NOIZE DUDE THANKSGIVING ANTICIPATION THREAD

I probably won't be. :'''(

TURKEY.
BEER.
FOOTBALL.
FAMILEEE.

i'm considering taking up teh weed in preparation

A shindig?

I assumed/hoped that he was talking about SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND.

Sadly teh closest i will get is chicken onigiri.

deep-fried tuhkey
white castle stuffing
beet slaw
stuffed roast punkins (dem little ones)
sweet potato chips

im wrote a song call 'ANGSTGIVING' yesday.

i'm a dumb hippie whose jokes are occasionally funny.

turkey breast, cranberry sauce, corn bread stuffing, onion, lettuce, fresh basil mayo...

m.

Adam, should we have a mini get-together on the 24th?

I am making asparagus casserole with mushroom cream sauce and sliced almonds

i bought a GRAVY BOAT you guys

THANKSGIVING.
THERE IS A GIANT BOWL OF CRANBERRIES ON THE COUNTER, JUST WAITING TO BE TURNED INTO CHUTNEY.

ANDREW OXYGEN: DOPE, CALL ME LATER. I will probably be home all day. I do not have a bowl or weeeeeeed on me. But there is some beer, and a lot of wine and booze. (my mom made me pay for the bottle of white we drank last time, because it was a gift--oops.)

ian, i am gonna hit the gym for an hour after work, then home to make the c-role, but i will call you after that? no worries, i gots nice bud. will you teach me to play mythos???

going to st. louis at xmastime tho, and maryland sometime around there ....

-- dmr, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:49 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if u in DC suburbs around christmas holla

YES, it is EASY and FAST PACED.
I have three decks.
One in the middle east, one in new england, and one in both new england and europe. I am still trying to find my old cards from when I was a "kid." I dunno where the hell they got to. But I am bidding on some 99c booster boxes on ebay... xp

if u in DC suburbs around christmas holla

we'll be up in frederick but probably more like early December and will just be doin family stuff

will have to chill sometime though, too bad I missed u dudes that weekend of the record fair ... I live like 3 blocks from Ian

ill be back up soon!

OK IM HOME, WHERE IS FAMILY?!

best e-mail ever! my mom got this back from cousins coming for thanksgiving:

Hi Sue

On the matter of carving, I think Bob would be happy to do it. It would be good however if everyone could refrain from snickering when Bob sets up to do it. He has a large collection of Ginsu knives carefully arrayed in a large custom made, leather bound box. He has ordered many of these knives from the ads on those late, late night action movies. Others have been donated by friends who know of his particular passion for cutlery.

The assorted knives are fitted into cushioned spaces and are arrayed by notonly size and shape and but metallurigcal makeup. This box has a special table on cushioned wheels so that it can be brought right up to the table for a last minute selection of the appropriate cutting tool.

After a short, silent ritual he opens the box, and selects the appropriate tool and begins to slice and dice, a cute smile playing on his face as these magnificent tools slice into sumptuously-cooked flesh.

Unfortunately, if folks snicker, Bob gets grumpy and self-conscious and his accuracy diminishes significantly. The meat looks hacked and most unappetizing. At our own table at home we are even missing a
a couple of chunks of woods from the table edge. Several years ago at Thanksgiving gathering a good friend sprayed wine, he was laughing so hard at poor Bob. That was tense!

Anyhow, just a little forewarning....Bob would love to carve!

CLASSIC.

my grandfather always gets to carve. my mom was telling me he was excited because he has a new method he learned from the New York Times.

i have to go to the damn GROCERY STORE tonight >:(

scott seward email forwards are yoga flame for all time

bob sounds like a bro

someone invite that dude to the nb!!!

at the supermarket they accidentally gave me a bag with someone else's groceries....one of the things was a polar bear that poops jelly beans called a "poo-lar bear"..the wrapper calls him the sub-zero pooping hero

there were also candy canes, turkey bacon, and american cheeese

I am kind of...stunned. Hello? Come back to Brooklyn where it's safe.

Oh god, you guys, I ate so much baked ziti. Mookieproof came out for beers like a trooper! Now.........comatose.

no more food..no mroe doof

the wrapper calls him the sub-zero pooping hero

oh my fucking god.

i work tomorrow, and my closest family is too far to visit after work. so my dream scenario is that we will bring someone's elderly relative back to their nice, clean home during thanksgiving dinner, and the family will be so delighted that they will offer some of their scrumptious meal to us nice young men. We'll politely refuse at first, but upon their insistence, we'll give in. "Oh, okay, but just a little!" It will have to be a brief stay cuz we'd be on the clock and everything, but on the way out, the family will insist that we take a plate of food with us. my plate will be handed to me by the gorgeous daughter, who also slyly slips her phone number to me along with the plate. I call her after I get off work. We share some turkey and mashed potatoes, have a couple glasses of wine, and then have sex.

up at 6am to brine turkey... but i am a dunce and i didn't get enough vegetable stock so i'm bein' all intrepid and substituting APPLE JUICE. apple is a vegetable, right? uh. gosh i'm tired.

we need pics of this pooping polar bear, stat

that has to be made up

I am having thanksgiving with sad gays

any single and over 30?

I am basically terrified of the uh polar bear. Hero. Jody, speaking of heroes your culinary efforts today are amazing. I'm not even going to have time to make a pie, altho I'm thinking of throwing a quiche in the oven just for my breakfast, and to eat on the train....

shannon just went to work and wasn't really thinking OH YEAH I WORK IN TIMES SQUARE

came out of the subway and nearly got tragically crushed by giant scooby doo

RUH ROH

GREE HEE HEE HEE HEE

happy thanksgiving guys :)

your american holiday is making my day at work kinda easy btw, which is good b/c i have a lot of stuff to catch up on (we work with a lot of americans)

i do wish i were going to big feast or soemthing though

Hi, rrrrob! I wd feed you all this quiche I am making (but there is ham in it -- do you like ham?). I'm sorry to hear about Noam the Fluffbudget, didn't see that news until this morning and I've been all verklempt. Hope you are weller and weller.

Jody, speaking of heroes

i'm flattered you think of me as belonging to the same category as a poo-ing polar bear!

i work tomorrow, and my closest family is too far to visit after work. so my dream scenario is that we will bring someone's elderly relative back to their nice, clean home during thanksgiving dinner, and the family will be so delighted that they will offer some of their scrumptious meal to us nice young men. We'll politely refuse at first, but upon their insistence, we'll give in. "Oh, okay, but just a little!" It will have to be a brief stay cuz we'd be on the clock and everything, but on the way out, the family will insist that we take a plate of food with us. my plate will be handed to me by the gorgeous daughter, who also slyly slips her phone number to me along with the plate. I call her after I get off work. We share some turkey and mashed potatoes, have a couple glasses of wine, and then have sex.

-- Lingbert, Thursday, November 22, 2007 6:58 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
didn't happen

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/candy-crate_1976_157948762

in action.

I am a giant fatty whose belly will be needing a bigger apartment.

i can't stop eating leftover stuffing. it has apples and SPICY SAUSAGE in it..MAKE ME STOP.

there is nothing to do but eat and groom myself, i feel like a house cat

I didn't cook yesterday and didn't bring any leftovers home, so I'm craving mashed potatoes and a roast all over again. So I decided on enough mashed to feed about five people (from scratch) and a london broil and sauteed green beans for dinner. Then this weekend mebbe I make mashed potato pancakes.

rrrobyn isnt american?

she is our neighbor to the north!

^^^neighbour

-sister & family going to Disney World, liberates me (fine)
-bff says i can eat w/ them
-bff discovers they are going upstate to some friend's house, liberates me
-free agent!

i am not going to RI this year for the first time... ever?

Not going anywhere for the holiday, just how I like it. Was super over the moon excited when the brooklyn Television shows were announced for the 2 days after tgiving but i failed at the ticketmaster game this morning so I ain't going to either night ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rSBgfXoIPo

L and I are driving to Arcata area to visit her kids, I am making cream puffs. gonna try and do some crate digging over the weekend.

ok, TDay at friend's house back on again

and a kind ilxor offered me an extra ticket to one of the TV shows...

arcata is hella cool

it is! oh and I am gonna do some comparison shopping on CA vs OR liquor prices - CA is cheaper, but OR has no sales tax.

there is a giant liquor store in Crescent City right before the OR border that has a sign saying something like "LAST CHANCE"