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This thread is confusing. Is it even about anything?

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

OTM

― Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Can we please use actual words in this thread? I'm not going to read what you write, but I am planning on commenting on it, so let's avoid abbreviations. Thanks, darling.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

i am so tired of this brand of withering sarcasm.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)

If you plan on being critical, please avoid this thread in the future.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 30 July 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago)

(Controversial edit: Stop being such a fuckwit, Jon. Love, Andrew.)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)

(Controversial edit: Stop being such a fuckwit, Jon. Love, Andrew.)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)

(Controversial edit: Stop being such a fuckwit, Jon. Love, Andrew.)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

(Controversial edit: Stop being such a fuckwit, Jon. Love, Andrew.)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago)

may i edit out his real name? :-?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/ROFL.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

OH NO SOMEONE WILL GOOGLE "[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]"

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Jon, you should change your name to "immatureist"

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

good one!

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if he'll flip out like Kate.crazy.uk

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Gygax! you missed a few

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

You should respond with ridicule and jocularity.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

MAC OS 6

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ordination.org/jonah-whale.jpg

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ordination.org/jonah-whale.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

please just send him an email that sayd 'mac os6'

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

FUCKING DEAN!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago)

can [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] get rid of my pic.

kthxbye

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://docs.rinet.ru/WebLomaster/f15-13.gif

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

FUCKING YOU DDB LEARN HOW TO LOOK AT XPOSTS YOU TIRD

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)

we posted at the same time you twink

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)

-- dean? (¢¾¢ilx_omg_wtf¼¢...) (webmail), August 5th, 2004 8:47 PM.

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), August 5th, 2004 8:47 PM.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago)

SHADDUP THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE THERE IS AN XPOST WINDOW YOU TIRD

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago)

-- dean? (¢¾¢ilx_omg_wtf¼¢...) (webmail), August 5th, 2004 8:47 PM.

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), August 5th, 2004 8:47 PM.

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), August 5th, 2004 4:51 PM. (ddb) (later) (link) (admin) (141.157.198.225)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago)

(xxpost)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, "you twink"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago)

i'm so pissed i missed this thread

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

THERE IS STILL TIME

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

[MODERATION]

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

i'm deleting that

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

*cries*

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago)

shhh

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah you're perfectly right to delete that gay porn pic jon

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago)

1:45 PM, 5 Aug 04 Message 4874129 on "This is the thread where we all post in amateuristisms." edited by gygax! (changed "[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]" to "[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]")

WHOOPSIEDOODLE

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

alex you are being stupid.

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), July 2nd, 2004 1:51 AM.
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Oh no I'm not.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 6th, 2004 8:55 PM.
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hahahaha best thread revival ever

-- Al (hoteloper...), August 6th, 2004 9:03 PM.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 6 August 2004 03:44 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE ALEX I HATE [REMOVED BY MOD]

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

i don't really know how to respond to your posts, with these sort of jabs and rhetorical questions. i understand the notion of irony, as you might expect, but i don't see the sort of irony in calling your band "mccarthy" (after joe mcc.) having much purpose beyond being, well, textbook irony. that said, it's not an issue that matters to be much--being pretty much stereolab-indifferent--and further, i don't really see why the tone of your emails is so--seemingly--brittle. i don't even know who you are, much less do i wish to rile or offend you.

i'm also not sure who i would write a paper FOR, so i'm sure of the provenance and meaning of that part of the joke. presuming it was a joke.

also, jon, when you post oodles and oodles of images on threads, it has the potential to crash people's computers. especially those using modems, like poor old me. so whatever amusement you get out of it, just consider that, if you care.

(sorry for the longwindedness but sometimes utter, exaspering sincerity is the best method.)

so anyhow:
have fun at the show sarah!

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), June 14th, 2004. (amateurist)

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i don't even know who you are. have we disagreed before?

-- amateur!st (amateur!s...), July 26th, 2004. (amateurist)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago)

I USE A MODEM 2. 14.4 FUCKER

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

nobody got the joke, it's my fault for being too obscure.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 6 August 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Posting private e-mails on ILX

LOOK UPTHREAD

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 12:20 (twenty years ago)

i've edited books by ivy league professors that are gramatically challenged.

-- ||amateur!st|| (||...) (webmail), August 6th, 2004 10:33 AM. (amateurist) (later) (link)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago)

Charo's Wissenschaftlehre is pretty good reading, though.
-- ||amateur!st|| (||...), August 6th, 2004.

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago)

I have a signed copy of this record.

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 120 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Who wants to come to my house and drink some lemonade?

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know what these songs are. Is it one of those cellular phone music things?

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

didn't he write an autobioraphy recently?

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), April 25th, 2005 2:27 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (later) (link)

blazing saddles is a terrible movie, but wilder doesn't really embarrass himself or anything

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), April 25th, 2005 2:28 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (later) (link)

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Monday, 25 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

omg so off tm re: blazing saddles

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

we've made so much progress with amateur!st.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

How so, M Cutt, ESQ?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

omg so off tm re: blazing saddles

He probably would've preferred a little more self-doubt and less humor.

― shit think, shit think, shit quick (deangulberry), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

so dope

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Blazing Saddles is probably the greatest film of all time

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

sonny otm!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

all things could do with less humor, and, also, less humour. both, in fact

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

or is that neither?

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

i mean either

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

gareth so wrong on this one.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

i was really tired when i saw it, so i kept falling asleep. but i didn't laugh when i was awake.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Amateur(ist) is right.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

it all seemed so predigested, like they were referencing jokes instead of making them. also it was really ugly. the friend who i saw it with didn't like it either.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

it's pretty corny

― shit think, shit think, shit quick (deangulberry), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

they were referencing jokes! that's part of the appeal. "badges?!? badges?!!? we don't need no stinkin' badges!!!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

i just listened to the audio wiles jon embedded on this thread, and they're pretty awesome!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

"audio wiles" heh. audio FILES.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/ff4ht/walk/imageb95.gif

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

What's the 'teurist studying now, anyway?

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

10w@ 5t@t3, I think.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

the state's history?

― President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

No, no, University of Iowa. In Iowa City. Not Ames.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, he mentioned he was living in Iowa City. Anyone know what he's studying?

And hey, Ams, if you're reading this, check out the Hamburg Inn, if you haven't already. Some indie-licious waitresses there.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

He is doing something film-related. He has not been in touch, with me at least. I need to email him.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

iowa city is a nice city.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

iowa city is so indie

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really know what that means. i just like the pizza place, and gabe's, and the record store, and the art museum, and the funny "massage parlor" place.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it is pretty indie. I went to a couple shows at Gabe's and it looked like makeoutclub come to life.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

also, if i'm not mistaken, isn't roxymuzak like a 40-year-old single mom or something? then why is she posting like a 12-year-old who hasn't had her snack yet?

― amateurist, Sunday, August 2, 2009 8:50 PM (34 minutes ago)

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who is he thinking of there?

― velko, Monday, 3 August 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol that fuckin guy

― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

how does one post when they have 'had their snack'

― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Monday, 3 August 2009 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1326/1363467401_a79bcccd5f.jpg

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they stop raisin hell xp

― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

also, if i'm not mistaken, isn't roxymuzak like a 40-year-old single mom or something? then why is she posting like a 12-year-old who hasn't had her snack yet?

― amateurist, Sunday, August 2, 2009 8:50 PM (34 minutes ago)

wtf

― thank u for bringin us captain planet, dogg (latebloomer), Monday, 3 August 2009 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

i have this weird feeling that he's confusing roxy with burmakitty.

― jaymc, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

burmamuzak

― generic xanax order cialis buy viagra cheap tramadol (Dr. Phil), Monday, 3 August 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Come and Fuck

― generic xanax order cialis buy viagra cheap tramadol (Dr. Phil), Monday, 3 August 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

i have this weird feeling that he's confusing roxy with burmakitty.

that's exactly it. their names rhyme, sort of. sorry, this is what happens when you aren't a regular poster for some years. once more, carry on, my wayward sons.

― amateurist, Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

still a douchey thing to say, even if you were right

― omar little, Saturday, 8 August 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

lol jmc

― we make rub' dongs from 4" to 6" (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 August 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

it was douchey, you're right.

― amateurist, Saturday, 8 August 2009 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

welcome back. i didn't even know where you were!

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Saturday, 8 August 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

heh.

you know, no matter how long i'm gone, geir is always here, and he's always posting the same shit.

― amateurist, Saturday, 8 August 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

i have the feeling he'll outlast the cockroaches, without budging an inch, physically or philosophically.

― amateurist, Saturday, 8 August 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

i imagine him as the last man on earth, posting about his crowded house records after the rest of the species has turned into dust.

― amateurist, Saturday, 8 August 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

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