seriously ✄☟☞ cut it out

who exactly buys junior senior albums? xxxxxpost

cio learning over dinner that my brother is going to iraq

awesome doctoring future news, rw!!

my power was out for the last few hours due to crazy storm so i could not say cio power being out - it was kinda nice though (but only b/c power came back on)

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ohman iraq deployment :(

oh latebloomer, so sorry :(

Oh no LB :(

cio me getting food poisoning every 2-3 weeks

(rw, pls get dr. creds so you can fix me b4 old age)

cio family of roaches that somehow moved in over the last two days (i think i may have accidentally smuggled them in from somewhere... they're all over los angeles, especially in this humidity). i put some baits around this morning, so maybe that'll do the trick.

i hate bugs, i truly do

Ugh yeah I've had a roach problem :/ Also the basement at home is covered in dead millipedes.

Urgh, roaches. Gross little fuckers.

cio registering on ilx, & less than 1hr later yr first post is spamming yr own band on ILM. BANHAMMER3D.

Doesn't that happen a lot?

Also the basement at home is covered in dead millipedes.

i spent a good part of last night picking up dead millipedes in my room

whatever floats your boat!

cio work being the only place i meet smart, available girlz

cio locking myself out of my apartment and landlord not having a spare set (im usually so good about checking for my keys every time and haven't lost my keys for many years, but of course as soon as i move into my own place i do this. stupid!)

cio everything

i don't know how it's possible that he doesn't have a key. he is trying to see if the downstairs neighbor is home so i can go in through their window and climb the fire escape. otherwise i need to find a locksmith. how much does that cost?

i think $200?

FUCK

You didn't give 1@n a spare set for just this reason?

no, which is particularly annoying because i was at the hardware store saturday and though about doing that but didn't :(

just dont wait till night to call

the night locksmith, he takes your cash away

cio mslaura and her wart

if you get one maybe your maid can take care of it

oh god i just read that. oh god.

"cut it out" was my exact wart advice, actually

dammit, wot will my GI tract lemme eat?

if you get one maybe your maid can take care of it

haha if you saw the tom waits song i live in you too would recognize the ridiculousness of me "having a maid"

(that would be the young, tropicana motel era tom waits, not the wealthy black rider one)

cio me being all super lateish for last day of work. whatever, i am going to blame it on the rain (yeah yeah)

cio fuckheads taking my unbrella.

seriously, how do you accuse people you live with of taking your fucking umbrella

In much the same way as you accuse them of ruining your speakers/computer/day/peace and quiet, I imagine.

anonymous passive-aggressive williamsb0ard thread?

I was hoping "unbrella" wasn't a typo.

Jon Mieville

Wait wait can I edit that post? China Williams is way better, AND also a perfectly good porn name.

the fact that someone late on rent and deposit can summon up self righteous indignation at me for anything is pretty mind blowing

I am perfectly up to date on both, tanQ very much.

Someone stole China Mieville's umbrella?

unbrella

why are you being such a twit today, laurel?

Mostly the weather, I think.

Cold weather and rain just mean we can accessorize more.

Yeah but I have to do another $80 worth of dry cleaning to have any clothes for this shit plus it wasn't hot enough to go to the beach ONCE this year.

uh

how hot does it have to be for u to go to the beach L??

yah i seem to recall some high 90s earlier this summer