don't tell mom the babysitter gave me head

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so my first s3xual experience was with my babysitter when i was 12 (she was 17 and crosseyed) and when i told this to my girlfriend she said two of her exes had had near-identical experiences (not the same sitter, i don't think). but apparently this ain't that uncommon so let's talk about touching babysitter pussy and how weird it is getting a blowjob while watching foul play and wearing yr pony league baseball uniform, ok? and girls talk about dyking out with babysitters or next door neighbors or the boy with the weird breath and bad hair who fucked yuo oh so bad.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

dude you need therapy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ps. this never happened to me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

omg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i almost got my ass kicked by the school bully for telling my friends about my sex with the school hottie (and slut)

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

we got left to our own devices at a young age. = latch key 4 evar.

= no horndog babysitters.

i can remember several of us kids taking shits and comparing them. my nextdoor neighbor had a labcoat, stethoscope and a clipboard... looking back, i sincerely hope she didn't try to listen to the terd. "this terd's got no vital signs!"

i can't remember tho.
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha! that's a very advanced game of doctor, msp!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

well, that was ohio and we were really young, so i'm blaming the pollution. and devo.
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither of these things happened to me. I did kiss my best friend Monica a lot when we were little.
Then I grew up and kissed a girl named Valerie, A LOT.

― Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a childhood friend who got busy with all his babysitters. He turned out to be a real womanizer/deadbeat-dad type. Yeah, you go Yanc3y. (j/k!)

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

holly!
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

m!
holly.

― Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I never hooked up with babysitters, but sometimes they changed into bathingsuits in front of me. It creeped me out!

― Helios Creed (orion), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FAGORT!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend Theodore used to get down with his baby sitter. He also held congress with his ex-girlfriend's mom. heres to u missus robinson.

I wish I was smarter and not so consumed with transformers when i was 11...I could have been gettin ass.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

la masacre de (5:48:47 PM): i bet i would have tried shit with boys i was babysitting
orion0014 (5:48:54 PM): hahah
la masacre de (5:48:54 PM): if i was a babysitter

― Helios Creed (orion), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

that's weird that jon would say that.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess not.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

held congress?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not JON! Nor is it GORT!

http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/ultimatum-alla-terra/media/gort.JPG

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

My babysitter gatecrashed my barmitzvah and stormed onto the dancefloor to dance with me. She spun me round like crazy until I wanted to throw up!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

She had a bad-boy boyrfriend who wore leather jackets and played a game where she would stand in the middle of the street and he would drive at her really fast until she jumped out of the way right at the last second!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Was her name RELMAP ARUAL?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

REMLAP ARUAL?

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

no it was DLOG ESIUOL!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM STILL AT WORK

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM LEAVING SOON TO WATCH BEISBOL.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I WILL BE DOWNTOWN ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON, WEARING A SUIT

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i babysat for the first time a week ago. no sex was attempted, thank heavens.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

2 of my ex boyfriends got bjs/sensual massages from older babysitters. Did I tell you that once, YANCEY?

When I used to babysit the only weird things I did was throw the kids out into the front yard naked because they wouldn't put their clothes on, or play the "What does this taste like" game.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

godammit did i miss out as a kid or what? jesus.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAD SOME HOT BABYSITTERS BUT NONE OF THEM EVER SEXED ME :,,,(

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what things did you use in the "What does this taste like" game? body parts?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"What does this taste like?"
*sits on face*

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Spa/7546/bunyheart3.gif

― Infundibula (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

FOOD PRODUCTS. The last time I was attracted to 12 year olds was when i was 8.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i never gave any body i ever babysat a bj.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Well then, I guess you blew it ... or didn't! OH I AM *SOOOOO* RANDY!!!

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAN GULBERRY WHY U BREAK MY HEART ALL TIME? :'(

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't GORT that trail mix shit

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

isn't GORT that trail mix shit

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 11:11 PM. (ex machina) (link) (admin) (userip)

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Then I grew up and kissed a girl named Valerie, A LOT.
-- Holly (hollypric...), October 12th, 2004 12:32 PM. (an appletross) (admin) (userip)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

whatever happened to her :(

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

jon u thinking of gorp.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

GIVING GURPS HEAD MMORPG+++

― guess papers (eman), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

yea, GORP

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

how did i miss this yancey thread first time around?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Yanc3y had some great threads

The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

fluxblog?

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

ZING!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

i will take any opportunity ever to re-post this:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2066/2423060579_75e67cc1b4_o.jpg

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/186370762_2e5890a323_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/186370762_2e5890a323_o.jpg

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

one of my friends started dating his former babysitter last year.

they now live together.

o_0

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

the first time i ever touched boobs it was when i accidentally grabbed my babysitter's while running around/wrestling.

she was also my best friend's older sister and next door neighbor.

― gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

"accidentally"

― ENBB, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

"wrestling"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

― Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 8:20 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

uh did you read the thread

― 69, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

i used to date a guy who lost his virginity to his babysitter

he was sort of messed up about it!

― homosexual II, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

Did he make you put him to bed so you could call your friends?

― admrl, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

or what? it's important that i know

― admrl, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (1 hour ago) Link

-- Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (1 hour ago) Link

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

^ lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

adam quit being creepsy

― homosexual II, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

or i'll call your mom, i swear.. not afraid to do it. still want to keep jumping on the bed? fine, dialing right now!

― homosexual II, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

"jumping on the bed"

― jaxon, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

"this terd's got no vital signs!"

― Dan I., Saturday, 20 June 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (1 year ago)

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM

― am0n, Saturday, 20 June 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

― s4rgent boy tell em (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 June 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (1 year ago)

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM

― "jesus on the cross seems like classic homoerotic imagery" (omar little), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

lingberts finest moment

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

hi we had a babysitter play strip blackjack with us

― bnw, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

hello is there an emoticon for cross-eyed while giving head

― bnw, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

"your face could freeze like that"

― bnw, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

n_u

― ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

all of my babysitters were girls, we never did anything except hook jelly bracelets together to make long ropes iirc

― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

hi i was ages 0-10

― obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

― max, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

my friend Theodore used to get down with his baby sitter. He also held congress with his ex-girlfriend's mom. heres to u missus robinson.
I wish I was smarter and not so consumed with transformers when i was 11...I could have been gettin ass.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:39 (6 years ago)

― Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

congress lol

― Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

I don't remember ever have been babysat, except for a much older relative or two once or twice. My parents never went anywhere much.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

― vinyl cut bro (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about my babysitter seeing me in my underwear. maybe if I'd just lounged around for a little while longer...

― kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about reading the opening post in this thread

― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

itt ppl get all Sophie B. Hawkins

― beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

five years pass...

babysitters

so much to answer for

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:51 (eight years ago)

holy shit I spent like half an hour searching for a post on this thread last year. so happy to have found it.

it turns out it was "terd" with an 'e' and not 'u'

― mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)

youre welcome

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)

I had a babysitter get fresh with me. then a neighbor girl prob 16, me 10.

fkn transformers!

― rip van wanko, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

transformative

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (1 hour ago) Link

-- Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (1 hour ago) Link

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

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