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My name is Adam and I find comedy funny.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were gonna say "I'm a man of wealth and taste"

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

MY NAME IS NOFX...AND I LIKE, NOFX.

― NOFX (ddb), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were gonna say "I'm a man of wealth and taste"

I was! But then you all know that, anyway.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I am not really a man of wealth.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Or taste.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ZANG.

― NOFX (ddb), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mth.uea.ac.uk/gifs/uea-air.gif

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I lived behind that building on the hill to the left.

That's CONSTABLE TERRACE to you, Wooden.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss it. :'(

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I was in Waveny - the ghetto halls. Good people.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Waveney had the hottest gurls.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Except for the one I found in Constable, obv.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Waveny also had the thinnest walls so you could hear the hot gurls getting down with the guys who weren't you.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I live just to the left of the leftmost, lowest building here.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bme.rochester.edu/rubi/images/urcityhigh.jpg

I live just to the left of the leftmost, lowest building here.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

assholes

xpost
you were THERE, Jon!

Jeremy lived in Waveney.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

That place looks like Ratchet & Clank.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Our suffering made us stronger.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rochester.edu/largepics/BigPic.07.jpg

this was shot from my window practically

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the end of level boss in there?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks like Quake 3 inside

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

UEA end of level boss:

http://www.durhamcityarts.demon.co.uk/festivals/motion1.jpg

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

I like how the view out my window now is BRANE PIXXX

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

hello i am theresa and i am not very cool but jon says to join.
i just got caught making fun of fake internet boyfriends.
i like spur of the moment salmon cookery.
today i took a quiz that told me i would never be as cool as this girl:

HI JOEL!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

hi theresa! come to nyc soon!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

i am trying to come in may for boredoms!

― i am not cool (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

ah i am not going to that but whatevs.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

why not

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about Humpty pronounced with an 'umpty'.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

1. i am broke
2. i am not a boredoms afficianado/japanophile
3. i dunno

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

why does tehresa have such a big head?

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

the world will never know!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

I know!

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

maybe they will make a history's mysteries show about it

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

ITS BECUASE YOU HAVE HUGE TITS AND OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE SMALL HEAD

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

proportional genetics?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

have you ever stood on the toolshed roof?

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm Coq. You know me but I want to be better friends with you this year. It's in your best interests to be better friends with me this year, also.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I CAN"T BELIEVE I CALLED JOELSTENCIL 'JOSH' by accident earlier this yr on ILX. Sorry man, you got it.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

i will re-introduce myself, from my self-imposed exile in sunny britain (currently 17c).

hi, noize board. i miss you, and frozen margarita's at daddy's and bad drugs in the bathroom at tommy's.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

HELLO
I LOVE YOU
LET ME SEE THROUGH YOUR PANTS

― TECHNICAL REFERENCE MODEL (TOMBOT 64), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Hi Tehresa welcome to noise board!

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

adam, i don't think i "get" n.w. london.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

don't SPEAK.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Think of it as the world's biggest village, lauren.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Though if I ever moved back I would probably move South or East (or West, actually!). I still love it, though!

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

hm, ok. but.. cricklewood?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Haha!

errr...Cricklewood is quite GRIMEY, actually. For, you know, somewhere like that. Mark P stayed there once!

OK, Cricklewood is a carbuncle.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

is it time to post DIZZEE RASCAL lyrics or CONCRETE BLOND lyrics

― TECHNICAL REFERENCE MODEL (TOMBOT 64), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't know this CONCRETE BLOND

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Are they music for ANGRY YOUNG MEN who work for the government?

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

cricklewood has wing yip, so it's not all bad. i think neasden might be worse.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I think you should go to Kingsbury!

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

JOEY I'M NOT ANGRY ANYMORE INNIT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

is kingsbury where brent cross is? i've driven through that area.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

not far!

I used to work in Brent Cross, in WhSmith's! Everybody that worked there (except me) was an old school raver! West Ham supporters!

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

can you walk to maida vale from cricklewood? i think we did that once, to go see A JOHN PEEL SESSION. he got drunk on red wine and got all the names of his records wrong, those were better days.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

i need to go back to england now that i am older and wiser.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Why?

It's a place for the young and the stupid.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

not really, of course

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!
Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flyer/flier than a piece of paper bearin my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right
Hov', OH - not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing]
This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)

"Now before I finish, let me just say
I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE!
And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember,
when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
twenty years from now, you're gonna be able to say
that these brothers lied to you JACK!"

[Jay-Z]
Ving ain't lie
I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on
Nigga I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought
Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
lyin as if, I am a different man
And I could blame my environment but
there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains
Hope you don't think youse as hardy
Only a fews-us niggaz, gettin high within the game
If you do then, how would you explain?
I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
I got a hustler spirit, nigga period
Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer
No matter where you go, you are what you are player
And you can try to change but that's just as hot player
Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
Either love me, or leave me alone

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

s&d: men "of wealth and taste"

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

I looked at a house in Neasden once.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spacevoice.fsnet.co.uk/mandir.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

why does tehresa have such a big head?

-- Dr. Eldon Tyrell (j()nathan.william$@geeMaleDotCom), March 23rd, 2005.

I know!

-- Dr. Eldon Tyrell (j()nathan.william$@geeMaleDotCom), March 23rd, 2005.

ITS BECUASE YOU HAVE HUGE TITS AND OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE SMALL HEAD

-- Dr. Eldon Tyrell (j()nathan.william$@geeMaleDotCom), March 23rd, 2005.

i just went to change and put on pajamas and i noticed that maybe i really do have huge tits. :-/
maybe it is because i am drunk?

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

no no they are fine

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 27 March 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i dunno about that...

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

tits.jpg obv

― you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Sunday, 27 March 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.likeyou.com/gfx/wim_delvoye_magazin4_03.jpg

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

( @ Y @ )

― amon (eman), Monday, 28 March 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

MY NAME IS HOV

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

theresa told me to say hi. so hi.

― amanda eileen (amanda eileen), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

AMANDA IS MY AWESOME TWIN GIRLFRIEND.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 June 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

you lesbo? heehee.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 19 June 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

fauxlesbo

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 June 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

hi dere

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 20 June 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

caitlin amanda also goes to teh rit and lives in teh rochester!

LET'S BE FRIENDZ!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 June 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

proof that amanda rocks:

i am drunk and she is picking me up and taking me to a bar.

also, she said she was going to make me wear a fake mustache.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 June 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

lesbefriends what is yr major? arts? being conservative? hating life?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 20 June 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

since she is on her way to pick me up for booze, i will answer for her.

amanda is a "photo major."

that's fine art photo, not photojournalism. those dudes are fucks.
she also hates life, but is not very conservative.
she should be you friend!!!!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

can i fauxwatch

― latebloomer: We kissy kiss in the rear view (latebloomer), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

hi amanda, i'm a lesbian too

― There is no X in Team (jaxon), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

SHAMELESS.

― Jw, Monday, 20 June 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

these gals know how to party.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 June 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

― Amon (eman), Monday, 20 June 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

there was a dude at bar with a real mustache that looked fake, so i felt uncomfortable and did not wear fauxfacialhair. i did not want to cramp his style.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 June 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

hi im katharine and im here to coddle

― sunny successor (standing in the light of my own musical power) (katharine), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

one of us

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

who are these people

― Sara Sherr, Blogger and Stereolab Fan (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

LURKERS. WITH BOOBIES!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

BACK TO HIGH 5's AND BOHEMIAN GROVE

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

i have 3 fridge magnets. one is from baltimore, one is from sydney, and one is from the pink champagne motel, wildwood, nj

i dont like comedy

― adam otm (gareth), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Last week i found my Toronto fridge magnet that says "Rosemary". I think I lost my matching Atlantic City one, though.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

i've been to wildwood! i was awestruck by all the motels there.

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

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