THE TYPICAL BRITISH H00LIGAN

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― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

phlegmatic = phlegmy

― adam... (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 November 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I LOVE THEIR SEXY ACCENTS

― adam... (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 November 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

so typical
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/45/73/2343754/780237895686l.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Sunday, 21 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

HOOLIGANS ABROAD

― adam... (nordicskilla), Sunday, 21 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://gscentral.net/blooper1.jpg

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Sunday, 21 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

dudes, i am crushing really hard on this british girl

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

KISS HER

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

we sat next to each other at food not bombs and talked about shoes while her boyfriend was at the store. he bought a smiths poster and a dr. pepper. ugh! i think she likes me, though. i like her accent and her chubby anglo-saxon cheeks.

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you should seduce her with dirty anglo-saxon riddles....

RIDDLE 44

It hangs, elegant, high on his thigh,
Under his shirt, with a hole in the front.
It stands so upright, stiff and hard!
When he takes it out of his clothes, intending
To use it, he'll stick the head of his hanging
Thing straight in that matching hole
That he's filled in this way so often before.

RIDDLE 45

I've heard of something that grows by itself,
Thicker and fatter till it lifts up its covers,
And the girl grabs that boneless what-is-t
In her high-minded hands and shoves that swelling
Thing up under her innocent dress.

(translations by Burton Raffel from the Old English.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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