CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE WEIRDER DESCENDENTS SONGS PLEASE?

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Ice Man?!?!?!?!

Hurtin Crue?!?!?!*

*1420 was Milo's SAT score (in 1984, pre-adjusted for before it got super easy and everyone you knew were getting 1600s).

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

HURTIN CRU ISNT WEIRD.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 10 February 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

"I AM BETTER THAN YOU
YOU ARE PIECE OF POO... CA-CA!!!"

milo aukerman, hallraker live

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

hallraker live be mine favorite...

ice man ruleth!
m.

― msp (msp), Thursday, 10 February 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

When did the SAT get adjusted, gygax?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 10 February 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

tests before may 1988 were on the old scale

― dan (dan), Thursday, 10 February 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

i got a perfect score on the math section

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

were you home-schooled?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I went to Catholic school for 9 years then Quaker school.

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Did it have meetings where everybody stood silently and just meditated, alone with their thoughts, for ten minutes or so? My friend went to a Quaker school where that was how each day started.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

i got a perfect score on the math section

-- he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (jonathan.william...), February 10th, 2005 11:35 AM. (ex machina)

but did you get it pre-1988? ;-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Did they make the GRE easier at some point too?

More about Quaker school plz jon

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

hey drew st. francis used to have like a moment of silence or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

omg gaygax! you posted my ip address!!!!

i bet i could get an 800 pre 88' as well

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

quaker school was ok -- students = rich ass hats!

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

I got a perfect storm on the math section.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

didn't Jeremy go to school with you JW?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

yea! and so did andrew l r.... Ian's final high school was just down the street.

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

http://sg.yimg.com/xp/afp/20050211/2639215025.jpg

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

i had to take a shit during my sats and i feel it really hurt my scores

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

your sores?

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

THE SONGS ON ENJOY ARE WEIRD DESCENDENTS SONGS.

ENJOY = GYGAX CANON!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 10 February 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I was grounded by my parents and missed the Descendents show back in the day. : (

I got to see ALL the next year instead. : (

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Someone defended "Everything Sucks" to me the other day. UGH

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

MUG MUG MUG

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

MEDIOCRE

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

MR BASS LIES WAITING IN HIS KELPY ROOM

not weird at all.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

ORGOFART:

"LET'S GO TO MRS. GOOCH'S AND GET SOME APRICOTS!!!"

NOIZE OR NOT OH WHATEVER?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

my SAT math score:

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

my English score very good though was, very good?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 February 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Someone defended "Everything Sucks" to me the other day. UGH

i defend the last two decendents records.

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.skratchmagazine.com/bandimages/INTdescendents.jpg

old

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

Have I told my Descendents story on the PIckle board yet?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

please do!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

When i undergradded at UCSD, Milo was PhD-candidate-ing in molecular bio. My friend BB and I went to his office hours and goofed off with him, he was really funny. He left the next year for UW-Madison (???), BB and i wish we dropped in on him more (although he probably didn't).
Yes, i still listen to and love the Descendents.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 7th, 2003 1:25

UCSD was the "college" that "milo [went] to"... At ALL shows in San Diego, Milo would come up and do at least 30 minutes of Descendents material. Great guy, really nice and funny and he helped me on a lab assignment once!!! :-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

"Decendents"

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

SORRY I MISSPELLED IT GRAMMAR FAG

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 11 February 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

Gygax! - - you took BIOCHEM?!?!

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

OCHEM dude.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

ORGOFARTY

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

I didn't know you went to UCSD! I finished there in '92.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Muir College, '90-'93. We were co-students for 2 years TIM!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

I sort of didn't know what I was doing when I applied when I was a senior in high school and I ended up in Revelle College. (I don't remember--maybe I thought I would challenge myself or something.)

YOU WEREN'T "THE JOLT GUY" WERE YOU (THE GUY IN THE ARMY JACKET WHO WOULD CARRY AROUND A TWO LITER BOTTLE OF JOLT ALL THE TIME)?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

"SORRY I MISSPELLED IT GRAMMAR FAG"

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

"tests before may 1988 were on the old scale"

it must have changed some since as well. theres a written part now, right? in 92 or so that wasnt the case

― noizem duke (noize duke), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

YOU WEREN'T "THE JOLT GUY" WERE YOU (THE GUY IN THE ARMY JACKET WHO WOULD CARRY AROUND A TWO LITER BOTTLE OF JOLT ALL THE TIME)?

-- Tim Ellison (timejeanne...), February 11th, 2005 2:34 PM. (Tim Ellison)

BWAHAHAHA!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 January 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://theimaginaryworld.com/milto07.jpg

― titty sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 12 January 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.vans.com/descendents/descendents_buildout.html

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 July 2006 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Saturday, 8 July 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

the eyes following yr mouse pointer is a nice touch.

― hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork (haitch), Saturday, 8 July 2006 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

really weird

― Arial Pink (account), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

CUZ I'VE BEEN READIN THEM BASSING BOOKS

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

should I spend $50 on a pair of shoes that I would never even think of wearing?

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6757/media1081521uq.gif

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Saturday, 8 July 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

"Coolidge" vs. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle:

I'm not a cool guy anymore,
as if I ever was before...
I took a look at all the signs
then rolled it over in my mind.
The feelings I could not release
became a bitter part of me.
What was I thinking of?
It couldn't stay the way it was.

I looked at my reflection
and I saw a stranger's face.
I saw where I was going a
and I had to walk away.

I lost a girl, it's just as well.
She tried to save me from myself.
I've still got her on my mind,
tossing and turning in my bed.
But if she had stayed another week,
I would have dragged her down with me.
She took it 'til she had enough,
Is that what I thought love was?

I told her "see you later",
but it's hard to see at all
at the bottom of the barrel
with your back against the wall.

Well I'm not a cool guy anymore
left it behind me, then locked the door.
I know you can't escape the past,
now I look back and have to laugh!
I was my worst enemy
it almost got the best of me.
What was I thinking of?
It couldn't stay the way it was.

I looked up one day and saw it was up to me:
you can only be a victim if you admit defeat.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

I listened to "Fat" and "I Don't Want to Grow Up" on the train last night.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

your voice is a bell that massages my mind

― you want pastrami? (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 August 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

Coolidge:

http://www.nba.com/media/white_shadow_coolidge.jpg

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 18 August 2006 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Theme"

discus.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Wish I could die
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
Wish I could die

I just died

Terminal boredom

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

Descendents Theme
As appears on: "I don't want to grow up"

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G: ------5------------------ ------5----16-15-14-13---------
D: --5h7---7=-7-6-4--------- --5h7---7/---------------------
A: 6---------------7-0-3-4-5 -6---------------------0-3-4-5-
E: ------------------------- -------------------------------

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G: -----5-----------------------------------------------------
D: -5h7---7=-77678-9999-9999-9-7-6-----------6-7-6------------
A: 6-------------------------------9-7777-7-9-----9-7-6-------
E: -----------------------------------------------------9-7777

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G: ------------------------- ---------------------------
D: ---------6-7-6----------- ---------------------------
A: ----6-7-9-----9-7-6------:(repeat x2) ---------------------7-7777
E: 7-9----------------9-7777 7-7777-7-7777-9-9999-------

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(on third time around, skip to outro)
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G: ------------------ -------------------
D: ------------------ ----------7-77-77-7
A: ------------------ 5-55-55-5----------
E: 3-33-33-35-55-55-5:(repeat x3) -------------------

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G: 6-4----------------------------------4---------------
D: ----7-6-4-44-44-4-6-7-6-------5-55-5--5-4-0---------- (first time )
A: -----------------------2-22-22--------------3-7-77-77 (7777-7777-7)
E: -----------------------------------------------------

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Repeat from beginning
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G: (second time) -99-77-66-------------
D: ----------99-7-6------
A: -----------------9-7-6
E: ----------------------

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Repeat from beginning
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outro
G: ---------------------------------------22-44-2=-
D: --------22----------22---------22-44-55---------
A: 22-44-55---22-44-55---22-44-55------------------
E: ------------------------------------------------

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(instrumental)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 August 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Qua quaaaa quaaaaa qua

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

For some reason I always find it really amusing to hear Descendents songs blaring over a bar's jukebox

I have never encountered Milo, but back in the day Karl, Stephen, and Bill seemed like sweethearts when I met them

― dell, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

Once knew a girl who had the baby and title on her forearm. Somehow I did not ask her to marry me.
http://zero.co.nz/music/images/d/Descendents%20-%20I%20Don

― milo z, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

"ALL!"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 26 June 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

no, all.

― dell, Thursday, 26 June 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

What genre of music does "All-o-gistics" fall into?

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 26 June 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

frank navetta died. ;_;

― elan, Monday, 3 November 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

that fucking sucks :-( RIP

― human cactus (latebloomer), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

FUCK.

― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 3 November 2008 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

:-(

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RIP

― joe the interneter (jeff), Monday, 3 November 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

the intro to bikeage rules hard forever because of you frank

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 3 November 2008 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

where the fuck is my copy of milo goes to college

― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 3 November 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

What genre of music does "All-o-gistics" fall into?
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:07 AM (2 years ago)

also, I deleted "Days of Blood" today, in my recent tradition of pruning shitty final tracks from radical records. What a piece o caca.

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

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