WORST RECORD REVIEW IVE READ TODAY

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THAT SUCKED
KTHXBYE.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF

It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

What's wrong with it? I get it -- he thinks it's their best album, they've found their own voice, etc. Makes me wanna hear it -- especially the mellotron thing. The only thing is maybe the last word should be "riffage" not "riff"?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

he doesnt really WRITE about the record. its all horse shit.

and what he does write about it (the last paragraph), is slighting and completly RONG.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

what is a fake mellotron????

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

a melon with a lotr boxed set stuck inside.
m.

msp (msp), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST JOKE EVER

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

....whats nose gold?

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.grossology.org/pics/booger.gif

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OH.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

NOSE GOLD = POST MODERNISM

DOPESMOKER (smile), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what's post modernism?
m.

msp (msp), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.praeventionsspektakel.de/assets/images/fits_breakdance.gif

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ddb wins

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed

DOPESMOKER (smile), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

speaking of boogers... pickle bar inhabitants... how would my kid have a larger snot/booger crust patch in the middle of his back?

how does a booger get in the middle of your back?
m.

msp (msp), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

does he get picked on at school?

kids are mean :(

OR he could have had to sneeze and, lacking tissues, he quickly whipped his shirt off and wiped the snots on the back.

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

in bed maybe?

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm thinking the bed option... OR similar to ian's idea, another kid might've wiped his nose on him innocently. he's at a pretty innocentish age. they push eachother and stuff ... but don't always get why. two-years old is kinda funny like that. kinda like "when animals attack!!"

the owl goes, "hoo!"
m.

msp (msp), Thursday, 2 December 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that george smith fellow doesn't like bands who scream i think

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah he totally slags the vocals...and the vocals on the new record are like super rad party fun time.

PLAY ONE JESUS LIZARD.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

From the Guardian: The Coral here reaffirm that they're one of the few white-boy guitar bands who can rock and roll

gasp/argh

mitya, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

uhhh...

bb, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

The UK's ear for music is seriously fucked.

David R., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

Of course I've had it in the ear before...

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)


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