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why are you so fucking scottish?

Honorary Banana Slug (nordicskilla), Saturday, 12 March 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

adam when are you fucking making an ask caitlin, don't you guys have burning questions? i don't have anything to ask cozen.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 12 March 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

cozen is a mystery.

Is there an ask Caitlin?

Caitlin is a mystery.

Honorary Banana Slug (nordicskilla), Saturday, 12 March 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

dear adam,

I don't think I am particularly scottish. but I was born in & live in scotland so maybe that's a clue.

they will ban you from the noise board if you go on like this, being noisy.

always,
cozen

caitlin,

that's ok.

yours,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 March 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

Cozen, why are you skipping certain levels?

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Saturday, 12 March 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

aberdee? is that really necessary?

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 12 March 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

drew daniel,

I have played through mario 3 about 100 times. I am therefore allowed to use the warp whistles. it is a moral imperative that I do so, in fact. other levels in other games, I tend to not skip. have you played doukutsu monogatari? I think you'd like it.

eternally,
cozen

charltonlido,

:/ sadly yeah. I have to get a post-grad diploma in legal practive before I can actually practice law and I had to go to abdn to get that. it's not so bad really, maybe you'd like it? have you been?

bryter later
cozen


cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 March 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,
do you like that level in mario 3 where you can get that special boot and sit in it and bounce around and not get killed by the venus fly-trap things? i like it.

xx,
caitlin

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 12 March 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

ALSO DID YOU EVER GET TEH JUGEM'S CLOUD?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 12 March 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

caitlin,

that is my favourite level! well, kinda, considering thr are so many great levels in tht game. I forgot about it completely, until I ws playing through again on gba and it ws such a great wee joy to remember. they say it is one of miyamoto's metaphors fr youth. have you played doukutsu monogatari? sorry to go on but it really is a great game.

I don't even know what the jugem's cloud is :/

xo,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 12 March 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

i don't remember really but i think it lets you skip one level. i've never played doukutsu monogatari but i don't have any type of GAME CONSOLE! it sounds beautiful, though.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

cozen --

one time when i was eleven at t0ny m@nn1's birthday party, i got some seizures from super mario 3. this happened in the basement. the next thing i remember wz being on the front porch and pukng while the ambulance pulled up. isn't that weird? ive never played since. i guess this isn't a question.

mark p.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 12 March 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

cozen:

are you scottish lawyer?

cutty

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 12 March 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

not only have i never been to aberdeen, i have never been to scotland

charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 12 March 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

I went to Scotland often, as a child, but managed to somehow never visit the major metropolii.

I remember a stream that I used to splash in. It was cold. I would shout out the mountains and listen to my echo.

Not really a question, I guess.

Cantor Hymie (nordicskilla), Saturday, 12 March 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

would i like the bill douglas trilogy?

yours,

amateurist

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Cozen,

How long did it take for your second asshole to stop oozing after your accident?

Kind regards,
Carey

S!monB!rch (Carey), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

mark p,

that's kinda weird, I don't remember much strobe in mario 3.

mario 2 is the earth's dark underside,
cozen

cutty,

almost. I start my training contract next year, mostly cs I want to take a year out to go to canada, china, other places. I have a degree in law.

trainee lawyer,
cozen

charltonlido,

I know you don't hold scotland in too high regard but you shd rectify never having been, it can be great.

scottish,
cozen

cantor hymie,

that's cool, it's good to "engage".

engaging,
cozen

amateurist,

yes yes a thousand times YES

yes,
cozen

carey,

it took me a while to figure out wht the hell you were talking abt (at first I figured you were insulting me fr some reason or other) but I remember! it didn't take too long after I met you actually, I got this cool dressing from my aunt that drew all the poison out my second asshole and I was playing football again within a week.

notoriously bad at letting injuries rest,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 13 March 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

do you consider yourself?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 March 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

RJG,

I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I guess yes a lot of the time I do consider myself. I consider other people too.

I was meaning to e-mail you. I will now,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

RIG is a real person?

just adam (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

RJG

just adam (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 March 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Cozen,

Which is the best robot?

jel

jel -- (jel), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I have a real e-mail address.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

Does the fish smell bother you?

I remain, sir, and etc.
jocelyn

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

jel,

I... don't know.

apologies,
cozen.

jocelyn,

huh?

hm,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 14 March 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

cozen,

how does school go? you're in school right?

amateurist

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 14 March 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

amateurist,

it is ok, yeah. I am in school, it's almost over and it is kinda patronisingly easy. basically, this year is some money-spinning scam on behalf of the universities. they don't seem to care about y'know learning and teaching.

cozen.

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

also, jocelyn,

huh?

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

smell of fish/Aberdeen?

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

oh jocelyn,

no no, I quite like it. well, in moderation. it's nice to take a walk down by the harbour, some times. have you been to aberdeen.

eternally confused,
cozen

jed,

why u break heart all the time?

cozen

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

done?

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,
no.
Aberdeen, yes. Hector Boece

xx
jocelyn

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 March 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,

yeah i.johnson too!

Put the caps on, Garu.

-- BARMS (...), March 18th, 2005 10:09 AM.

R U GARU G?

amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

jocelyn,

are you in hector boece at the moment?! I am in keith house. small world. momus stayed in hillhead too.

wonder,
cozen

amon,

I am not garu.

what an aspersion,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

daerest cozen,
fit like, no, it was 3+.5 years ago. on Study a Broad. Will you eat a cornetto for me?

x
j

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

jocelyn,

I will eat a cornetto for you.

xxox,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Drink some Tango for ME.

VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

M.E.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

cozen,


do you think it's very fair that bagel shops sell a "plain" bagel and an "egg" bagel - the former is 20¢ cheaper, and the only difference between the two is yellow food coloring?

sincerely,
mandee

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

mandee,

that is not fair, no. go cinnamon & raisin, instead.

bagel bagel,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 March 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,
in the ru5h rh33s library at the universe of rochester the sign in the elevator says B A G 1 2 3 but someone changed the 1 to an L and added an E so now it says B A G E L 2 3. do you think that's funny?

x,
caitlin

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

caitlin,

I dunno. it depends how they've done. do you got a picture? is it dorky or is it "funny"?

dorky Vs. "funny",
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

caitlin,

do you go to u of r? is tht were j.williams goes too? in fact, where is j.williams? did he ban himself?

cozen

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

no i go to rochester institoot of techno but i sometimes go to u of r library because it's a much better library than ours. it even has books printed after 1980. jn wllmz goes there, yes. he didn't ban himself but i don't know where he is. i wonder if he made the sign say bagel!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

then it wd be funny!

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 20 March 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

c'mon!

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Cozen,

will you eat wine gums for me? They are now inconsistent with my nutritional goals.

best

Drew

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Cozen,

Have you ever had any experience with cancer? Or the cancer of a family member?

Love,
Ian

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

drew,

I don't really... like wine gums. but I might go eat some today to see if maybe my taste buds have changed thr mind.

maynards,
cozen
ps. I got my haircut

ian,

yeah, it's tough, well, I ws v.young and I lost my gran to cancer. bt it has had a v.lasting impression on me via my parents and other family members reactions and feelings. hang in there, dude :/

xoxx,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 24 March 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Cozen, is there any other music that has people rapping over those fanfares in the Trigg & Meth track from Lord of the Decks?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 15 April 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

gravel,

I dunno : / it's been a while since I listed to lotd and am not really sure abt what track tht is you mentioned. maybe adam could help?

coz

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 18 April 2005 09:30 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,

i'm sorry i left without saying goodbye the other night. i hope you didn't take offence?

yrs,
ms. l

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 18 April 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

lauren,

haha no no, not at all. pas de tout. I didn't even realise it wasn't me who didn't say goodbye.

I won't take ketamine, I was joking.

yrs,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 18 April 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

Dearest Cozen,

Would a thread on ILE about the 2002 John Polson film "Swimfan" garner any replies at all?

Yours,

A Chord Change

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 18 April 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)

I'd reply.

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,

i logged in to tell you this, it took ages because they seemed to think my email address was already taken. well i hope this works.

did you realise that one of the tunes from mario bros 2 is exactly the same as the saloon bar piano break from the beatles' "rocky racoon"?

that's it.

sean d

scg (scg), Monday, 18 April 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

everyone,

: )

yes,
cozen

ps. I will answer, specifically, when not drunk, tomorrow.

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 18 April 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
hello.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

hi.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

cozen --

did you get comped?

mark p.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

hi hstencil,

how are you? did you find another job, I seem to remember you'd just quit siberia, last time I ws here?

cozen.

mark p,

yeah! well, georgia told michael the accreditation would be along soon. I'm booking my flights tomorrow.

so near to sonar,
cozen

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

hi ian & jon!

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

hi cozen,

i got another job. things are not good tho. for some reason i'm only scheduled for 8 hrs. next week, which would mean i'd barely have enough to buy groceries for the week. there goes date plans.

best,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

ah come on.

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

hy cz

y u mke no sense no mre?

jed_

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

hi cozen.

do you have any thrilling summer plans?

best,
ian

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 12 May 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

cozen --

i am looking forward to partying with you?

mark p.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

jed, what are you talking? you exaggerate as ever. stopt making sense, cozen.

ian, I am going to barcelona to sonar and I hope to go to cologne for the kompakt total 6 party. then hopefully vancouver BC/portland in the late fall. love, cozen

mark p, totally! my flights are booked. so I will be in barca, whether I'll be at sonar or not haha! nah I will be, just need to get m.goldberg to hurry :) cozen

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

i heart cozen

charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to go to vancouver

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to go too.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

cozen has an uncle or a great uncle?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

cozen --

i am going to be in bilbao for hot guggenheim action from the 12th-14th and in barcelona from the 15th-20th? my friends aren't coming in until the 16th or so, drop me an email when you get a chance?

mark p.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,

why are you going to sonar and not benicassim?

sad,
lauren

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

dear lauren,

are you still coming to dublin in june?

is mise le meas,

Ronan


dear cozen,

do you think you'll ever feel less harsh towards fruit pastille ice lollies?

le grá,

Ronan.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

chaki, thanks! I never knew you cared, cozen

RJG, you can come visit me in vancouver. I have a great uncle, apparently, his teeth whistle and he taps his fingers constantly. love, cozen. ps. look out for mail

mark p, I fly in on the thursday, I'll be in gerona from 5pm. I don't know anyone else who is going, so I will be a. bewildered b. lonely and so c. up for a party. I'll drop you a line. nik "tannenbaum" schmidt said he was going too, I should drop him a line. I need to arrange accomodation, I presume you have done so? cozen

lauren, the opportunity presented itself! actually I dunno, mark just kinda suggested it would be something that would be possible and so like the sheep I always am I went along with it. I'm supposed to write about, that should be fun. love, cozen. ps why you no e-mail no more? : / I know I know, I don't either

ronan, you are quite obviously a saint and tht ws a nice wee jaunt for ice pastille lollies. I will eat them, once in a while, during the summer, to remind me of good times that were and maybe good times to come. love, cozen

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

I have a friend on vancouver island

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

i'm not invited.

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I don't make "sense" "these days".

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

: )

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,

i ran out of things to say.

but maybe, i'll think of some more.

xoxo

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

dear cozen,

I just left my room, for the first time, today, only to find a jiffy bag, with my name on it.

how sensitive, of you! thanks, a bunch!


your pal,

RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 May 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=vancouver&daddr=san+francisco&hl=en

http://www.space.net.au/~hutcho/graphics2003/LordOfTheDecks.jpg

Runner-up, 'Best Person' (nordicskilla), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

oh hi DERE

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
"ask cozen".

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

cozen --

do you want to be oscar, or felix?

yours,

mark p.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

mark --

you can be jim.

yours,

jules.

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 10 June 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

cozen -


does mark snore?

oh! sorry, too early.

the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

cozen:

do you own a kilt for special occasions?

one love,
IJ

Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

"special occasions" = leaving the house

the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Cozen,

are you actually going to come and visit us here in the Bay Area while you are up in Vancouver?

Do you like gygax?
Do you like JaXoN?
Do you like Alex In SF or Kyle or Michael White?
Do you like burritos?

the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

ian --

I don't, sadly

I have worn a kilt though

maybe I can upload a picture.

take care,
czn

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

adam --

I... don't know.

gygax: yes
jaxon: I don't know who he is
alex in sf/m. white: yes
burritos: I have never had a burrito!

: /

cxn

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
maybe I'll wear a kilt

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lynxxx.nl/barco/images/britney.jpg

JaXoN (jaxon), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

maybe she'll wear a kilt

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

do you have a kilt?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

no : /

I'm not a fan

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

ten years pass...

does cozen still ILX? i like him.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 06:47 (nine years ago)


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