What is the most noise Montréal bagel flavor from Fairmount Bagel?

Plain obv

I am still in awe that you even looked at options beyond sesame and poppyseed

Caraway seed is the fucking floppy-hat ska-rock of bagels blarrrrghdjfhhkjn

pumperknix most noize obvi

So many good things, add them altogether FTW

adjective "noise" is a+

It's hard for me to decide whether bagel rockism should be considered or discarded. Either way I think chocolate chip and blueberry are the least noise flavors on this list.

I would similarly eliminate mueslix, power bagel, flax and multi-grain.

Power bagel goes well with power electronics but there is no way given the description that bozo is not most noise

xp idk dude in the framework of bagel flavors I'd say that muselix is p noise!

I bought the caraway seed bagel bcz the sign on the bin said CUMIN SEED bagel and I thought "wow that is so interesting" and I took one bite and it was so bad so I made my bf eat it

See now that is the most noise bagel move

I will listen to Merzbox in its entirety before I eat a fucking pickle caraway flavored bagel

Sesame seed bagels are on constant rotation and so always fresh and hot, not sure if that makes it noize, tho

i voted pumpernickel
because it's just like plain but tonally grittier

I hate caraway seeds, but it sounds like they're basically going for a Jewish rye-flavored bagel with that?

I think a case can be made for Everything being the most noise, and I particularly like the use of the all dressed nomenclature.

OMG "ALL DRESSED" IS SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE!!! It's like a little boy who is ready to go to church or something!!

also much more accurate bcz the everything bagel does not really have everything on it, it only has a v small number of things, like 3 or 4

did you not try all-dressed potato chips, i think i urged you?

thought about sabotaging this by telling you St-Viateur makes the only noise bagels and Fairmount are for normies but I am going to go with poppyseed

what is the origin of the phrase "all dressed"? I thought it was some sort of mutated yiddishism but I can't find any info.

you can get all dressed pizza too. and all dressed sandwiches.

no, YOU can!

*chews on undressed sandwich*

xps you didn't urge me to try SHIT!!!!!!!

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three sesame bagels, torn and swiped in non-mayo salmon spread, eaten consecutively

"all dressed" comes from "tout garni" which just means "with everything on it" and applies to pizza, sandwiches, whatever, and is a weird flavour of Canadian Ruffle that vaguely tastes like pepperoni

tbh the only other place I've heard "dressed" (although not usually "all") is Louisiana so the french etymology sounds like it's a thing

whyyyyyyyyy did i not try these chips whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stevie, I've seen those All Dressed chips down here in Buttcrack, you should be able to find them in Philly.

I looked at two places this weekend and did not see them :(

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whyyyyyyyyy did i not try these chips whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:17 (4 days ago) Permalink

had no idea other places didn't have them (i have an aunt who always buys dill pickle chips when she's in canada) or the general concept of "all dress" as francos say, but you're not missing out on much tbh

all dressed legit sucks but i can see it being noize that stupid food blogger monstrosity however...

Lamp do you mean the chips or the bagels bcz the everything bagel rly is the best bagel