strawman being "theater kids"
― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^should have gone in other thread
― I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
have i used that before?
― deej da 5'9 (deej), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link