My English Professor's a HACK

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started this class yesterday. the professor described himself as "a struggling author" and gave us little cards advertising the children's novel he wrote, "Jaspers Castle". he then proceeded to tell us the story for his upcoming (for adults) novel. IT WAS THE STUPIDEST STORY IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

apparently he has a CD too!

http://www.jasperscastle.com

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

That book looks awful.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Once inside the door, a thrilling adventure begins"

C/D: Door as euphemism for anus.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

rollie pollies in a legislative meeting?!?!?! wtf?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Children’s Quotes:

"A captivating book that hooks you with astounding suspense and doesn't let go until you're caught.”
– Caroline Hansley

"... a magical mixture of Potter and A Wrinkle in Time."
– Kim Childs

"That was the swiftest 318 pages I've ever ridden."
– Caroline Clements

"I've already asked Mr. Mullinax for the first ticket to the movie's
premiere!"
– Dallas Skeele

"Adventure and mystery are the bare bones of Jasper's Castle... I
recommend it... terrific!"
– Stephen Kloepfer

"Once inside the basement door, Jasper, Wendel, and Victoria kept me on the edge."
– Katy Jellema

"Imagine Yalhril's placing three goofy guards on a gate that's suppose to be a deathtrap... and they survive!!"
– Chaz Hughes

― and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

IMAGINE IT!!

― max, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

this same prof fell asleep in a bi-lo parking lot and we almost didn't have class that day

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm almost tempted to order his CD.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jasperscastle.com/images/mouse_runs35722.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jasperscastle.com/images/knight_maiden_holding_h5728.gif

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

The car began to climb the crest, as the castle gradually seemed to appear out of the ground like an outdoor stage on an escalator.Jasper’s mouth increased its opening as his eyes enlarged in a frozen, staring position.Wendel sat forward, moving Jasper over a little.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

nooo

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jasperscastle.com/images/Buy_now.gif

― Electronic Bugaloo, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

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