I HAVE A COPY OF THE BOOK OF MORON

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I ONLY WASTED AN HOUR OF MY LIFE.

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

I GOT ONE BY MAIL ONCE. IT WAS AT MY MOM'S HOUSE. IT HAD SOME RAD COLOR PICTURES IN THE FRONT. REMEMEMBER?

FUCKING BRYCE IS BLASTING SOME SHITTY MUSIC!!!!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE CHR15T14N SC13NC3
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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

christian science > mormonism >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $cientology

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

In 1967, L. Ron Hubbard raised a private navy, appointed himself Commodore, donned a dashing uniform of his own design and set forth on an extraordinary odyssey, leading a fleet of ships across the oceans variously pursued by the CIA, the FBI, the international press and a miscellany of suspicious government and maritime agencies.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

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― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

"Wanna go to the folk festival with me?"
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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

i'd hit it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

CRIMINON AND NARCONON!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

A SKANNER DARKLEY
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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

THE YEAR BUNK PROKE!

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

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hey remember the last time i talked to u i was talking about valum?
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and asking u if i should take it
11:19:11 PM
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well anyways i took at at school the enxt day and i was real fucked up lol and i fucking got caught and was sent to a psyciatric hospital, because i took something to get high lol never doing that again
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very stupid of me but it was fun as hell
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idk why i told u that i just felt like it, ttyl

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

THE NEXT BILLION YEARS

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

yins see that scanner darkly trailer? nice animations. even with keanu, i'm down.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

not that keanu is totally bad. but he's occasionally one stiffy.
m.

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

LINK PLZ.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)

N'ER MIND.

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

CATCH HER IN THE RY
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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

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― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

I visited the big Mormon grounds in Salt Lake City and got a tour once. They take you to the Tabernacle and you get to watch someone demonstrate the awesome acoustics of the place by dropping some little thing on the dais or whatevah and you can hear it in the back of teh Tabernacle. They tell you about how all of the wood in the Tabernacle was painted so that it looked like it was a different kind of wood with a different grain. Guess what they painted the wood with? (Answer: ox blood and butter.)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

my roommate's family is mormons and they are all really obsessed with getting married. they love it! his parents knew each other for 2 weeks before they got engaged. wild stuff

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Can you, like, order it from somewhere. I know they used to run ads on TV years n' years ago, but I haven't seen any recently. I wanna read that shit so bad. Mormons are hilarious — I'll bet they gave that Ken Jennings did a cyborg brain or something.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

I ordered my copy over the phone. I think as a result of one of those TV ads. "A message brought to you by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints." [cue children doing good deeds for old people.]

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I have a copy SOMEWHERE, it's gone missing just like them golden plates.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

THE BOOK OF THE LAW

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

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― green uno skip card (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

I've got that one too, SD. I think my Book of Mormon ran and hid from it.

― Don't Ever Antagonize The Horny (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Mormons are into getting married so they can fuck and have thousands of weird kids.

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY FOR SHAME...U DIDNT GIVE PROPS TO OUR FAVORITE CULTISH DOOD.

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― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

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― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

HAAAAA SRI CHINMOY!

now i'm hungry!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

"Throughout most of history, the manifestations of demonology and demonopathy have been viewed from a religious perspective and explained as the work of the Devil.The bizarre manipulation and ill effects described in the demonological literature are usually regarded as the results of a great unseen conflict between God and the Devil. In UFO lore, the same conflict has been observed and the believers have explained it as a space war between the "Guardians" (good guys from outer space), who are protecting our planet, and some evil extraterrestrial race. The manifestations are the same, only the referenceis different.

Did ancient man misinterpret UFO manifestations by placing them in religious context? Apparently not.The literature indicates that the phenomenon carefully cultivated the religious frame of reference in early times, just as the modern manifestations have carefully supported the extraterrestrial frame of reference. OperationTrojan Horse is merely the same old game in a new, updated guise. The Devil's emissaries of yesteryear have been replaced by mysterious "men in black." The quasi-angels of Biblical times have become magnificent spacemen. Thedemons, devils, and false angels were recognized as liars and plunderers by early man. The same imposters now appear as long-haired Venusians."

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ is called the KINSMAN REDEEMER. Jesus did not come to save the apes & dolphins, He did not come to save the puppies & kitties, and He certainly did not come to save the Zeta Reticulans or the Alien Grays.The atonement work of Jesus was only to save His kinsman, the sons of Adam. If a being is not a descendent of Adam, this being -- no matter how intelligent-- will not take part in the promise of Jesus Christ. Watcher 's research confirms that there are beings who are genetically similar to the race of Adams, but have been genetically tampered with by rebel angels, or engineered to be superior humans in some illuminated laboratory. These hybrids are not capable of "being saved" by the grace of the Kinsman Redeemer, for they are not His kinsman... This increase in humans who are not genetically sons of Adam is a symptom of the end times, just as in the days of Noah when Nephilim walked the earth among humans.

If Christians are speculating whether or not aliens can be saved, they are just adding to the confusion. "Aliens" are really disembodied angels -- the rebellious angels who according to Jude left their God-given habitation to dwell in genetically manipulated hybrid bodies just prior to the Flood ... the Nephilim of Genesis 6.

Read this strange account of the Gulf Breeze Six--fellows who tellingly got info to go to a UFO hot spot from an occult source. Now why would deceptive spirits communicating through a OUIJA board (the method through which demons first communicated with Regan in the Exorcist, by the way) tell anyone to wait for UFOs to show up...UNLESS UFO'S ARE RELATED TO THE DEMONIC AGENDA OF THE SPIRIT WORLD.

― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)

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Aleister Crowley was a noted occultist who styled himself The Beast 666 (albeit as a fashion statement). A key member in several hermetic brotherhoods, Crowley wrote "How-To" guides on magick and contacting angels. Crowley was in contact with higher intelligences, writing "The Book of the Law" in Cairo in 1904 at the behest of a being called Aiwass. The being's name is intriguingly similar to Egyptian Antiquities expert Zahi Hawass, both derived from Horus. It was Crowley's goal through ritual magick and contact with non-human intelligent beings [angels or aliens] to bring to fruition the New Aeon of Horus. In 1919 Crowley drew a picture of an "extra-terrestrial" Intelligence with whom he was in astral contact, named Lam. This drawing of Lam -- which looks tellingly like a classic "grey alien" -- appeared in an exhibition held in Greenwich Village, New York, 1919.

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― latebloomer: Klicken für Details (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

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― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

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