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1. cappucino
2. caffe all'americano
3. espresso
4. caffe latte
5. decaf
6. jolt! cola

???

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

7. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COFFEE IS

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY UPSET CELEBRITY YANKEE FANS.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm partial to a latte, but I'm not very noize!

(are you back from Italy, amateur!!!st? Did you go to Bologna?)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

today:

iced mocha
iced latte

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

folgers instant coffee with nestle cream
repeat

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE MY COFFEE THE WAY I LIKE MY WOMEN
DRAGGED THROUGH THE ANDES IN A BURLAP SACK, ROASTED AND GROUND.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thruthemail.com/bustelo.jpg

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

C IN YOUR TEA

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i forgot obvious nescafé/noizecafé joke sorry

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

they do not have my cheap delicious cafe goya espresso in stores here :-(

i bought instead.

also: jaymc pls send me shipments of coffee from ORANGE in chicago. soooo goood and i'm almost out!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I TAKE MY COFFEE LIKE I TAKE MY WOMEN- STRONG, BLACK AND PREGNANT.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Saturday, 25 February 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

No coffee is more noise than poop coffee:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-01-20-civet-coffee_x.htm

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 25 February 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

BTW -- those cheapo bodega brands are mostly shit in my opinion. But I guess that's my opinion.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 25 February 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

i find the goya one just as pleasing as more expensive crap.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 25 February 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I've never tried the Goya one. Bustelo and Pilon taste pretty bad to me, except in a cafe con leche, where Bustelo sort of "works" somehow.

I'd still much rather drink Bustelo than Maxwell House.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 25 February 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

haven't had the pilon yet, but i like the goya better than bustelo. anything is better than maxwell house. except maybe folgers.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 25 February 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

allongé all the way

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 26 February 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

the cheap espresso style coffee is good to mix 1/4 to 3/4 of decent coffee. its strong enough not to waterdown the better coffee, but not flavorful enough to through it off.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

that is an excellent idea!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

my brilliance rides again...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

goya, bustelo, pilon et al are all vastly improved by adding a pinch of cinammon before you brew.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

AND/OR nutmeg, and brewing them really strong.

― remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

By nutmeg I mean ballsack.

― remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

mmmm...ballsack....

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmm... ballsack...

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/photos/chock-full-o-nuts.jpg

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/1st_series/whitebacks/chock_white_front_small_smaller_images.jpg

― Shani Davis (diamond), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

there was a fish in the percolator.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i had a sincerely hard time drinking coffee after seeing that. ullgh, now i see fisheyes in his cup on my desk

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 February 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

goya, bustelo, pilon et al are all vastly improved by adding a pinch of cinammon before you brew.

AND/OR nutmeg, and brewing them really strong.

CARDAMOM

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drc500/c546/c546552yudv.jpg

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

hell yes on the cardamon...

anyone have a good formula for that? suppose it depends on brewing method. i typically make 6 cups in autodrip..ive used up to 5 seeds, but that wasn't strong enough

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

use whatever works for your coffee maker. i'd go with one seed for every six ounces of water.

oh, another thing: ORANGE ZEST

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

orange is amazing! the coffee that jaymc should be a saint and send me from chicago is roasted with orange peels. it's the most amazing orange coffee i've ever had.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, just zest about a (level) teaspoonful of orange peel right into the cup; it's a TREAT. i'm drinking this right now actually -- trader joe's "colombian supremo" brewed with cloves.

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

i drink this in the morning cuz it is most easy for making one cup -

. i never drink a pot of coffee on my own and if folx are over we're drinking alcohol. any recommends on instant powder one cup stuff?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

w/ my coffee maker "a pot" = about two 12-oz. cups. even if i don't drink the second cup, i never feel like i'm throwing too much away.

i just can't get into instant. wish i could.

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

o i hate to waste coffee or beer esp. 'waste not, want not' - that's what i say!

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

um, the proper way to make coffee with cardamom is to grind it to powder (the coffee) and boil it on the stove. i usually just crack a few (5-10) pods and throw em in. you could take the seeds out of the pod and grind them, but i wouldn't know how much to use. i think that would make it pretty strong. add your sugar to the pot, too. after it's boiled a few minutes on the stove, take the pot off and let it sit so the grounds can settle a bit. it is good to get a few grounds into you, though. cleans the intestines!

― jeanne (Tim Ellison), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

aka "turkish coffee"

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

blount, nescafe is not bad as far as instant coffee goes. cafe bustelo also has an instant, but the nescafe is better, i think.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa, I've never been to Orange -- do they brew their own coffee? or is it Intelligentsia brand?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

(and by "brew" I mean "roast")

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

do they sell the nexcafe "aztec gold" in the us? that variety was halfway decent..otherwise...just buy a small french press. its the way to go most of the time anyway. i returned to the autodrip cause its got a timer/autostart and my current roomate gets up after me.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

the bag of coffee says carrabassett coffee roasters, but i believe they get they coffee from them and then roast it with orange peels, then package it. something along those lines, because the site for carrabassett does not have any orange variety available and i'm pretty sure the waitress said they raost it themselves.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

cafe bustelo's instant is far, far, faaaaaaaaaaaar better than their drip ground coffee!! Nescafe is ok and...uhhh...medaglia del oro I think it's called, that's another one of the instant espressos from the bodgea, that's pretty good too (instant form). You gotta follow the directions though, the dosages on the instant espressos are like, if you're making a regular size mug and not an actual espresso shot, you need AT LEAST two teaspoons to make it taste right. I make it super strong and load it with ~~sugar~~splenda and flavorin' and shit like that though. My coffeemaker broke a while back so I just use instant now.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

OD I DESERVEMORE COFFEE NOW OR DO I JUST THROW COMPUTER OUT ON PARK AVENUE?!?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

wow that orange coffee sounds great.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

it is! and their brunch is quite good, too. you should go sometime.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's weird, i have a friend in dallas and she's like if i come to chicago, can we go to orange? i don't know where she heard about it. i guess i should see if it deserves its national reputation!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't drink coffee. Sorry.

"I think I'm hyper enough as it is..."

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

i quit coffee

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

This morning I woke up completely fuzzed out of my mind from the sleeping pill I took the night before. I decided the quickest way to wake up would be to chug a good 30 ounces of coffee before I stepped into work and deal with the monotonous bullshit of my day. Of course, when one chugs that much coffee, one's bladder is going to shriek in agony 5 minutes after the vile liquid is ingested. So I'm at work for a good 30 seconds when my first run to the john hits. At this point I'm mildy schitzo from the devil brew, and as soon as the stream hits the upright bowl, I hear the most beautiful ring I have ever heard in my whole life go IN and OUT of my ear for less than two seconds. I'm serious when I say it was the most beautiful ring, because one doesn't really encounter beautiful things when dealing with urine unless you are into piss porn (see Water Power circa 71. fucking amazing enema expulsion flick. never laughed so hard EVA). SO I'm left with two seconds of beauty and thats IT. My little rat brain started firing off at like a million thoughts a second, not just about piss and rings, but a myriad of things cause thats where I'm at with my week, but I NEEDED to hear that ring again. STAIGHT UP NEEDED TO. So I proceed to drink about 40 more ounces of coffee throughout the rest of the day. NOT ONCE DID I GET THAT FUCKING RING AGAIN>.....

So I'm left addled and disgruntled. All i wanted was a nanosecond of joy, but all I got is shaky hands, sweaty palms, and a hankerin' for 20 smokes.

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

i made pilon with orange rind and ground clove. it is yum!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 5 March 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

mary j blige coffee

http://static.flickr.com/37/107746108_a9204c39d0.jpg?v=0

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i got some trung nguyen at an asian market last weekend. it's yum! has a bit of cherry flavor in it, but not like, in your face cherry.

according to their website, the logo reflects their aspiration of "conquering a top."

http://www.trungnguyen.com.vn/about.aspx?param=company_meaning

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

i had coffee this am for the first time in a while and am a little punchy

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

yoga but then
coffee + dark chocolate + unwound
= rad morning

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

buzz buzz buzz

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

i have quit coffee. it's been about a week. though i had some one sunday morning.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh i quit it too

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

but decided to start up again last week

also when slightly hungover on sunday morning i thought about smoking and if it is possible to just smoke, like, one (1) quality ('quality') cigarette a day. and what kind of single cigarette holding container i could get. and how quickly this would all go rong.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://stevegarufi.com/highrisecoffee21.jpg http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/6/optimized/209636_fpx.tif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

I drink ballsack brand CFo'N every morning and am not ashamed.

But afternoon at 3 = americano to usher in the super productive part of my day.

My level is just right right now!

xpost God it's SO great when you start again after quitting for a couple weeks.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

how was the coffee that is pooped out by those little raccoon-weasel guys not an option in the original question?

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

triple latte, motherfuckers

― get bent, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.planet-pets.com/plntcvet.jpg

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

my office has one of these:

http://www.coffeesystemhv.com/keurig_display.jpg

the coffee is there, but it is scarily automated and not properly brewed. there is no comfort in it; it is like suckling from the wire mother.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

xpost I CAN HAS JUGALUR VANE?

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah civet poo coffee beans!
i interviewed a food scientist a couple months ago who studied this, among other weird food things
xpost

triple latte would i'm sure destroy me

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

there is no comfort in it; it is like suckling from the wire mother.

omg I am stunned by the genius, we have one of those machines also and it's moderately drinkable but you are right for all time and in all possible worlds.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

i don't trust people who don't drink coffee. i can see quitting for a while, but going through life having never tasted it????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

i mean at least try, right?

that coffee machine thing looks wrong though i have never had coffee from one. i do know that i hate having to drink tea that is made from those hot water dispensers rather than from a kettle of boiling water, i know that much.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

I just drank some coffee that had been cooking in the coffee maker since 6:30 a.m. and now my brain is FRIED. That shit was superconcentrated.

― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Iced coffee gives you the most bang for buck. $2 at the local shop, double strentgh and brewed for 12 hours. So good with cream n sugar.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

n/a that reminds me that i am working on new Bjam: hippy 8 ball breakdown

― river wolf, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

this is going to be best band ever

― n/a, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

it already is, man, it already is

― river wolf, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://realityshifters.com/media/babyrhesus.jpg

― Peej, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

until this past saturday i hadn't had real coffee in a month. i was watching a friend's cat while she was out of town and she said to help myself to the coffee. it was fucking heavenly.

i swear, the first thing i do with my next paycheck is buy a large cup from letizia's and a pack of camel lights and sit on the sidewalk of division street and not move until both cup and and pack are empty.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

First eat a bran muffin.

― Peej, Thursday, 20 September 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

and do some blow

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

And get your hyurr did.

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 20 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

in the world of good things:

i just made - excuse me - a damned fine pot of coffee.

up yrs cold, i am beating yr ass!

― bb, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.futile.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/clover1.jpg

― get bent, Monday, 11 February 2008 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

that looks like a part turntable part coffee maker machine

― bb, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

i've been a-percolatin' lately because i keep forgetting to buy coffee filters for the drip pot. i feel like it is thicker coffee, in a good way. substantial. but i worry that there's not enough time for proper caffeine infusion. anyway.

puerto rican importer whatever place on st. marks? i've been working on a few bags of their beans lately and i must say i am quite pleased. they even have a delicious orange variety!

― tehresa, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

im drinking a blend of organic french peruvian and organic gueatemalan from puerto rico...i l u v that place.

― bb, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

i've been digging the organic french sumatran. yum.

― tehresa, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, thats a good bean there

― bb, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://coolbeans.ytmnd.com/

― tehresa, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i stopped drinking as much coffee when i learned its the worlds second most-traded commodity. i will take it up again when i stop driving my car so much.

― max, Monday, 11 February 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

i have also cut way back - and only had tea this wkend!
i always buy fair-trade organic coffee - does this make it right, i don't know
partly b/c i have been too busy/inconvenienced to go buy new stovetop maker yet (the weeks they do pass)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 February 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

its not just exploitation tho its that it has to be shipped from far away and that takes a lot of gas.

― max, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

true!
it's pretty hard to be on 100-mile diet when living in frozen north :/ it involves lots of canning. and no coffee.
i'm pretty sure i'm not a capital e exploiter tho

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah not buying coffee is sort of an arbitrary gesture designed less to actually help the environment and more to assuage my guilt at being rich and fat. but most of the things i do these days are about assuaging guilt.

― max, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

i believe more in coffee than i believe in guilt

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

but also more in what is right and good than in coffee
so

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

this is where i get most of my coffee these days:

http://www.intelligentsiacoffee.com/
http://coffeebean.com/
http://www.saborycultura.com/

i try to avoid sbux if i can but sometimes it's just the closest thing around.

intelligentsia is direct trade rather than fair trade.

the can of coffee beans in my kitchen right now is some trader joe's organic/fair trade/shade grown blend that supports a women's coffee cooperative. ooooh feel that liberal guilt wash away.

― get bent, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

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