seriously ✄☟☞ cut it out

I lost. Overruled.

domestic animals are so much smarter than us.
they can always trick us into this shit.
humans: stupid.

first thing the roommate who accepted it has to do is give it a bath then

wtf is that shit? overruled? this isn't top chef or something.

if you were promised no animals in your apt, that's how it should be. i can understand one cat BUT FOUR FUCKING CATS?

I don't really LIKE cats, plus 3rd roomie is out of town but v allergic.

and wtf is this? does she keep them all in one room?

there is a library in wburg on devoe st that always has about 15 cats hanging around outside. they feed them, and they are all really chubby.

-- bell_labs, Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:45 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ya this is around the corner from my place.

domestic animals are so much smarter than us.
they can always trick us into this shit.
humans: stupid.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 23, 2007 9:01 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

speak for yourself white man

:D Nno no the person who has 4 cats is my neighbor, not roommate. It turns out Whit agreed to shelter it for two days but not HAPPILY, which is how it was told to me. And not for any longer. One of her friends might take it off our hands right away which would make it a moot point, but if not we agree on a date and then it has to GO.

Friend is weasel for going behind your back to work on roommate instead.

cio me wanting to purchase something this hideous
http://shopkitson.com/cache/32601.jpg

No. Stop right there, Ally. That is officially Not Okay.

who is that supposed to be?

haha fashion
http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/LOLVOGUESCARF.jpg

that is one of warhol's portraits of dolly parton, rejected.

not kidding.

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/LOLVOGUEVESPA081507.jpg

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/08/LOLvogueburger081907.jpg

Ha I thought it was Cyndi Lauper! xpost

Oh, I assumed it was Paris Hilton, actually. Still voting "no".

Yeah, I thought it was Paris, too.

for some reason the first person that came to mind was Amy Sedaris

Sure, you don't mean Amy Poehler? (I thought it was PH too)

Laurel, didn't your pet-rescuing friends hear about that crazy disgusting house in New Jersey?

cio getting drunk WAY too often, and when being told to stop drinking cos I've had enough, apparently snapping "NO" and "I DONT CARE SHUT UP" really shittily. WTF, me :/

you might hold the record for most cio's on the thread

cio me wanting to purchase something this hideous

hmmm, i never did buy you a wedding present ...

Chaki: so I'm a whiny bitch, sue me ;P

i wouldnt want you any other way, trayxorz

chaki, you have a doppleganger that shops at the coldwater canyon whole foods. i was there buying beer when i saw a guy i thought was you, and started talking to him. he apparently only spoke italian, though.

woah cuz i shop there! thats also right by my local karaoke spot!

haha chaki didnt want to talk to remy so he pretended to be italian!!

Mwah chax0r =)

i want pastrami

cio me accidently posting as ian a bunch yesterday. it is weird that it happens without me logging out or logging back in just randomly? i guess i need to clear my "cookies" or something

you might hold the record for most cio's on the thread

-- chaki, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:55 (Yesterday) Link

you piqued my excel's interest.

TOP 10 LEADERBOARD:

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 47
Jon Lewis 42
bell_labs 40
Laurel 29
rrrobyn 29
Trayce 27
get bent 23
river wolf 23
elmo argonaut 19
Curt1s Stephens 15

jon is emo:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6089/jonwilliamsemocv4.jpg

pasting the data over also made a killer accidental collage in my excel:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8103/fallingravioliiq9.jpg

ahahaaaaa

Note that my cio thread posts are mostly responses to other people's cios rather than cios in and of themselves.

I tend to bottle up, myself.

Yeah, that seems high for me, but I also specialize in the Rrrrrobyn-style multi-post b/c I forget to remember to add things.

i want pastrami

-- bell_labs, Friday, August 24, 2007 5:25 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i have no idea why i posted this on CIO but i still want pastrami

damn now i want pastrami

I don't really like pastrami. I think this is because I haven't actually had proper pastrami and have actually been given leather soaked in pepper the few times I've asked for it in a sandwich...

there's a place called "pastrami queen" near my work that's supposed to be great but i think the sandwiches are like $17

but uhmmm,
http://www.roadfood.com/photos/3953.jpg

theres a pastrami place down the street from me called OINKSTER and it is delicious

cows don't oink

Okay that looks nothing like any pastrami I've ever eaten! That looks gorgeous. (xxpost)

Maybe just cos you're not doing it right (xpost)

i want katz's this weekend.

It's okay, kv, I don't think I'm very interested in pastrami either. And I'm DEFINITELY not interested in kosher-keeping delis or traditional "New York" kosher-style delies because I require cheese on my meat sandwiches. It's heathen, I know, but there you have it.

theres a pastrami place down the street from me called OINK ADMINISTRATOR

i want smoked meat

yeah i don't even think any of my posts here are actual cio posts

but hey - cio chasing down interviews with busy people. it is the hardest/most whiley part of journalism/writing ugh

kosher-style delis allow you to pollute your sandwiches with cheese, mayo, and any other debasements that you can think of, laurel.