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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

idgi

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

poor elena

All of my posts to thread

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

And yet paradoxically the most lost

sorry that is just how i feel

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

well sleuthed

Nice.

love coke!

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

Sir yes sir

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

jesus, that's a lot to process

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

Yeah, what is up there?

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

looool

nice

:D

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Poignant and informative.

hahaha

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

congrats my man

Two threads none the girther, though

Did you really have to goe there

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.

― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)

excellent, works on multiple levels

tell us about your birthday plans, dan

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

lmao

src?

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

[. . .]

src? lol

also hello and welcome to ILB!

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.

Billy Whizz.

Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.

― Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link

the sublime majesty of the totality was slightly tainted by everyone in our neighborhood blasting off fireworks for the entire time but still a good show overall. absentmindedly glanced at it unprotected for a moment like a moron but dont appear to have gone blind yet as far as i can tell

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, April 8, 2024 2:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:34 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

TS: Godfather vs Godfather II [Started by dleone (dleone) in January 2004, last updated one hour ago by clemenza on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

I'd just like to point out one thing (in a non-threatening, non-taking-the-piss manner) re: the "im me, hear my voice" schtick - you could really have anyone talking - no one would know if it was really 'becky', so perhaps this isn't the best way to prove your point?
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 5:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

haha, the sleeve is very nice as well!

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 15:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Maher is such a bad advert for smoking weed

― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Tuesday, May 14, 2024 4:08 AM(twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

He’s not wrong there imo on hunting. Remarkable. I’m not sure he’s ever been right imo, so. Wow.

― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 09:15 (nine hours ago) link

#freeippei

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, May 21, 2024 3:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

I mean it is true that the people on the other side of my quite small street are in a different constituency

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:04 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

DID SOMEBODY SAY CALLBACK

I think this whole show is in broad daylight - when's the last time the Stones have done a show completely in the day?

three weeks ago!

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-rolling-stones/2024/fair-grounds-race-course-new-orleans-la-babb9fe.html

― fact checking cuz

so close to zangief cosplay

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, June 27, 2024 8:16 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaha i was anticipating this

Those were brown marmorated stink bugs, which I was pursuing aggressively at the time because they are an invasive species, but my attitude has mellowed a lot and I just release them outside nowadays.

― peace, man, Thursday, 27 June 2024 13:34 (two days ago) link

...that one took me a second...

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 22 August 2024 05:19 (seven hours ago) link

haha

Guess The Map

What I hate about them, much like Rob Thomas, is that Duritz's voice MAKES them MOR. He's like the anti-Fagen, whose voice IMO contrasts/complements nicely with all that Steely Dan sheen.

Duritz, instead, grounds everything in this horrible 'tastefulness' that is completely repellent IMO

― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, August 16, 2016 10:46 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

In my experience depends what type of venue / engineer you're dealing with how into balanced xlr they are, maybe ask them what they prefer. Some places have lots of DI boxes they insist on using either way, others are very happy if you bring your own 1/4" to xlr cables. Might wanna check if the 1/4" output on your pad and stage mixer is actually balanced, if not they might insist on DI boxes.

― corrs unplugged, Monday, September 23, 2024 1:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

haha

salsa shark
Posted: September 28, 2024 at 2:29:50 AM
Tomato, most versatile

lol

Apples are my favourite of the tree fruits, followed by peaches— a good peach beats a good apple, but good peaches are rare; I’ve even more disappointing peaches than excellent ones

Most underrated fruit, for me, is the “European” cantaloupe— not the American version that ruins fruit salads everywhere, but the gorgeous flamed fruit that you get in Austrian markets

― I for one care less for them (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, September 29, 2024 12:28 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

What's the opposite of this thread?

honest question - if you don't live in a major metropolitan city, is it easy to live vegan in the midwest? i mean you can live, but "hey honey, lets treat ourselves to a night out at [insert restaurant with options extending beyond salad and fries]"

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, October 8, 2024 11:28 PM bookmarkflaglink

Very true and people are also shocked by the price points of tacos in Manhattan and trendy BK spots.

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, October 18, 2024 5:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ha

that is not an accurate description of the video

― scanner darkly, Tuesday, November 5, 2024 7:40 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I am a fan of Alpha Bites. They have a Choco version.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, November 12, 2024 1:27 AM bookmarkflaglink

I kind of think of it as where Sydney junkies go to get clean

- bert newtown, Monday, 6 January 2025 19:40 (sixteen minutes ago) bookmark flag link

it has been noted itt that altering a person's words without notice might cause later readers to assume the cited person had written them.

― milms and foovies (sic), Thursday, January 16, 2025 3:21 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

:D

"I am, and have always been... a member of... Sinn Féin"

― LocalGarda, Sunday, 26 January 2025 17:35 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

looooool

thread title / user name

What Are You Proudest Of In 2024? [Started by Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson) in November 2024, last updated seven minutes ago by kinder on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

Lmao was the ‘mod revolt’ anything other than strictly performative wokeness from the usual apologists for toxic big tech?

― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, March 28, 2025 12:14 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hate stupid made-up genres - they're all made-up, I know - and "shoegaze" is an especially irritating one. My Bloody Valentine? Indie band.

― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 1, 2025 4:44 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

xp honestly, how many mob movies do you need to see before you understand that once you let somebody start bleeding you, they're gonna keep bleeding you until you're dry, or dead

― henry s, Friday, April 11, 2025 10:37 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xxp ahh, beautiful Montgomery County, MD!

― I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Monday, May 19, 2025 10:39 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you can see me from westbury white horse
Posted: May 22, 2025 at 2:50:23 PM
Corsham, appropriately home to the Sham Ruin

lol, perfect.

Gates of Steel was a song that I taped off the radio and the DJ didn't announce the name of. It was the late 80s; I was probably 10 or so. About five years later, I bought a copy of Freedom of Choice from a thrift shop, just as a gag because it had Whip It on it and they looked ridiculous on the album cover. I hadn't even read the song titles when I put it on the turntable, but when Gates of Steel came on, it was a moment of such elation and relief at finally finding that song.

― peace, man, Friday, May 30, 2025 9:59 AM (one minute ago)

From the 'which piece of technology would you like to see uninvented' thread:

Autotune

― Knife fight at the Optimists Club (atonar), Friday, 20 June 2025 13:36 (two minutes ago)