have you stopped to think that if you find the right girl now you'll miss out on all the wrong girls.
-- estela, Tuesday, October 23, 2007 12:12 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
just to update
haha i liked that too
― deej, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
that's not a post that's a proverb
― carne asada, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
does estela ever post to wdyll because i want to photoshop her onto a holy card
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
best thing ever posted to ilx i think.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
nah her beauty is a mystery http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/images/smilies/spvalentines/heart_smiley.gif
― chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
wow.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link
The perfect thing to say... ever
― mh, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link
a+
― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link
My dog thinks he is tough but in fact he is very small and woollen with round, shiny eyes. He would blow kisses at the coyotes and try and get them to chase him. Then he would let them drink his water while he sang 'Imagine'.
-- estela (estelaisale...), June 17th, 2005 6:54 AM. (estela) (link)
if someone said this to me in a bar after a particularly long day i would make a secret mental note that they are probably the greatest person i have ever met.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
That was my favorite too.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
wait actually i think they're all my favorites.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
the dentist's nurse correctly guessed my star sign recently, claiming she has a gift, but my file was up on the computer screen in the surgery when she did it and she was standing next to it, behind me, when she was talking about it so i was extremely skeptical, though i faked some awe because i felt sad for her.
when i arrived she had said, 'how's bub?' and when i said calmly, 'i don't have any children' she went into huge these long profuse apologies and ended up saying it was probably for the best and that children are completely overrated, she betrayed her own children just to make me feel better when i was quite peaceful about the whole thing anyway, i told i think children are very nice and in the end i let a small shadow cross my face so she would change the subject, which she did, to astrology.
-- estela
― omar little, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
estela is probably famous in certain circles i mean outside of this one
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
god she's just the greatest.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Not a good habit to get into, but i think this is part of experimenting with life which everyone tries at some low point. -- Scorpion Tea (butt.dickas...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 7:16 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later) (link)
"I love you but I have chosen darkness"
-- Scorpion Tea (butt.dickas...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 7:29 AM. (Dick Butkus) (later) (link)
i would be very surprised if wordy wants to discuss relationship dynamics with the back-end of a panto horse.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 7:31 AM. (estela) (later) (link)
Now this one..! creeps on you and puts you on the FLOOR!!!
and also gets the if someone said this to me in a bar after a particularly long day i would make a secret mental note that they are probably the greatest person i have ever met.
-- chicago kevin, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
.. vote from me!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
For some reason, this thread has installed itself in my "favourites" list under the name of "horse"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link
poor estela
― RJG, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Cockblocking is a most asshole maneuver BUT it is useful in Scrabble to keep others from getting the triple words scores & c. (That is what my gang calls it anyway.)
-- Abbott, Saturday, November 3, 2007 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
sometimes it's the swain's proprietary air and the snarling looks he gives his friends, like a cat under a table guarding a sausage, that is the true blocker in this scenario, but the friends get unfairly blamed because the swain lacks self-awareness.
-- estela, Saturday, November 3, 2007 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― sleeve, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
that whole abbott and estela routine is gold
― deej, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vc118.jpg
― deej, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I love estela's ways.
― Abbott, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
freaky ways
― jergïns, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
now i think poaned sounds more like the kind of moaning someone would do after they had got pwned,
-- estela, Monday, 10 December 2007 14:05 (1 hour ago)
― Heave Ho, Monday, 10 December 2007 10:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I led a girl on for a long time whom I liked as a friend but I really didn't want to make sweet love to her. Eventually I got married to someone else and she got really angry at me and wrote a "book" of sorts wherein I was the evil antagonist who kills her lover, etc.
These boundary kinds of things do need to be made clear, I have learned.
-- libcrypt, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:50 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
is that how you came up with your username?
-- estela, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:58 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
estela keeps raising the bar
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i like your gimlet eye and strict ways, omar little.
-- estela, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 12:06 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
when does estela write a book
― max, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:31 (sixteen years ago) link
one time i became convinced for a minute that estela is joan didion.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 06:36 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly shes got that way of writing that simultaneously makes you want to write like she does and makes you understand that you will never ever be that good.
― max, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link
martina amis
― m coleman, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:52 (sixteen years ago) link
actually she's a lot funnier than mart's been lately
You're a friend of everyone!
-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, March 6, 2008 12:03 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
aw<3 sweet little lies
-- estela, Thursday, March 6, 2008 12:46 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― strgn, Thursday, 6 March 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link
AND SO IS JANUARY
23. T/S: "Clit-on" vs "Girly hard-on"?
-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 4:24 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
That should be 26 but whatevs.
-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 4:26 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
"mirage"
-- estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 4:30 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
Well, what one do you have when reading my posts?
-- King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 4:37 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
your posts usually provoke quite dry responses from people, esteban.
-- estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 4:56 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
this one took me about 5 months to get, which i am afraid says something bad about me
― max, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ estela working on multiple levels here
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link
there was a great estela post along the lines of "this thread is like watching my sea monkeys eat each other" but I can't remember where it was
― Edward III, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i picture that exchange in my head as cate blanchett gently chastising pvt. pyle from full metal jacket xpost
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Olden but golden:
I had a dream last night that I was chatting to my puppy after he had returned from a walk with Mr. estela. Me (happy high-pitched squeaky voice): Harry! what did you do on your walk? Harry (cheery puppy voice): I chased a bird and some crabbits! Me: Crabbits??!! Harry: Yes, some crabbits!
-- estela, Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:23 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
When I told Mr. estela about my dream he asked enviously, 'What did his voice sound like?' and I said, 'Oh, you know'.
-- estela, Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:39 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I hate it when I finally send emails to people I owe an email to and they send a huge long reply five minutes later, putting me straight back into debt. It's discouraging and leads to longer and longer silences from me.
^^^^
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
and then when the calf of incisive truth comes careening at full speed toward you, you won't instinctively step back but will trudge to the upper pasture, corner the calf, and carry that massive animal back to the barn in your arms, exclaiming in amused disgust, "internet pals!"
― estela, Sunday, September 14, 2008 1:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
^^^^^
― Drew Daniel, Sunday, 14 September 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
See, yeah, that was brilliant, but srsly, if I were estela I'd just start saying dull things all the time on purpose so people wouldn't do that so much. Not that I really have that problem.
― I know, right?, Sunday, 14 September 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
people who, given an inch, take a mile
a list thread
Suggest Ban Permalink― genital grinder (roxymuzak), Sunday, September 14, 2008 7:35 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i was going to say deeznuts until i remembered this scenario requires an initial inch proffering.
Suggest Ban Permalink― estela, Sunday, September 14, 2008 8:44 PM Bookmark
― jay-z on old (The Reverend), Monday, 15 September 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Sydney is going to get a blow job from Mother Nature tonight, I hear.
― King Boy Pato
Could this be yet another false alarm from the bureau of metereology? Nothing's happened yet.
― moley
somewhere in town a once cockeyed optimist is squinting sadly at the sky.
― estela
― powertrain (sic), Monday, 22 September 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Apparently, 75% of office workers have a "workplace spouse" - a fellow employee that you have an intense relationship with due to the fact that you spend most of your working week together, and whom you would try to protect to ensure that they remain close to you and in the relationship. And I presume the gender that you're attracted to.
I think I have one of these workplace spouses and our relationship has been getting weirder in recent times to the point of outright flirting.
In short: HOW TO COPE
― India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 25 October 2008 06:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ask to be moved to a different fryer.
― estela, Saturday, 25 October 2008 06:14 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Sunday, 26 October 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
outstanding.favorite whipping boy or is it a time zone thing?
― sanskrit, Monday, 27 October 2008 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
both aussies
― my other son is a zamboni (gbx), Monday, 27 October 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, in a previous phrases-you-hate thread I mentioned hating "Can I get..." when asking for something. The only time it should be used is by a Southern Baptist preacher asking for an Amen.
― naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
then how will Marvin get a witness?― estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
That's the other exception.― naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:40 (2 years ago)
― m coleman, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
you seem grumpy, JOrdan S., maybe you are chakstruating.
― estela, Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:22 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link