seriously ✄☟☞ cut it out

cio mslaura and her wart

if you get one maybe your maid can take care of it

oh god i just read that. oh god.

"cut it out" was my exact wart advice, actually

dammit, wot will my GI tract lemme eat?

if you get one maybe your maid can take care of it

haha if you saw the tom waits song i live in you too would recognize the ridiculousness of me "having a maid"

(that would be the young, tropicana motel era tom waits, not the wealthy black rider one)

cio me being all super lateish for last day of work. whatever, i am going to blame it on the rain (yeah yeah)

cio fuckheads taking my unbrella.

seriously, how do you accuse people you live with of taking your fucking umbrella

In much the same way as you accuse them of ruining your speakers/computer/day/peace and quiet, I imagine.

anonymous passive-aggressive williamsb0ard thread?

I was hoping "unbrella" wasn't a typo.

Jon Mieville

Wait wait can I edit that post? China Williams is way better, AND also a perfectly good porn name.

the fact that someone late on rent and deposit can summon up self righteous indignation at me for anything is pretty mind blowing

I am perfectly up to date on both, tanQ very much.

Someone stole China Mieville's umbrella?

unbrella

why are you being such a twit today, laurel?

Mostly the weather, I think.

Cold weather and rain just mean we can accessorize more.

Yeah but I have to do another $80 worth of dry cleaning to have any clothes for this shit plus it wasn't hot enough to go to the beach ONCE this year.

uh

how hot does it have to be for u to go to the beach L??

yah i seem to recall some high 90s earlier this summer

seriously, how do you accuse people you live with of taking your fucking umbrella

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take it out of their deposit, lol

haha living alone is the best.

BAN LAUREL

Yeah I feel like I totally missed this summer -- I guess I was away for two weeks in total -- but in my current apt it just never got very hot, and it has to be v bad in the city to make it hot enough down the shore with the wind & lake effect.

my apartment was so hot i slept on the concrete a lot

i went to the rockaways a few times - lovely

i was at the beach almost every weekend this summer. laurel, you're nuts!

CIO: gabbneb rushing in to whine about people picking on the upper-middle class

hahahahaha I immediately went to see what he put in the Leona Helmsley thread that prompted this, oops.

cio: last day and i am STILL here. i still have 2 things left to finish up workwise and then move all my shit to my new desk (also cio them making me give up my office just because i'm only gonna be here 1 day a week when TEMPS get fucking offices these days but they're like 'oh you have to sit in a secretary desk because there are no offices'). this shit would all be done by now if i hadn't spent the last 3 hours babysitting/handholding new girl through very simple tasks.

CIO: get my box copy of BioShock....turn on 360....red ringz of DETH! : (

cio loading dishwasher full of two days' worth of cooking stuff and turning it on only to find the kitchen floor flooded and something I can't find blocking the drain. All the filter screens are clear, so it's something down the pipe and I have no idea what's in there so I'm afraid to use the drain snake in case there's like a delicate mesh or little plastic fins or something I could break.

brutal, m@tt.

cio anyone who has a dishwasher complaining

i was gonna say....

I <3 my dishwasher. It is worth the f'nridiculous rent I pay on my apartment.:D

I am sort of stoked about the dishwasher in the place I'm moving into in October.

cio laurel's bs complaints

cio people who don't have all mod cons using that to justify belittling another person's problems with a FLOODED APARTMENT

brooklyn rental rockists

dishwashers are a waste of space and money

hire a mexican instead

better for the environment than washing by hand

yeah but i hate the environment

wait, waht?

running the faucet the whole time, maybe, but filling a sink and washing that way?