Someone puked on my records last night

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I AM VERY ANGRY. I HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER THOUGH. THOSE THAT WEREN'T IN PLASTIC SLEEVES = TOTALLY FUCKED. I AM GOIGN TO DESTROY.

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

what do you say to such a person?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 5 March 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

you say "WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN MY ROOM PUKING ON MY RECORDS? GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MONEY DOUCHEBAG."

He denies puking on them, FWIW. Apparently he stumbled out of my room at 5am and made some kid call his phone cuz he couldn't find it; at least i haveh is number. I dunno. I am so fucking pissed right now. original assessment was that only a dozen or so records have been ruined, but it's looking like way more than that now--there was a giant puddle of puke at the bottom of the box that stuck a whole bunch together.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

tell him you can easily have the puke analyzed for DNA at the school's lab, that you know someone who can do it for free.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 6 March 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

SORRY TO HEAR DUDER!

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 6 March 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

holy shit

add another name to the noize dude enemy list

He denies puking on them, FWIW

The guy fucking puked on a box of records, he's in no position to claim that he remembers what he did or didn't do.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 6 March 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

fwiw at least when i puked in the room jim o's records were stored in i found a wastebasket first.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 March 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

I too ALWAYS puke into people's waste baskets if I am in their room.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Sunday, 6 March 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS???? break kneees

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Sunday, 6 March 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

a good pal of mine has a 'drunken nightpissing' problem. Televisons and wicker chairs have been famously left in his wake. He wrecked Dan Bunny's chair when we stayed with him and Tom Greenwo0d - they were really nice about it

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 6 March 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

one of my friends wets the bed when drunk

she has pissed on my sheets and several couches of mutual friends!

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Sunday, 6 March 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

a roomie spilled a mixed drink on my records once in the heat of some sort of moment. bastard wasn't even supposed to be in my freakin room during party times. he was with somebody else's somebody. he tried to deny it even happened. "oh they're old and stuff... you probably bought them like that."

yeah, cause i always keep a fuckin lime wedged between the slits and run dmc. the rind don't lie.

sorry to hear about the puke....
m.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 6 March 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

this has taught me the value of keeping my LPs in plastic sleeves. if it weren't for sleeves, way more of them would have been totally fuxored.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 March 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

FUCK! WHO DOES THAT?!

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 6 March 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

ASSHOLES. RANDOM PEOPLE. DOUCHEBAGS.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 March 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Sorry to hear. That is some rough, fucked up shit. You wanna jump him sometime and steal his wallet?

― dronez are not ours to eat, dronez are not ours to wear (smile), Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I don't know who he is! Though, I do have his phone number (912 571 9035) and first name (Chris.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

DETECTIVE WORK!

― dronez are not ours to eat, dronez are not ours to wear (smile), Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

i had a cat in highschool. one time my mom fed him some leftover fish. he went into the back of my car and puked. then one time she was taking him to the vet in said car and he pissed all over the back seat. every summer when it'd get hot, the car smelled like fishy cat puke and cat piss. i drove alone

― JaXoN Hole (JasonD), Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

who brought this dude to your place

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 7 March 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

i don't know; i wasn't home. tyler had a birthday party here for his friends Ben & Richie. There were reportedly 100-150 people here, and no one who lives here has any clue who this kid was.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 7 March 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

912 571 9035
GEORGIA AREA CODE

http://www.melissadata.com/lookups/phonelocation.asp?number=912+571+9035&submit1=Process

PWNED?

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Monday, 7 March 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

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