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I don't know where else to ask this but is that "Louis Jagger" and if not is Louis Jagger a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance

― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

I like to think that he is a computer program set up by someone with a cruel sense of humor.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

I mean like to my knowledge I have never read a post of his. Does he use a name that is not "Louis Jagger?"

― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

there are actually two of him now!

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

Well that is just neat

― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

this is the mr. snrub thread not the louis jagger thread

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 6 January 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

How the hell could I have forgotten Idlewild?

They release an album only slightly less-gooder than their last album (still one of the greatest double albums ever made) and all of a sudden everybody is just supposed to completely and totally ignore/hate OutKast now???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...)

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 6 January 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

his world is falling apart around him

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Revive!
HOW the FUCK did Incubus's new album get to number one on the Billboard charts a couple weeks ago?? Seriously, how did this happen?? Did Sandbox ILM ever have a thread about this?? This is just insane!!

Incubus?? Fucking INCUBUS?!?!? All I know about Incubus is they had that one hit "Drive" LIKE TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!! And then all of a sudden they release the number one album in the country???? Zuh???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 2:36 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (later) (link)

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

!
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?? ?!?!? !!!! ???? ???

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

rock critics & the art of pretend irritation

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

"critics"

I like the implication that if wasn't discussed in the sandbox, well, it just didn't happen

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

"what happens in the sandbox, stays in the sandbox"

the alex in sf/al one-two upthread kills me every time.

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

there was that one guy from so solid crew.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 11th, 2007.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

He just started posting on another forum I read every once in awhile. OH NOES!

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like PJ Harvey or any of her records because her voice is SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Just like Liz Phair and Tori Amos and other enemies of the human race.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), March 7th, 2004 8:23 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Snrub OTM.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

that could be the first time

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

I only clock crazy dollars because the cost of living here in Ohio is so damn cheap. And I rarely buy anything, so I put a lot in the bank. Now it's gotten to the point where I can survive OK for awhile if I get fired.
-- Mr. Snrub

soooo...either
a)elaborate backstory for fake screen name or
b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

i've seen the ohio mention before. who did sanskrit say he was??

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

nyt critique ks

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

Lex is a ricer though so it's OK.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 10:09 AM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

What the fuck is a ricer? A Chinaman?

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 10:10 AM. (Mr. Snrub) (link)

this is still one of my favorite exchanges in ilx history

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

ha. i forgot that "unloved season" was straight out of Moonraker.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

nyt critique ks

omg that would be wonderful.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

b)he's not who sanskrit said he is

for a second i too was wondering what had been said.

yeah, that was just a rumor someone else started that i tried to perpetuate (along with a few other folks).

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Sunday, 14 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

I can't fucking stand Elvis Costello.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 15th, 2007.

― mattp (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

"Deeper and Deeper" is about being gay???

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), April 5th, 2005 7:00 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, you said "psychedelic", so I expected like really loud guitar hammer-ons and crazy LSD lyrics and shit.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 9th, 2006 9:52 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Good heavens! What is with that picture of the African guy upthread with the enormous mouth? That's the creepiest-looking thing I've ever seen!!

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), June 13th, 2006 9:23 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

from most humorless man (or woman) on ILM:

The one that said "Mr. Snrub you are a motherfucking idiot and with every post you make I believe this more and more."

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:24 PM. (Mr. Snrub) (link)

you're gonna have to be more specific than that snrub!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:27 PM. (papa la bas)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

I wish he stuck to guns and named the new album Nigger like he said he would.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), October 12th, 2006 8:45 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

i wish he stuck to guns :)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know why there's such a big fuss about this. I mean, it's not like anybody can understand what the hell these dancehall guys are singing anyway.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 9:44 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

hyuk

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 10:02 PM. (tracerhand)

Snrub strikes again.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), January 18th, 2006 10:09 PM. (deej..)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, that was just a rumor someone else started that i tried to perpetuate (along with a few other folks).

hook, line and sinker ;-)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

Why does everybody hate Joe Buck? He seems to me like a real nice man. (shrug)

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), January 21st, 2007 7:29 PM. (Mr. Snrub)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

he got the yellow card for that

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

awesome!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

nice

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

I can't fucking stand Elvis Costello.

THIS IS PURE WISDOM

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

the 'ricer' one has always stayed with me, too..

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 22 January 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

Man, what is with you Brits and your fucking class system hate? I can't believe some of this shit I'm reading. "I hate people on class lines, not ethnic ones."??? "bastard went to westminster school for fuck's sake. BURN"???

Fucking hateful cunts.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 22nd, 2007. (Mr. Snrub) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

No "Deep Cover"?? I mean, jeez, it';s only THE GREATEST THING THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS EVER DONE!!! Not to mention the fact that it was the debut of MY FAVORITE RAPPER OF ALL TIME, Mr. Snoop.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), September 28th, 2003 3:26 PM.

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

the wit & wisdom of mr snoop

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

i thought he hated "Nineties mainstream rap"

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zieak.com/2007/01/17/eliminate-extra-exclamation-points/

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Sunday, 28 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

On first listen (just finished a record called Velvet Donkey) I must say, this guy made some strange strange music. Favorite line: "The sleepy old snake lifts its sleepy old head and gives me a smiiiiiiiiiillllleeeeeee." Cool stuff!

This is a very sad thread. :(

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 26th, 2007.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Monday, 29 January 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

omg, snrub tv

-- tony conrad schnitzler (mikeoptin...), January 22nd, 2007.

if he used the WOEBOT.TV template, what would snrub use as a disguise?

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

What the fuck is "reggaeton"?

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...) (webmail), July 19th, 2005 8:49 PM.

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

dog latin's a nice guy and i'm sad to see him go. he got me into tons of cool old obscure tunes.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 30th, 2007 7:57 PM

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

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everything old is new again

― mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 22:08 (eight years ago)

I don't know where else to ask this but is that "l0u1s jagg3r" and if not is l0u1s jagg3r a real poster and what is he notorious for. I read ILX a lot but I feel like I'm being punked whenever I hear him referenced? I would ask on the main board but I don't want to cause a dust up. Thanks in advance
― A B C (sparklecock), Saturday, 6 January 2007 04:52 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

hi deems, it's quiet down here isn't it

― mark s, Friday, 10 March 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

I have faith, quietly. The leaves are turning in their own time.

― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

Sparklecock's post will never not reduce me to tears of laughter.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 10 March 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

there it is

― mark s, Thursday, 11 May 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

six years pass...

snrub life across the belly
I prove you lost already

― mh, Friday, 1 September 2023 23:38 (one year ago)

five months pass...

What in God’s name do you people hear in this generic shitmusic? Just the blandest pop music I’ve heard in quite some time with high school poetry lyrics. Granted I’ve only heard the “You’re a… dreamcrusher” one and “Get Him Back”, but still. WORST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ARTIST EVER OF THE DECADE EVER.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, February 28, 2024 7:44 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:51 (one year ago)

finally, one man is brave enough to stand up

― Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 February 2024 07:39 (one year ago)

Against Me! - New Wave
^^^ I've never heard any of these. Are any of them any good?
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, October 17, 2013 3:07 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has to be one of the last times anybody mentioned against me!'s "new wave" album

"transgender dysphoria blues" came out in jan 2014

laura jane grace was already out by oct 2013, though, right? was against me! that well-known a band in '13, or was "new wave" being on this list more of a "oh wow we should really give this stuff another listen" thing?

― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 13:53 (one year ago)

New Wave was Spin's #1 album of 2007, fwiw

― jaymc, Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:04 (one year ago)

good to know. i was kind of out of it for most of the '00s and didn't really know what was going on. took a gap(dy) decade.

― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 February 2024 14:33 (one year ago)

one year passes...

What a piece of shit. Compilation albums are the fucking worst. All the great Nirvana songs to choose from... AND THEY PICKED "VERSE CHORUS VERSE"!?!?!?
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, October 29, 2004 12:14 PM (twenty years ago) bookmarkflaglink

― brimstead, Saturday, 24 May 2025 03:02 (one month ago)

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