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i found my cinderella

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i was at this dance thing at some bar and all of a sudden a girl came up to me and started grinding with me. she muttered something after a few minutes and ran off! today my friend pointed her out to me in the library and she is cutezzzz!!!@@

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

GLASS SLIPPER = GIANT BONG

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I WALKED BY HER AGAIN! AND SHE DIDN'T LOOK AT ME! MAYBE SHE WAS EMBARASSED THAT SHE HAD HER HANDS ON THE FLOOR WITH HER ASS PRESSED INTO MY JOCK???

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

JON STOP SENDING ME TEXT MESSAGES I CAN READ NOIZEBORED JUST FINE

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

SORRY I WAS WALKING THEN

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

does this happen to you a lot?

Can you send to email addresses from your cell phone? Text messages make me feel SPECIAL.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't had much lukc w it

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

with sending to email addresses or with random girls that grind on you?

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

tits@in-da-club.net

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was hoping you'd found your copy of Long Cold Winter.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
"YOU GOT TO FEEL MY PENIS ON YOU NOW GET TO FEEL IT IN YOU"

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

her away message, in blue comic sans ms:


they will see us waving from such great
heights, "come down now," they'll say
but everything looks perfect from far away,
"come down now," but we'll stay


work.class.gym

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/493/000047352/adam-brody-sized.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is that picture moving too or am i just really tired?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't find it at all moving

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I am tired too and I see it move

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

animated .jpegs?

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)


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