Confucius jokes

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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confucius say, he who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!
Confucius say, he who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say, To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago)

and it's deep, too!

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago)

Confucius say, baseball funny game. How can man walk with four balls?

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)

these "jokes" are worse than tim ellison's

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

your "mom" is worse than tim ellison's

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

"worse"

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/dsummzzz/How%20women%20view%20men1.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

rip

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Confucius say, man who finger girl on period get caught red-handed.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Confucius say, man who walk with hands in pants feel cocky!

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up!

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

my dad told me those

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

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