ALL NATURAL POTATO CHIPS

Naturally Delicious
As tempting as
our other flavors ae
(and they are tempting),
sometimes you need a "plain" chip.
But when it's [CONTOVERSSIAL EDITOR MOD SEX]
it's just plain delicious.
Thes are the chips
that built our company.
Full of irresistible, all natural,
honest-to-goodness flavor.

Open up and share a bag.
Whatever you're doing,
everyone will have
more fun when you
bring along a bag of [WITHDRAWN]