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"I like the lay of yr land"

yr = get indie babes. they can tell if you say it with the vowels or not

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

holly do you live inside of a belle and sebastian song?

-- amateur!!!st (---...) (webmail), October 1st, 2004 2:54 AM. (amateurist) (link) (admin) (216.80.74.188)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

WIZARD IS HUNGRY: i will give you two wings if i can bugger you and then throw bleu cheese on your tits

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 October 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

you left the aim window open all night to remind you that SOMEONE wants you

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"TAKE YOUR SKIN OFF"

― dj oliver hazard perry (dj oliver hazard perry), Monday, 25 October 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, my aim logs. assface.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 25 October 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"thank goodness i brought my library card, because i am CZECHING U OUT!!"

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"YOUR FRIENDSTER PROFILE IS AWESOME!!!"

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

zing?

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"You don't know anyone that works at 0TH3R MU5IC do you?"

― ALLMUSIC.COM (ddb), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"ONE OF THE LPS IN MY FAUST SET IS A DUPLICATE"

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"WHY YOU BRAEK HAERT ALL TIME?"

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"i've had sex to throbbing gristle's first annual report, let's make TG-PR0N!"

― CHRISTOPHER HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

girl to boy: wow, yr beard is so big

― JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"i want to yellow card you"

― identity theftor (deangulberry), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"I want your katamari to be 30m but I can only believe in you for 15 minutes"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I KNOW WHAT I WANNA GIVE YOU
-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 11:56 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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