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this morning i was shaving and practically CUT OFF A MOLE ON MY NECK from the blade nad here it is 5pm and it's still kinda bleeding do you think this is serious or should i just drink whiskey?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

these two possabilities are not disjoint

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

CLASSIC

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.coyleandsharpe.com/mp3/druggist.mp3

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

put some neosporin on it and cover it up with a bandage.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dan that is awesome.

that's what i did, gygax. i just wasn't sure if moles are special blood holes (are they scabs???) and i didn't know it.

when i was 15 a friend shot me in the arm with a bb gun and the bb got stuck in my arm. so we did the smart thing: put ice on it, boiled an exacto knife, and tried to cut it out. it didn't work. and it hurt like a motherfucker.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cauterize with a steel letter opener heated in the oven at 450 or so
don't use a cigarette lighter because then you create smoke stains and the metal might not get hot enough, plus it burns your thumb

― TOMBOT 64 (TOMBOT 64), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I am perhaps more of a fan of cuaterizing small self-inflicted injuries than is strictly warranted by the benefits of the procedure and don't ask why

― TOMBOT 64 (TOMBOT 64), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

LIGHT IT UP

― TOMBOT 64 (TOMBOT 64), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Moles are just concentrated skin pigment, treat as you would skin.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I have moles on my arm and legs that when i was younger I would pick and dig at until I thought I had removed them. They always reappeared.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

one time my wife woke up screaming at 4am. she accidentally kicked the footboard of our cheap wood ikea bed and got a few gigantic splinters in her foot. we're both totally half asleep, so i didn't know what else to do but grab the fingernail clippers and cut her foot skin open and pull those fuckers out.

unfortunately they got infected and she had to get her foot amputated

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I ROFL'd, does that make me a mean person?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

they didn't really get infected. so yes.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 11 November 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Suture self!

― Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Thursday, 11 November 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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