TS: INVENTING ELABORATE MYTHOLOGY ABOUT YOUR CAT VS. YOUR COMPUTER

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my other external hd is herb and my computer is paloma. they're in a relationship.

and neither of them are going to like sir twilligyns, but at least he gets the job done.

― Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Sunday, 26 December 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO IS SIR TWILLIGYNS?

my cats mythology is not very elaborate, nor is it really mythology. more like a soap opera.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 26 December 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

SIR TWILLIGYNS IS THE 250 GIG EXTERNAL DISK WHO IS A PATERNAL FIGURE

― Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Sunday, 26 December 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

wait- who is the cat?

― Holly (an appletross), Sunday, 26 December 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

jon doesn't have cats, he has corgis.

i have THREE CATS when i'm in rhode island and NONE when i'm in new york. it is BLEAK.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 26 December 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ian why don't you get a kitty? if i lived off campus i would get a kitty.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 26 December 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a cat. she is marvelous.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 27 December 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

my roomies are allergic to kitties. it SUXOR.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 27 December 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew a guy who named his hard drives but he only gave them girls' names.
Jon's are named Herb and Sir Somethingorother. WHAT DOES THIS IMPLY?

Yeah and Paloma but that's the drummer for the Raincoats.

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Monday, 27 December 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If my cat makes it to the summer, he is going to have his bar mitzvah because he will be 13. Also, he's Jewish.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 27 December 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

JUST TO CLEAR THINGS UP THAT IS SOME GIRL I KNOW NOT ME. MY HARD DRIVES ARE NAMED AFTER MAGNETIC FIELDS AND CAN SONGS

― Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Monday, 27 December 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

nathan jr. once told me, he said, "meow, meow, purr."

it was then that for the first time i realized that he had a really hard time typing. that was such a moving experience. how blind i had been! i mean, it was like finding out my dad was gay or something. the reason nathan jr is never on AIM is because he can't type.

fuck. and here i thought he had been avoiding me because of the time with the bottle rockets and tuna sandwich.

10 call break_one_heart
20 throw = parts - into + ocean
30 goto 10
40 call insert_head_into_ass

― msp #2, Friday, 31 December 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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