I AM TEH CUTTY

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

it's so tru

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

GAYARD ST.!.!.!.!.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yancey, we might even have the same girlfriend?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

could be! cutty do you like football? maybe we should watch the jets game in the hood.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

what is "foot ball"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

is m4tt p0nd as lame as i think he is? he used to work at the OXYGEN WOMYNS NETWORK YOU KNOW

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

that's probably where he did all he research to write those songs. he has zero personality.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend of mine was his boss there and said he was lame-o. and at vh1 her assistant was ultragrrl, who she fired!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

my brother worked at oxygen when it just started up.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, does M477 P0ND PA...live with that crazy eyed stalker girl?

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh the good times had at the bayard boys house

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

what does crazy-eyed stalker girl look like?? i think she's dating a friend of mine!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

is she a lesbianica?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

nah...she is just weird. she used to come over to cutty's and just stare. then i would see her everywhere, she'd be all awkward and shit. she's just a tweaker. she's nice and we are probably talking bout 2 different gals. (i hope so)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

her name is l4ur3n s1lb3rm4n

i think she may have moved? i'm not sure who lives on the second floor anymore besides patt mond.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

poor ultra. she gets so much shit all the time but she's actually one of the nicest ppl i've met in recent years.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

btw she had the mad crush on ddb

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(not ultra, my old neighbor)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

EEK!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

billieburg is funny.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/54644942.html

MC with New York for New Yorkers? - 28
Reply to: anon-54644942@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-01-06, 10:44AM EST

Dear fellow New Yorkers -

This year, I have decided to become more politically active in our fair city, to face some of the issues that impact our lives every day and to take a stand against them, in whatever way I can. Since I am ineligible to run for public office due to my criminal record, I must act in the ways granted to every citizen - by sending messages to our elected leaders, by voting along the issues, and by organizing my fellow citizens to do the same.

My first cause of the New Year is the 2005 NEW YORK CITY VISITOR BEHAVIOR INITIATIVE. This initiative, in response to certain actions by the city that blatantly favor tourists over residents (proposed MTA fare hikes on one-month cards, used by comuters, to stabilize prices on one-day "fun passes" uses by tourists, for example), will present an additional revenue stream for the city by levying a system of fines upon visitors whose behavior physically or mentally affects the lives of people who live and work in New York. For example:

$500 fine per person for eating at a restaraunt that they could have eaten at at home (Olive Garden, Appelbee's, Wendy's, et cetera).

$500 fine for visiting the WTC site, $1000 fine per piece of merchandise purchased there.

All non-food merchandise sold within a 6-block radius of Times Square will bear a 30% sales tax.

Some of the funds raised by this program will be earmarked for educational initiatives, such as a mandatory 20-minute walking class given to all disembarking passengers who fail to show a NY State ID card at JFK, LaGuardia or Newark (if the state of New Jersey agrees) - covering proper pace and group arrangement on sidewalks, clearing doorways and subway turnstiles to let people through, et cetera.

I am planning a PUBLIC PROTEST the first Saturday in February. Please email me if you would like to participate - and please feel free to post your additional ideas for this initiative here.

this is in or around NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

54644942

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

1 ARCADE FIRE TICKET -- LADY'S ONLY
Reply to: anon-54432227@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-01-04, 4:44PM EST

Hey, ladies! I've got one Arcade Fire ticket left for Irving Plaza and I'm willing to give it up -- for free! Here's the deal:

I am a straight-up, totally normal white dude. Hedge Fund wizard by day, Spuds McKenzie by night!!! :) I'm in pretty damn good shape, if I do say so myself -- hit NYRC at least three times a week! 29 years old, brown hair, brown eyes and a sparkling smile!

I am NOT looking for sex. Just a fun, ATTRACTIVE lady who wants to accompany me to the concert, maybe dance with me during said concert, and go out for at least 1 (one) drink post-show. In other words, if you're just planning on ditching me during the show this is not going to work -- it happened to me at the Strokes show at MSG theater so I'm going to be pretty vigilant about this. In other words, I WILL be accompanying you to the lady's room if and when you decide to powder your nose. (Not saying I'll follow you INTO the ladies room, natch -- unless you'd be into that!!! Just kidding!!!) I hope this doesn't come off as overly anal, it's just that I've been treated really bad in the past and want to have a GOOD TIME AT THIS SHOW!!! These guys are so sweet and I need to just have a fun night out, what with the Tsunami (HORRIBLE!) and the dollar devaluing (UH-OH)!
God, this post is way too long, I know, but I just wanted to set the parameters for this FREE ticket so we're both totally on the same page. So if you're an attractive lady who wants to have fun at probably the most RIPPIN' concert of 2005, and not just cut and run after the show but humor me with at least 1 (one) drink, maybe at Crowbar or Bungalow 5, just email me with a photo attached. Doesn't have to be full body pic, but, ya know, couldn't hurt! ;)
I'll be letting people know by next week!
RAWK!!

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

WHEN I AM IN NYC I AM GOING TO EAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME APPELBEES

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

there's an applebee's on flatbush here in brooklyn.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ILL EAT THAT TOO

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

29 years old, brown hair, brown eyes and a sparkling smile!

hpencil? is that you?

ALSO:
humor me with at least 1 (one) drink
MUST BE A NOIZE DUDE

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone wanna watch football in bk on saturday for reals?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i think hstencil is the only one who like the sports

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i love the realistic hair on those balls
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), January 6th, 2005 3:45 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

no caitlin, i am broke, and don't give a fuck about that douchebag band. but i'd love to work at a hedge fund.

yanc3, i'm totally up for football anytime, 'xcept i'm going out of town this weekend. i'm thinking of having a super bowl party at my house, tho. will keep y'all posted.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

but jorel you have a sparkling smilee

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://superman.ws/fos/themovie/images/jor-el.gif

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

and go out for at least 1 (one) drink post-show.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

fair enuf.

also, cutty, i didn't do it but look at [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] -- you happy now??

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't really drink anymore.

yanc3 you don't want to watch the football with your unemployed pal?

oh, btw, if the steelers make it in (and I hope they do) d0ug m0sur0ck is having a big blowout party at his place. he's gonna make a leg of lamb.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i do wanna watch futbol with you jorel! you just said you were going out of town. on sunday i am WATCHING FOOTBALL ON HDTV AND PLAYING TEH POKER. HEAVEN.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

dude playoffs start on SATURDAY.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

YES I AM HAPPY YANCEY.

ALSO - YOU HAVE BEEN EDITED FOR CONTENT.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

what the fuck is a hedge fund?
[HEDGE.JPG]

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hedge funds are basically private investment fund groups, sort of like mutual funds but not nearly as regulated, and their clients are the super-wealthy. they are called hedge funds mainly because of their "hedging" of their positions, though i'm not sure if that's something exclusive to those kinds of funds (i doubt it, nobody wants to get screwed no matter how big they are). a good friend of mine is an economist at one, pulls down the big bux and lives in a swanky apt. bastard.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

you get to "eva braun" yet??

and i know they start saturday, stence!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

well wtf d00d i'm leaving town on SUNDAY so I can WATCH ONE PLAYOFFS on SATURDAY (at least till about 7:30 pm) unless you have to like hang out with your girl or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

NICE HAIR CUTTY

http://metalsludge.com/main/modules/subjects/pages/ExposedPaulStanleySchoolPicture.jpg

NICE HAIRCUTTY

― Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Friday, 7 January 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

so who wants to have drinxxx at daddy's soon?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I THINK I MAY POSSIBLY GET DRINX TONIGHT WITH DDB'ER

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that Arnaldo Baptista?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

no it's farkin PAUL STANLEY

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet!

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i had plans last nite. what about 2nite? i was sposed to hang out in the city, but this weather makes me wanna hang out in my hood.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU MISSED PURE UNADULTERATED WASTEREDNESS.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY WAS SHIT HAUSED

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ALSO ROFFLEHAUSED

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE HAUS

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i got wastereded too and now have the hangover shits. hottt!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yanc3y, tonight i'm not sure of my drinking capability because of how krunked i was last night, and my plans for tomorrow night.

BUT MAYBE THE THIRST WILL ARRIVE.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

or ARISE.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss drinks at daddy's!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

so many nights of wasteredness started, or ended, or inbetweened there. sigh.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

we miss you!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

we might get to have noize drinx in february. it's so not definite, though.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

WICK'IT

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i have NEVER been to Daddy's

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

no you haven't!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

daddy's is great for the fireplace alone. plus the curved shape of the bar rules.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.