IF I RIDE MY BIKE FOR TOO LONG I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS

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― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

HA. MY TAINT HURTS USUALLY. BUT THE PENIS IS COOLIS.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

MY TAINT IS FINE. BUT I LOSE PENIS HEAD FEELINGS!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK, PERFECT TIME TO MAKE GIRLY SEX JOKE. RUINED!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

picture #2 is a j3ff r4mir3z original!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

PENIS HEAD FEELINGS!

MENTALISM.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Can other people feel your penis?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

depends who it is.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

aren't there countless studies linking impotence with cycling?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING THAT UP....

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck that, i was impotent once, for two weeks, and i think it was because of my girlfriend's hairy vagina!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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― msp (msp), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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― S!monB!rch (Carey), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/04/health/nutrition/04bike.html?incamp=article_popular

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

you are special

― Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 10 (nor, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

well what the hell did you think was gonna happen if you crush your balls

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

better distance?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

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― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

"I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS ANYMORE!!!!!"

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

you just ruined the thread! happy?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

delighted!

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

hey now

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

tingly pins & needles sensation in the penis area c/d?? heyo

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

this happens to me too

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

my vag i mean! i can't feel my vag!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

CAUGHT

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

well i mean i can't feel my penis either, but mainly it's because i don't have one not because i am on a bike

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

i never get numb. EVER.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, unless i've been riding my bike for a long time.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

no it doesn't get numb, i'm making this up. i just have to adjust my seat then it will not hurt at all. i have a man-seat, for people with balls. it came with it.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

i have a man-seat, for people with balls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

My pedals are making my toes numb, that's all I'm sayin'.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

once, this winter, i hopped off my bike after riding for 15 miles or so and nearly got a BONER from all the blood rushing back to YOU KNOW WHERE*

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

*MY PENIS

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

At least it was winter & you weren't wearing itty bitty shorts.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

OH, WE'VE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES HERE BROZ. SOME REAL GOOD TIMES.

― BROSTALGIC FOR THE VERSE (ddb), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

wondered if i shoulda put this link in this thread instead
http://worldnakedbikeride.org/

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Oh look, a whole bunch of people whose bikes I will never, ever borrow.

― Dan (THE HORROR, THE HORROR) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

if you do, just make sure not to wear white pants

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

is there a recommended seat for minimal numbness & butt sweat

― am0n (am0n), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hobsonseats.com/images/prod_easy_side.jpg

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― am0n (am0n), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

This happened to me! I thought I needed to adjust! And nothing worked! Thank god it was only my dick going numb!

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

IS YR SEAT TOO HIGH?

THAT CAN BE IT TOO

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

You're somehow putting too much pressure on your pudental(sp?) nerves.
You can not put that pressure there and not have this happen or you have two options:
Steroid innjections and stupid hemmeroid seats
OR
accupuncture.

I suggest 1 or 3.
2 is annoying, moderately painful, and doesn't actually work.

Also, you'll have excruciating ball pain within a year if you don't stop irritating the nerves.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

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― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

IS YR SEAT TOO HIGH?

YES. handlebars are also too low. can't raise them because brake cables need to be longer. can't put seat down because post needs shortening by hacksaw. its going in for a tune-up so hopefully they can remedy both (this is a newly acquired bike. selling my other one)

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

― cutty, Friday, 13 November 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

what a time

― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Friday, 13 November 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

i still lol at PENIS IS COOLIS

― jeff, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

― cutty, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

i still lol at penis head feelings

― cutty, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

this happened to me on a stationary bike and I jumped off of it and was all panicked

I thought I killed my penis

It was ok

― mh, Thursday, 23 June 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

eight years pass...

Merry Christmas

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

great revive

― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 14:22 (six years ago)

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