jack: volvox? i have been to many dualplover events and smallcock live is a wondeful 30 seconds.
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:17 (twenty years ago)
the last one was at a gay fuck joint. beer was cheap. the harness was popular.
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)
the time before was 200m below maroubra in ww2 defence bunkers. down down down tunnels that some fool described as "crawling down the presidents colon". very damp. everyone played 5 min sets then we got the fuck out.
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)
yeah i was listening to volvox "the bad earth" -- i think maybe i listen to volvox too much -- ha! smallcock's track on spill's kraftwork comp is pretty entertaining. im a sucker for the dualplover slopbucket aesthetic.
― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)
these are the worst gareth impersonations I personally have ever been witness to.
― Cantor Hymie (nordicskilla), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:34 (twenty years ago)
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of alcohol at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap with his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young lasses walking down the road heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him and one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilts." She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth. Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!" So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away.
Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt and saw where the blue ribbon was tied.
After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said, "I dinna know where ya been laddie...but it's nice ta know ya won first prize!"
― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)
but the handmade style covers with the wee bit of black foam are sweet.
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 12 March 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)