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DEAR HOT CHIX0RZ, I AM VERY SINGLE AND VERY HORNEE

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I ALSO JUST GOT A $60 HAIRCUT.
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HOLLER AT ME BROADZ.

― cuttty (ddb), Friday, 19 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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― HI DERE (ddb), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT HAPPENED TO BURRITOVILLITA?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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ILL PARTY WITH YOU PUNKER

― YOUR SCARY NEIGHBOR (ddb), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

do girls start bands to get laid just like guys do?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLAGES

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yesterday i saw a license plate that said CUTTIE

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw one that said "SPCE GIRL"

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

and you thought of me, lil caitlin?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i thought of you, mr. cutty

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet adam thought of you too

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I never think of cutty. Never.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

LIAR!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY CAN I NOT SEE A PIC OF THE ANAL MASSAGE it's christmas shopping tiiiiiiiiiiiime

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

is this a how-to video or an apparatus? I NEED TO KNOW

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAR HOT CHIX0RZ, I AM VERY SINGLE AND VERY HORNEE TOO.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Saturday, 20 November 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a thread of lies

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 20 November 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

NOPE. CUTTYSAN BOUGHT A SEXTY DOLLAR HAIRCUT.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 20 November 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

$70

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 20 November 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you see

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 20 November 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY IS A TRAITOR.

CUTTY ARE YOU A "METROSEXUAL"?

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

yes!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I've paid more. But these days I go for $25 across the street. Haircuts, that is.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

paying for a haircut is like paying for sex.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i am very single and very hornee :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ian, when you pay for a good haircut, you don't need to pay for sex.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

BOTH are REPREHENSIBLE, CUTTEY.

Caitlin: I know someone in Rochester who likes pussy... I think you know him too!

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It depends on how good the haircut is. I paid for about $30 for the best haircut of my life recently. I would have paid more. But girls have more hair, so there is more that can go terribly, terribly wrong.

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it is easier to fix a bad haircut on a lady

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 November 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

But girls have more hair
I have longer hair than any of my ex-gfs or the women I'm currently friends with.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Sunday, 21 November 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

GROSS

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 21 November 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin no likey rocknroll dudes

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Sunday, 21 November 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

why do people do that kind of shit to their cat?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Because it is hilarious?

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 November 2004 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

because it keeps them cool in summer.. my mom's friend Veera has a longhaired kitty who we get to shave every summer. it's always a fun event.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

come over and shave ma kitty

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

!

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...
Hi honey.

Just thinking about you. I do that too often, but then again, i always have.

I hope you are doing well. Things here are wonderful. I have been
busy, busy, busy.. I am trying to set up a part-time private
practice, which is fun and exciting. The weather is fantastic. Lots
of biking, beaching, and little trips. Healthy and happy generally.
Except when i think about you. And i wonder why, oh why, did you have
to fuck me so very perfectly.. Sigh..

Yours always,
D4n13ll3

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

hugglez

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

D4n13ll3's the name of the girl who broke my heart too, soul brother...

― The Original Jimmy Mod (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't remember mentioning a broken heart. the girl that is capable of breaking my heart i shall marry.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Just let her belt you in the sack; it's over quicker.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)


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