Post a picture of the last stranger who friendster/myspaced u

ihttp://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=91421&imageID=35338387&Mytoken=20041201191531

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpicture&friendID=4539011

HEWWO

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=11732799

Anyone have a Windows 98 Authorization Code?

GET WITH ONE PROGRAM

TOO MUCH CUTE

CUTE OR NOT??

The name is Jexy. I dance. I sing. I'm just amazing. I love baseball. I play baseball. Go Jays. I'm into politics. Don't argue with them about me, I'll just end up winning :D. I'm Hispanic. I'm Jewish. I'm awesome. MJ Fan. Fan of football and basketball as well. Go Eagles. Go Suns. I'll be going to the University of South Carolina in January. I like the atmosphere there. It's toasty too. Go Cocks. I can never explain how I really am in these things, you just have to get to know me. So there. Take that.

Groups:
University of South Carolina
Michael Jackson Didn't Touch Your Kid, Asshole!
*Michael Jackson Dance Party!!!*
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson of the 80s
Myspace Jews
Make Out Club
Michael Jackson Is Innocent !!

http://g.myspace.com/00036/03/72/36362730_l.jpg
http://g.myspace.com/00035/89/12/35812198_l.jpg

Music: I am into [groups] such as Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Blink 182, Slipknot, Tool and a bunch of others. I am pretty much open minded about music until it comes to rap, I can't stand that shit.

I'm an ambiently motivated artist with tendencies to create unnecessary chaos in my life. I hope some day to peruse a more structured form of chaos that adds up to a purpose, however disorganized it may be.

I am an ardent pursuant of Counterculture, and it is my belief that humanity exists upon the fragile undertow of our ever thinning ranks. It is my wish to contribute my talents and energy to reconciling the various factions, and evoke a new renaissance.

Expression of the human condition is the key to everything in my life, although I know so little about how to adequetly express myself.

Ask for my AIM name if you wish to chat.

-- TITS.JPG (jonathan.william...), December 3rd, 2004 1:53 AM. (ex machina)

she's like 13 jon!

23/f, straight. 5' 8" (1.72m). Seeing Someone. Last login: Today
We have a very good understanding of MissReal.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15880450278922178214

3 woos left

To send MissReal to a bunch of your friends, enter their e-mails or OkCupid screennames here (separated by commas).

Match: 36% Friend: 54%
Compared to females her age:
She's less pure
She's less methodical
She's more extroverted
She's less moral
She's more loving
She's more socially conservative
"OkCupid, are you sure?"
The more questions you answer, the more we can say. We are at least 95% sure of match percentages and personality speculation, since we account for a reasonable margin of error based on the number of questions she's answered. This analysis is cool. Matches are calculated This Way.

My self-summary:
yo. im me and i make no excuses for it. i am always trying to improve upon myself..and the world around me. i found this as a funny thing from friends and signed on to find the rest of them...blah blah, maybe someone on here would turn out to be dope... hrm, sorta straight...thats a long story. oh yeah, i dont like all of the questions....they dont allow more than one answer and are innaccurate, ive taken a bit of statistics and have volumes of knowledge about test reliability and variability. and with the kiss test...whats that "have you kissed an animal" shit? what is that!? total trickery. like if you say yes youre a perv and if you say no you dont love your pets. i personally answered yes because i have a dog and i love her but that doesnt mean i make out with her...i mean damn, i kiss her head every day, they didnt ask what KIND of kiss. oh wow, im going off on this....these things should really be taken with a grain of salt....ALSO, i hope youre not trying to find the love of your life on here: GO OUT AND BE SEEN! LET THEM FALL IN YOUR LAP LIKE HOT SOUP! one more thing, as for my drinking...it varies and thats not a selection, ha, case in point about the test crap stuff.

CA1TL1N H3LL DO U KNOW HER

From:
Natalie
Date: Mon Jan 3 23:14:00 2005
Subject: hey
Message: happy new year jon.

Tell them to get "Thomas Pynchon" to write their liners.

Steve Shasta

"Occupation: disk jockey"

http://myspace-566.vo.llnwd.net/00586/66/54/586094566_s.jpg

Ian -- do you know this girl? She is friend of a friend going to TSTOCK

http://www.myspace.com/tylerurangel

"Black nails 4 lyfe"
Male
21 years old
United States

Tyler's Interests

General Computers,Boys,Jamacians,TV,just all out chilling!

About me:
Hey im Tyler sum call me Ty. I play some JA im quite the gamer. I lt;3
jake(5 months). I am very classic kind of guy. I like emo music,emo
clothes,i lt;3 emo's!

Turn ons: Black,long hair,hot face,thin,tight
pants,cute ass,someone who will respect me for my feeling. I hope u
enjoy my myspace :-)

/ Movies
Who I'd like to meet:
Elton John,Derek Jeter(cutie)

Who I'd like to meet:
a grl that can fullfill my atleast one of my fantacy one of my fantacy is i guess u can call it that i for a girl to kick or knee me in the nuts (i can be standing , sitting or laying down) or get me to lay down and kinda step or stomp on my nuts i have never had any of this done before and i dont knw why but i just want to have a girl to do something like this to me to see how bad a girl can hurt me and wanting a girl to do something to me that causes pain)and this doesent have to have anything to do with sex the other one is for a girl to get me to meet them somewhere and get me to get naked somehow and then grab my cloths and steal them from me leaving me naked (doesnt matter how just wants a girl to steal my cloths) Well there is one more fantacy its for a grl too get me naked and then tie or chain me up to something some where and and then leave me there for awile before comein back and untieing me Also looking for a girl to watch (or we can do together) go streak, skinni dippin, masterbate, and idk maybe phone, and whatch me the the drive around naked thing i do its where i drive somewhere and stop and then get out of the car and strip all my cloths off and lay them down on road then get back in the car and drive around for awile then come back and try to find my cloths and idk maybe get a girl to try to humiliate or embarrass me somehow

also: HIS PROFILE PLAYS THE JOHNNY CASH VERSION OF HURT

"The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
I love Katamari Damacy!"

Subject: Greetings

Anyone who describes themselves as hermit-like is okay by me. I realize your profile says you're only here for quizes, but I figured I'd message anyway. I promise I'm not too much of a creep, although I've been told I laugh just like Billy (Billy the big indian guy) from Predator.

Anywhoo, you seem neat and I thought you should be aware.

Thanks for your time.

http://galaxar.sakabatou.net/wow.gif

jus' a lil bit, not too much.

Date: Sep 29 2006 7:45 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: Hey man whats up. So here is my fantasy and if you are interested in playing call me. I want to be tied up with duct tape, sockgagged with lots of tape wrapped around my head, my feet stripped and tickled after u tape your smelly sock or sneaker to my nose. Makes me hard as a rock. My cell is XXX-XXXX.

...someone who will respect me for my feeling...

PLEASE RESPECT MY ONE FEELING, WHICH IS EMO.

Um. Why? Frightened.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14188594

EVANGIBOT!

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The last stranger that added me was this JESUS JESUS PEACE PEACE GUNS AND RIFLES chick. She has a picture of herself with the Mujahideen commander Ahmad Shah Mas'ood's poster.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=50074730&albumID=0&imageID=23079020

I ask her how come? She sez:

The reason I have the poster behind me in that picture is because I'm in the United States Navy and recently spent a year in Afghanistan working for Public Relations. Just curious, why do you ask?

i'm like fucking invader. she defriends me soon afterwards

is that roxymuzak

i wish emo was still kewl