the wit & wisdom of mr snrub

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I think he's right on... six of those?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Albums are dead. Music is dead. Man I fucking hate music. Say, did I mention how much I can't fucking stand everything on the Jackin' Pop critics list? I've been listening to all the hip new tunes that all you rock critics are praising and it all fucking sucks. What the fuck happened to pop music? The new Bob Dylan album sucks. "Steady As She Goes" sucks. My Chemical Romance sucks. TV On the Radio sucks. That Total 7 album bores the living piss out of me. Clipse sucks. "What You Know" sucks. "Irreplaceable" sucks. Justin Timberlake sucks. The Arctic Monkeys suck. You all suck. I suck. The world can go to hell.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), February 10th, 2007. (Mr. Snrub)

yeah i count six too

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont believe you listened to total 7

half of it is boring though.

irreplaceable is pretty annoying

― deej, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Same old Snrub

Mr. Snrub on Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:01 (2 days ago)
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And thank you everybody for not stealing my username.

Mr. Snrub on Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:02 (2 days ago)

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yessssssssss

― deej, Saturday, 24 February 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

This new ILX board is blowing my mind, man.

Mr. Snrub on Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:27 PM (2 days ago)

― grady, Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

From does ned prefer biggie or tupac? :

THEY BOTH FUCKING SUCK.

Mr. Snrub on Saturday, March 10, 2007 5:12 PM (8 minutes ago)
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― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

record time

― strgn, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

*bows*

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 11 March 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever happened to the Dave Matthews Band? The last hit I remember by them was "I Did It" and that was, like, six years ago!

Mr. Snrub on Saturday, March 10, 2007 10:50 AM (11 hours ago)
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― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 11 March 2007 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The only ones from this decade that I'd reckon will be canonical in, say, 20 years from now are Is This It, A Grand Don't Come for Free, Stankonia, and XTRMNTR.

Mr. Snrub on Monday, March 19, 2007 7:57 PM (Yesterday)

― deej, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

OK WAHT

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ah, mr. snrub. you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

This is still honest to god the best piece of writing ever to appear on ILX, and if Mookie wasn't borrowing the metaphor from Flaubert or something then he deserves the world's first Pulitzer for Message-Board Posting.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

its from moonraker
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/bramafear/James%20Bond/K1620-20Hugo2020Drax.jpg

― deej, Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing much going on in the world of pop music = boring ILM.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub) on Monday, October 2, 2006 7:19 PM (5 months ago)

― am0n, Friday, 23 March 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

If you don't like rock critics, DON'T FUCKING READ THEM!! You think I waste my free time browsing Robert Christgau's piece of shit website?

Mr. Snrub on Monday, March 26, 2007 1:26 PM (48 minutes ago)
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yes

m coleman on Monday, March 26, 2007 1:27 PM (47 minutes ago)
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Erm... bad english. Sorry about that. How do you "read" a rock critic?

Anyway, I hope you get my point.

Mr. Snrub on Monday, March 26, 2007 1:28 PM (46 minutes ago)
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as always

strongohulkington on Monday, March 26, 2007 1:32 PM (41 minutes ago)
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"snrub otm!"

http://www.calvin.edu/news/photos/faculty/rooks.jpg

scott seward on Monday, March 26, 2007 2:04 PM (9 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, what is with you Brits and your fucking class system hate? I can't believe some of this shit I'm reading. "I hate people on class lines, not ethnic ones."??? "bastard went to westminster school for fuck's sake. BURN"???

Fucking hateful cunts.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:56 (2 months ago)

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

7. What is the best piece of music you've ever created, in your opinion?
I don't go around ranking everything like the British internet people, but I'll admit to creating a few of what I would consider classics.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/t_6513_01.jpg/

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

With a few exceptions, punk rock fucking sucks.

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:20

― dmr, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

compelling argument

― sanskrit, Monday, 9 April 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"snrub otm!" pic is awesome

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 April 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Do the There's a Riot Goin' On tracks still sound shitty?

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, April 9, 2007 1:13 AM (8 hours ago)

― stevie, Monday, 9 April 2007 08:37 (seventeen years ago) link

JL/POB by about fifty billion light years. Man I fucking hate Yoko Ono.

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, 9 April 2007 00:16 (14 hours ago)

― sexyDancer, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

too bad it wasn't "hate fucking Yoko Ono" but you can't have everything

― m coleman, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

the riot comment is the first thing that actually makes me want to hurt this guy

― strongohulkington, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I still think Play is amazing. Not a single bad song. I miss techno.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:15 (13 minutes ago)

― blueski, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

It's mostly instrumental dance music with no verse-chorus singing. Therefore, it's techno. Or electronica. Or whatever you wanna call it.

"Flower" is one of the best b-sides ever.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:30 PM (30 seconds ago)

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OK there is nothing stupid about either of those last two.

You are ruining this thread!!

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OK there is nothing stupid about either of those last two.

You are ruining this thread!!

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 10:33 AM (3 minutes ago)

― admrl, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"I miss techno" would be the kicker there

― rps, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

snrub has jumped the shark

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 1:46 PM (1 minute ago)
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FUCK YOU ILX, YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 1:47 PM (44 seconds ago)

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Lester Bangs was an overrated drug-addled Mark Prindle-wannabe. He wrote maybe three good articles.

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 1:20 PM (55 minutes ago)

(unless this means LB could time travel)

― David R., Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only one in here that thinks Beyonce has no charisma at all?

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:00 PM (10 months ago)

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

[On "Which albums sounded classic at first then turned out to be dud?" thread:]

Kid A
Are You Experienced?
Beggars Banquet
Back in Black
Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:06 PM (6 months ago)

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Orange Juice?? Josef K?? If these bands are so good, how come I've never heard of them?

-- Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 22 April 2007 01:56 (1 hour ago)

(Y'know, I think he's trying to get on this thread deliberately.)

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 April 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

from 'what is the smoothest song of all time' thread

The right answer is, of course, "Rock Your Fucking Baby"

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:52 (1 year ago)

― deej, Sunday, 22 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Is "Rock Your Fucking Baby" in 5/4?

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

From "Four best singles ever":

"Common People"
"Northern Lites"
"Radio Free Europe"
"Hunted By a Freak"

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:44 (19 seconds ago)

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I recommend the Moody Blues' To Our Children's Children's Children. For some strange reason, the Moodies get absolutely zero love on ILM, and I'm troubled by that.

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, January 23, 2005 8:00 PM (2 years ago)

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OK there is nothing stupid about either of those last two.

You are ruining this thread!!

-- Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:33 AM (1 week ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

What the fuck is "popism"?

-- Mr. Snrub

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, only his job!

― sexyDancer, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate Prince becuase I suck at life.

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:01 AM (2 days ago)
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you said it

-- lex pretend, Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:04 AM (2 days ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(xxxpost)

WTF? Those are record reviews???

-- Mr. Snrub, Thursday, May 3, 2007 12:59 PM (12 minutes ago)

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

PITCHFORK GAVE "ROSES" ONE-AND-A-HALF STARS?!?!?!?

WHAT the FUCK!?!?!

"Lyrically, it's just all too ridiulous"?? Even the immortal rhyme, "Caroline (Caroline!) She's the reason for the world bitch (bitch!) I hope she's speedingonthewaytotheclubtryingtohurryuptogettosomeballerorsingerorsomebodylikethatandtrytoputonhermakeupinthemirror and crash, craaaash, craaaaaaash into a ditch!"?

-- Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, March 8, 2004 7:10 PM (3 years ago)

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, he's right about that one.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK! DOONK!
-- Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 9:17 PM (Yesterday)

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 10 May 2007 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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