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― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

THERE IS A PROFESSOR IN MY DEPARTMENT THAT RIDES HIS BIKE TO SCHOOL. HE IS LIKE 70 YEARS OLD AND HUNCHBACKED. ONCE I SAW HIM RIDING HIS BIKE HOME AT 3AM. ALSO ONCE I WAS BEHIND HIM IN LINE AT TEH GROCERY STORE AND HE WAS TELLING THE CASHIER ABOUT HOW HIS GURLFRIEND JUST BOUGHT HIM 3 MORE CATS SO NOW HE HAS 6. then the cashier was taking too long so he got mad. it was uncomfortable.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HE HAS A "GIRLFRIEND"

http://www.fortthunder.org/bikes/bike2/mvc-232s.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw a kid on a chopper bike on campus!

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.jp/tfkyg294/bikesss.jpg

― Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/pister.jpg

WORD.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/cruiser.jpg

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/bmx_bike4.jpg

WORD.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss my green raleigh cruiser.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i need a new bike, i was hit in 2000 and havent ridden since. i went to target and looked (yeah i know) but $50.00 bikes are wrong. i dont have the patience to find a used one.

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean i was winded form walking three flights of stairs the other morning, CRIPES

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 18 October 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

J03L did U GET YO BIKE BACK FROM YOUR OLD OLD LADY?

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah I have it. Haven't gone biking. Too tired/depressed/not leaving the house.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like bikes.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

adam...thats MADNESS

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.alistlookalikes.co.uk/discus/messages/7/552.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Madness invented ska.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Operation Ivy invented ska.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

errrrrrrr

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fortthunder.org/bikes/bike6/mvc-249s.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT BETTER?

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously - bikes are for hippies, And grad students.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

User: Who invented ska?

Jabberwacky: The FBI.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

adam, wtf? you make me sad.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fortthunder.org/bikes/bike7/bike202.jpg

http://www.fortthunder.org/bikes/bike3/mvc-218s.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fortthunder.org/bikes/bike4/mvc-181s.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shenandoahbicycle.com/jpgs/Joey%20and%20Harry.gif

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

THEY R GONNA FUCK

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

BROTALLY

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

JOEY AND HARRY

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

DAM!

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't ride a boke, and don't really want to learn.

I guess I'll go hang out with adam now.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I like bikes, I am just too depressed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I know how to ride a bloke mind you

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ummmmm...

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a good BMX bike. What kind should I get? I'm going to spray paint it chartreuse and hot pink.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

SOME BANGERS

http://www.koslowcycle.com/visual/pk-ripper.gif
PK RIPPER

http://www.koslowcycle.com/visual/quadangle.gif
QUADANGLE

http://www.koslowcycle.com/visual/83%20Skyway%20TA.jpg
SKYWAY

http://solospot.blogspot.com/Kuwahara.jpg
KUWAHARA

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pianopeddler.com/resized/GayPrideBike-1.jpg
GAY

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

WAY

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My bike is hot pink and the wheel rubs against the brake. I feel like I am constantly going uphill.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i can fix it for you........neighbor!

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

OK!!! I can retile something of yours or do some skim coating.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

skim coating?

I dont even wanna know what that is.

i'll fix it gratis.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

skim coating is like cing on t's...but for girls.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GROSS.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.chariotaku.com/images/kittybike.jpeg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

bikerfox

― jushinthunderliger (deangulberry), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

I noticed a few scratchmarks near the leak in my tube with what looked like rust in them. Should I sand my rims?

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

DONT SAND THE RIM. LOOK FOR STABBY THINGS ON THE INSIDE OF YR TIRE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

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i should say watch out for: piles of rocks spread out on a street corner (why is there construction everywhere?) in the dark. after consuming chemicals.

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

JASON GETS THE GASFACE.

DUH!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.instructables.com/ex/i/D3507745E4931027930A6398D25227CA/

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mta.info/nyct/safety/bike/

1) Uh, so service entrances are just open?
2) Do I really need to use them to bike?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Saturday, 20 August 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, just be sure not to losecontrol.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Saturday, 20 August 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

NO CHAIN
http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/dynamic-outback.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

wtf

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

geez guys, you think i don't enjoy the miniskirts on bikes? no gasface for zev love x. i'm just confused why a girl would wear that.

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

KITTYS NEED TO BREATHE.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

http://bio.bd.psu.edu/cat/hikittya.gif

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://uji-making.com/J/aeolian/photos_sf.html

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― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

^^^do i see a you know who in the bottom pic?^^^^

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 September 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/stories/20040318/et_on_bike.jpg

― YOU ALMOST STABBED YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC (jaxon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2005/weekendupdate/TimDawson-0.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

i saw these n00bs from critical mass try to block a taxi, then the fuzz whipped out their beatsticks and got to work. alot of people shouted down the cops or videoed it for their nyu documentary then i realize i was the only one laughing.

― mookiï¿½ wilson (mookie wilson), Friday, 30 September 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

are helmets noise?

― Dan i. (Dan I.), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.dclxvi.org/chunk/index.html
source of much amusement/inspiration

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/rachelmeyrick/iMovieTheater8.html

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

BEAUT
DDBS
should i come up the 29th for NUMBER #3?

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

YES!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

i am attempting my first 10 speed to single speed conversion on thursday.
im kinda nervous!

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/deakins/how-to-fixed-conversion.html

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

its an old panasonic hunker
its got vertical drop out with a hummer and a cassette hub that is kinda beat up.

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

xpost
yea thats what im using as my guide for the most part
pretty self explanitory
the chainline positioning is the thing im most worried about

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

w/out re-dishing the rim

http://www.cyclingforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=84811

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

all my oldschool messenger/fixed gear riders (dudes w/NCSS [norcal single speed] tattos) are all complaining about the hipster-come-latelies riding the perfect fixed gears with their perfect angular hair and perfect clothes and who get on their bike by throwing their legs over the handlebars. it makes me laugh

― Mad SETI (jaxon), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

late 20/early 30 y/o's going fixed gear in September 2005
-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 10th, 2005 8:49 PM. (gygax!)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

[that was from the Noise Dude Enemy List pt. 2 btw]

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

my clothes are far from perfect....double for hair.....MY BIKE IS THO!!

YAY!!!!!

― IVE LET MYSELF GO (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

the reasoning for taking out the other 9 gears is they are fucking falling apart.
and its gonna be a single not a fixed
meh!@

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

ME AND ALL MY OLDSCHOOL NOISE BOARD FRIENDS (CUTTY) LAUGH AT ALL THE MESSENGERS AND THEIR UGLY BIKES, BEER GUTS, MINIUMUM WAGES AND LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE AS WE WHIP BY THEIR SLOW ASSES IN THICK ASS RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC.

― THE BRIDGE IS MINE. (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

i throw my legs over the handlebars. sorry.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

i'd love to watch.

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Another peeve of mine is all the fixed-gear-come-latelies walking their bikes up all the hills in my neighborhood.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I AM NOT A LEG OVER HANDLE BARS KINDA GUY.

I AM ALSO NOT A WALK MY BIKE UP A HILL KINDA GUY EITHER.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Who the fuck walks a bike up a hill?

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

haaa

― brock (brock), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

http://crazyjaneski.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/fillmore.jpg
http://www.julieolsen.com/mine/art/091204_bikehill.jpg
http://www.kenpapai.com/racing/sf2003/fillmore0767.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i might buy a bicicleta on thursday. it's blue! needs new tires.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 October 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

this bike:
http://i20.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/2b/90/f7_3.JPG

the guy is so confused about the size that i want to kill him. i said ok what's the size in centimeters because we measure road bikes in centimeters and he's like uh 63.5 cm and i'm 5'9" with 29" inseam and it fits. it can't be 63.5 cm, what an idiot. i have to go try it.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

caitlin...stand over the cross bar (the bar twix the seat and handle bars)...bike between yr legs

u want an inch or so of room between yr privates and the the cross bar.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

luckiest bike seat ever

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

no i know what size i am! 58 cm. this guy doesn't know how to measure is all.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

caitlin...58 seems to big for a lass of yr height.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

not true, my real bike (for really riding bikes, this is just for beating up and not getting stolen) is 58 cm. i'm 5'10" and i have disproportionately long legs.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

this is what i have to say to you, bike expert
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml98/98062w.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

HOW DID U GROW AN INCH IN FOUR POSTS???

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/000f0/000f038e.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

no that was the guy selling it, he's 5'9" with short legs. i think my inseam is like 32" maybe 33"? who knows

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 October 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.discoverytrail.org/

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

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