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Dood, that discharge gag was all ROFFS, your album cover choices are bragable...so can you party?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Cutty thinks you grew up with marilyn manson...but he grew up with public enemy (i.e. Billy Joel)...can u set the record straight?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

I grew up with:

The Beach Boys
The Beatles
The Turtles
My dad's mix tapes
Beverly Hills Cop OST
Top Gun OST
Cocktail OST

honorable mentions: Footloose, the Prince Batman soundtrack (i used to clean my room to it), and disney story-time tape thingies

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

oh, I almost totally forgot: GHOSTBUSTERS OST

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

i think its more accurate to say i grew up with white zombie than manson!

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

No doodish...WHERE? CUTTY, LIKE BILLY JOEL IS FROM LONG ISLAND.....LATEBLOOMER, LIKE ________ is FROM _____________!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

OOOOOOHHHH ok i suck at analogies!

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

shit i moved around so many places as a kid i couldn't say!

I'll just say that I, Latebloomer, like...Hootie and the Blowfish? is from South Carolina (since I've lived here the longest).

I never lived in Ohio or Florida like Manson!

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

my grandparents live in Venice, Florida!

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

I should've said the Death Metal band Nile instead of hootie

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

SO. YOU ARE SUPERCHUNK?

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

SHIT. I THINK I JUST FUCKED UP MY CAROLINAS.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

GAMECOCK?

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

thats like Chapel Hill which is in North Carolina not South Carolina

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah Gamecocks

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

i love those shirts that say "GO COCKS", especially when little kids are wearing them!

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

thats like Chapel Hill which is in North Carolina not South Carolina

-- latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (posercore24...), February 17th, 2005.

that was refferring to the Superchunk mention

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

EEK, SORRY BROSEPH.

ANYWAY.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

hahahhaha

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

YOU EVER RIDE A SKATEBOARD?...cause thatz my bag.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

yeah i suckkkkkkk at sating, so i always used to tape my brother doing it. i was a movie geek. i made a half hour skate documentary epic.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

RAD.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

yeah it had all my heart-pounding skate music like minor threat set against my bro not doing all his tricks very well.

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

RATEBROOMER

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Thursday, 17 February 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Dear latebloomer,

How has early exposure to the film Cocktail influenced the person you are today?

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Thursday, 17 February 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Dear Sonny,

I never saw the movie itself in its entirety, but the Cocktail soundtrack has indeed vastly shaped my psyche, track by riveting track.

1. Wild Again - Starship

Because of this song, I always know to treasure my youth and the quest for fun.

2. Powerful Stuff - The Fabulous Thunderbirds

"She walks down the street a-knockin' 'em dead
Store window dummies even turn their heads
Sho' 'nuff, powerful stuff
When I saw her I burned my black book
Made a blind man take a second look
Sho' 'nuff I think I'm in love and thats Powerful Stuff

Naugahide skirt, black stacked heels
Red copper hair, dig the wig it's unreal
Sho' 'nuff, powerful stuff
Ole man Atlas holding up the world
He'd drop everything for that girl
Sho' 'nuff. I think I'm in love and it's Powerful Stuff

Her hip shakin' whip snakin' cooked my goose
I tell you that babe shes a fine papoose.
I love her mind, but here's the deal
She's got the kind of girl who rides the manmobile

She opens her eyes and turns on the juice
Pullin' like a magnet and she don't turn loose
Sho' 'nuff, powerful stuff
When she starts rockin'
Dont touch that dial
She's a hundred-mega-kilowatt
Woman child
Sho' 'nuff I think I'm in love
Think I'm in love-I think im in love
And that's powerful stuff"

Being exposed to this song led to my heterosexuality. I would've been totally gay if it wasn't for this song (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

3. Since When - Robbie Nevil

I am very absent minded and forgetful, and it's this songs fault!

4. Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin

I learned the healing power of denial and willful ignorance from this song.

5. Hippy Hippy Shake - The Georgia Satellites

I believe the "hippy hippy shake" is a reference to the children of the 60's whose incessant drug use led to nervous disorders. This served as a cautionary tale for myself as a youngster.

6. Kokomo - The Beach Boys

This song formed the basis of my avoidant, escapist tendencies.

7. Rave On - John Mellencamp

Many years after first hearing this I learned that it was a cover of a Buddy Holly song, and not a rockin' Mellencamp original. Illusions were shattered, and a part of me died. But I learned a lesson about never taking your assumptions for granted.

8. All Shook Up - Ry Cooder

I already knew this was an Elvis song, so my precious little world hadn't been rocked yet (still, it was disconcerting to see it enacted in a "Happy Days" episode once). The balming effect of Mr. Cooder's rendition, however, helped me deal with the pressures of long car trips with my siblings.

9. Oh, I Love You So - Preston Smith

I always imagined the Dunkin Donuts guy singing this. In a hawaian shirt. I always confused him with the Micromachines guy, too. I was a weird kid.

10. Tutti Frutti - Little Richard

I learned to distrust Pat Boone from this song!

So, as you can see, the Cocktail soundtrack has greatly influenced who I am today.

Hope that answered your question!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002H6A.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

THAT SOUNDTRACK WOULD LEAD ME INTO THE WARM EMBRACE OF SCIENTOLOGY TOO!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cnnsi.com/events/1996/olympics/daily/aug4/images/scientology.jpg

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

THATS A SWEET SET OF SCIENTOLOGIES!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.scientologyhandbook.org/img/p148.jpg

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO THE LINKIN PARK IMAGE PERCHANCE?

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/6654/linkinparkangst2yv.jpg

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I FOUND IT BUT THANKS BROSEPH

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 14 April 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

dear latebloomer:

how do you survive in this town?!
the traffic on woodruff rd alone is killing me!

best,
tehresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 14 April 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

dear tehresa,

i don't have a car, so i let other people get road rage!

but yeah, people here drive like nutters.

regardz,

teh broomer

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

to vahid:

i don't think my human brain remembers the parts that are in other dimensions. my astral self might, but he is often hijacked by a pirate signal from arctic canada. i think someone from there might be using me as a conduit to some wicked end.

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

dear latebloomer,

so I went and saw 'naked lunch' and now i wonder if cronenberg takes things wayyyy too seriously & is not really all that good. am i wrong?

cheers
-d g

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 15 April 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

dear DG

well, i like Naked Lunch. it's not his best, i suppose. and i can't compare it to the book, which i haven't read. but i really dont think he takes stuff too seriously at all! there is a rather grim seriousness to the underlying story of NL, being that the film is about addiction and and guilt. but i'd say there's plenty of humor, though its not smirky, wink-wink humor. its more out of the characters and the absurdity of the situations the protagonist finds himself in.

i mean...typewriters with anuses begging for bug powder?

Now with Crash you might have a case. That's an icy film even by Cronenberg's standards.

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

crash! yeah but the score is great. i saw it in the theater as part of a film series & then later I think, uh, outside of the realm of cahiers du cinema that's such a big WTF. I think I read somewhere he said there was no possible way to film it w/o taking it totally seriously.

ok maybe the problem with cronenberg for me now is when stuff like the typewriter shows up I just wanna say OH NO YOU DIDNT

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah crash has an incredible score, absolutely. howard shore rules.

i tend to love OTT shit like the anal bug typewriters, but that's me.

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

my astral self might but he is often hijacked by a pirate signal from arctic canada. i think someone from there might be using me as a conduit to some wicked end

that's what you get for drawing cthulhu in your notebooks!!

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

dear latebloomer,

have you ever been to IKEA with your girlfriend and ended up spending 30 minutes playing with KORALL BLACKFISK, putting it in front of your face, chasing her around and making slurping mighty cthulhu noises??

RECOMMENDED!

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

minions of the outer gods

$1.99 each!

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 15 April 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

elder things

$6.99 each.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.shoggoth.net/scp.jpg

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on .. Crash is great

Cronenberg might be --- MIGHT BE --- the greatest director who ever lived. If it's not him it's Tarkovsky or Antonioni but he's right there.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh i never said i disliked crash!

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 April 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

dear latebloomer,

is the sky green where you live today? my backyard is looking really lush yet creepy!

-t

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit it does look a little green

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

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vanity license plate XNOMRPH

― latebloomer, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

XNOGUY

― s1ocki, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfQ0ORwSDM

^ i think you need to see this

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

"We're doing all we can. But I'm not Jesus Christ. I've come to accept that now."

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 August 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://prezwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/1220705610667.jpg

― barack obama (jeff), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― sparky callahan (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

dude do you know where the "sexy varg" gayish shirt was

― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 3 November 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

this one?

http://demolition.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/varg.jpg

― human cactus (latebloomer), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

there was a guy looking "hawt" in it

― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

LB,

you down for southeast fap in ATL around christmastime?!

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

absolutely, if i can get a ride down there.

― BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

atl xxxmas fap :D

― and what, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/arvo/Legodreams/Alien/alien_01.jpg

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

WHO WILL DRIVE US!?

― ;n_n; (tehresa), Monday, 10 November 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

is there a train?

― ;n_n; (tehresa), Monday, 10 November 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

dunno, never used a train in sc.

― I wonder if birds - even dinosaur birds - were created in mid-air, (latebloomer), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

yall have got to know somebody who road trip its like a 2.5 hr drive on 85

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

SOMEBODY WHO ROAD TRIP

― and what, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

no guarantees, but if my sister is free, it is possible she can drive us.

― I wonder if birds - even dinosaur birds - were created in mid-air, (latebloomer), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

that chestburster lego thing omg

― I wonder if birds - even dinosaur birds - were created in mid-air, (latebloomer), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

i heard your sister is free

― and what, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

ps i just read this whole thread and latebloomer is my fav poster of all time

― and what, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

aw shucks

― I wonder if birds - even dinosaur birds - were created in mid-air, (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

latebloomer,
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/FED_dees.jpg
yours,
andtwat

― and what stillman (and what), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

can't see anything!

― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 05:41 (sixteen years ago)

that's what the statue of liberty is saying

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

ok, weird, now it's showing up

― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

also, lol

― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 13:14 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.seeklogo.com/images/C/CHIP_Malaysia-logo-FAC9EC4812-seeklogo.com.gif

― velko, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

haw

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=chip+dumstorf&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=6ErfStiuEoLY8AbMzvhm&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CBkQqwQwAw#

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

^
http://deadwildroses.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/charles-darwin-the-origin-of-species.jpg

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

latebloomer if you could go out to lunch with any of the mega man 2 bosses, which one would it be, where would you go, and what would you discuss?

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

Woodman, some nice italian place, and dutch elm disease

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

can you see that title without thinking of

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.co.uk/media/xpHViT-Hp7DyTIjJLDr94uPICC0-nuhjqR80NbaTHe4-SmCvgc_lu6LGU5ALOsVg.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 22 October 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

thankfully yes i can haha

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Is this a product that I can trust?

http://i.imgur.com/RUDJw.jpg

I've been told not to accept any imitations, but have never heard anything said about similarities.

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

My store didn't carry too many knockoff Slap Chops, so I couldn't tell you if that particular one was any good:-/

― pre-prison, prison, and post-prison (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

I will note that in the two years I worked at an As Seen On TV store we rarely got returns or complaints about the real Slap Chop. So I'd go with the real deal if possible!

― pre-prison, prison, and post-prison (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 February 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://tinyurl.com/6gorlg9

― markers, Saturday, 8 October 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

haw

― Like Iraq (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Dear Latebloomer,

Hope you don't mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQy9CfsNgQ

Sincerely,

P. Plains

― pplains, Monday, 6 August 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I approve

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Saw this while ago on my feed and for a quick moment, thought it was all supposed to be one image.

http://i.imgur.com/dkQmF.jpg

― pplains, Saturday, 10 November 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago)

ha so did i! i thought the baby had locked herself inside because she hates obama

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahaha omg

nah, that's my niece Tilly. she didn't vote this year iirc

― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago)

the two pics appearing next to each other didn't even occur to me, but lol anyway

― let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 November 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

dear lb, can i get this on etsy:

http://i.imgur.com/pi7ajzb.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 27 July 2015 00:51 (ten years ago)

No idea but want

― latebloomer, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:43 (ten years ago)

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