In the shower why not blow your nose in your hand

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― Ol' Muck and Mire (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

especially cuz the steam always makes my noise run anways!

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i can get a lot of congestion out this way!

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

a winter time must.
m.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

this happened ot me in line at starbucks yesterday. that's what i get fro going to starbucks.

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

im gona gob smoke my mucus

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, of course. i also do this inadvertently while swimming laps. when you breathe out your nose underwater, who knows what magical things will happen.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

especially cuz the steam always makes my noise run anways!

nice typo

― Tito JaXoN (JasonD), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

In the shower why not blow your load in your hand

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what I thought the thread title was too . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's fun to stand in the back of the tub and try to hit the drain.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

jerking off in the shower is gross cuz then semen gets all gluey and sticks to ones unsuspecting body.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

gross, ian.

anyway, i always blow my nose in my hand in the shower, what is so weird about this?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 February 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it is rarely talked about in public.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 14 February 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

a) it is because the police wear blue, not orange
b) it is because the first man mentioned not knowing Richard but then called him by his nickname
c) it is because all diners must close at 2am
d) a and b
e) a and c
f) none of the above

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 14 February 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i always shoot for the drane, dudes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i have the same problem with snot in the shower that ian does with loadz

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

what is drane is

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

i got so much fuckin gross mucus out of my face this morning!

― ian, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

I did that yesterday

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

bar snot

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

neti pot solves all lifes problems

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

i think i am going to get one!

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 November 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

pew pew

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Outside the shower why not blow your nose in your hand then wash your hand?

― Heave Ho, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

why not study snot-rocketeering under chinese master?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

secret society of snot rocketeers

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

why not build snot-powered nuclear reactor?

― Heave Ho, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

snot possible

― Mr. Que, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

just stand outside the canal st @ lafayette station for 15 minutes if you don't know what I mean

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

pieuw pieuw

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

if i'm going to be racist against anyone it will be the chinese

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

racist? really?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

hey who knows how many power plants fueled by turkey shit there are in the the UK and Minnesota

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

aren't you saying that the chinese are a snotty people? or are there hard statistics involved?

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'm saying that during my 3 years living in chinatown, i had never seen before, nor have seen since, so much snot disposed of without aid of tissues.

more of an observed cultural behavior, not much to do with race.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

I wouldn't feel bad about snotting in chinatown

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

BROKEN WINDOW THEORY.

― ian, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

RESPECT YOUR ENVIRONMENT PEOPLE.

― ian, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

it's called fucking chinatown

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

i took a few 20th century chinese lol-comp lit classes in college and snot rockets are a reoccurring theme, along with cannibalism of infants. the chinese magical realism is so sick and violent and awesome, i like it way more than the s. american.

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

there's three in britain and one coming online for the twin cities

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

i know their is an asian ear wax gene (it is DRY and not gunky) but know nothin bout the snot

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

BROKEN WINDOW THEORY.
-- ian, Monday, November 5, 2007 9:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
RESPECT YOUR ENVIRONMENT PEOPLE.
-- ian, Monday, November 5, 2007 9:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

YES. KEEP YR GARBAGE TIDY (LIKE TEH PORTUGUESE.)

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

wait omg is that racist??? cutty help

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

all i'm saying is i've seen a few stand-up comedians and black people talking in movie theaters was a reoccuring theme ;)

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I saw this guy go to spit snot on the sidewalk and it blew back onto his shirt. It was a quiet moment of triumph for me.

― bnw, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

themes in stand-up comedy vs themes in literature vs observed life experiences.

i don't go to movies enough to have an opinion about talking in theaters. morbius to thread.

― ian, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

so wait is the whole concept of "comparative literature" or "ethnomusicology" racist?

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh come on, everything is racist

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

and sexist

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

and sizist

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

cutty, do you ever snot rocket on yr bike?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

people from EAST africa make music like *THIS*

but people from WEST africa, they make music like *THIS*

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i blow so many snot rockets on the bike! very satisfying ones

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

when you can actually see the rocket flying through the air behind you, smiles!

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

how do you ensure that all the snot leaves the nose and you don't get a trailing strand whipping aorund

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

This morning I blew a gnarly bikeback snot rocket coming around this corner and this cute girl who wasn't there a moment before totally saw the whole thing...and giggled!

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

^^ this is tricky, you need a forceful pneumatic exhale and even then you are not safe

xpost

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

i used to not be good at it actually--it has to do with the force and velocity of the rocket. make sure the other nostril is closed and reach deep inside your soul. then eject rocket.

maybe you should consult ancient chinese snot rocket master of canal and lafayette?

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

One of the most disappointing feelings is when you launch a like PATRIOT MILSSILE snot rocket and you get that pressure-loosening effect in your inner skull cavity but then your nose fills right back up to clogging w/in 5 seconds and everything sounds like it's drowning in peanut butter again.

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

that goes against everything the snot rocket stands for

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

off the bike i don't know how often i would attempt a snot rocket

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

i like when you can hear the snot rocket impact 20 feet behind you

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

i had a boyfriend who taught me how to do this on bikes
i am just no good at it though even though by rights i should be i mean it's not like i have a small unpowerful nose. i think i just do not have a great capacity for snot (except when sick obv but then that just gets into uncontrollable and gross territory esp when on bike omg no wld not attempt)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

i mean what i mean is
boys r gross

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

i don't care what anyone does in the shower as long as i am not in there with them.

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

to thread: story told by my HS teacher about his friend peeing on his wife in the shower.

― ian, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

shower nose blowing is awesome until you really get into it, then do it mid-winter and have an explosive nosebleed when you blow. giiiiiant red blotch on the shower curtain

― mh, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

"mid winter"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

yow this thread just keeps pushing the envelopes

― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Asian's don't have snot, they shoot powder out of their noses

― Heave Ho, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

if you are getting explosive nosebleeds in the winter buy a humidifier, god

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Or stop doing so much blow.

― nickalicious, Monday, 5 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

it always looks like an abortion in the shower

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

*gushing*

― bell_labs, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

nose abortion maybe

― cutty, Monday, 5 November 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

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