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HELLO FROM MIAMI

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DEAR NOIZE BOARD:

IT'S NICE HERE. THE CHIKS ARE HOT, THE COKE IS FRESH, AND THE BOD IS TAN.

U FEEL ME

SEE U SOON

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

CHOO LOOKIN AT?
http://www.psxnation.com/reviews/dvdmovies/scarface5.jpg

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ramm.prodigital.de/images/i1023753315_1.jpg

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00008WQC2.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/miami_vice.jpg

― amon (eman), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That woman's ass is remarkably curveless, particularly for that genre of CD cover!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

TEH REAL MIAMI

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://nosides.net/photogallery/tom.JPG

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm... food.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 25 March 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/b9/c0/2ec8b2c008a0c775e1881010.L.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 25 March 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

HELP ME PLEASE I AM STUCK IN FT LAUDERDALE AIRPORT

PLEASE I NEED TO RETURN TO THE BK HIVE MIND PLEASE

THX

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ASK JEB BUSH FOR HELP

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

HELP PLEASE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STICK FEEDING TUBES IN MY MOUTH

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD

http://free.freespeech.org/americanstateterrorism/policestate/plcstgraphics/SeattleWTOpig.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

INFLIGHT PLAYLIST:

ggd "god's money"
goblin "the best of goblin vol. 1"
quasimoto "further adventures of lord quasimoto"
roxy music "roxy music"

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 27 March 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
OH MY SO MUCH REGGAETON

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you find yourself compelled to dance to it by genetics?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.filmposters.com/images/posters/5809.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I danced the Hava Nagila. You would've been proud.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll always be proud of you no matter what you do or where you go or who you meet. Always know that and carry it on in your heart.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I now lift you up and let you fly.


fly!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

LOTS OF JEWS

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

LOTS OF DRINKS IN PLASTIC CUPS

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

LOTS OF TUXEDOS

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

LOTS OF MOSQUITOES

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

MOTORCYCLES; DRAWBRIDGES; TANNED ELDERLY; YOUNG THUGS; LOUD PEOPLE; DANCING; DRINKS

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"What I Did This Summer" by Dr. Glen Y. Abreu

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have two aunts/uncles and several cousins in Miami.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw P@ulin@ Rubio's house. I rode past it on a bike. Cutty would be proud.

Truth - I was only in Miami for a day or so. It was nice though.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't handle the truth.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a German chap in Hammer pants dancing to reggaeton.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

FACT: it's e-z to get laid in miami

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i was wondering where you were.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was here (not miami):

http://www.fairway-golfreisen.de/images/bilddatenbank/the_breakers/Beach%20Club%20Aerial.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah yes, the Beach Club. I know it well.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, if there is one person that I haven't met on ILX, like I can only choose ONE more person to meet, it would be Adam. That "I lift you up and fly" shit is like killing me right now.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a mosquito bite where my ring finger meets my palm.

http://ultra-renaissance.com/why.gif

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

there is no dance called the "hava nagila" you danced the "hora"

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pearly230.tripod.com/bush/duh-head.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

Going to miami in august. What do I do?

― tehresa, Thursday, 1 July 2010 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

FACT: it's e-z to get laid in miami

― Aerosol, Thursday, 1 July 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

Get a drink with me!

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 July 2010 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

miami lol!

― cutty, Thursday, 1 July 2010 13:19 (sixteen years ago)

ps august 5-10 it is official now

― tehresa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

I recommend that you "do" some "fresh" coke, get a tanned "bod" and hang around "hot chicks"

― Chip Pan Buddha (admrl), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

Or pop over to my aunt's for some gefilte fish , she's such a yenta

― Chip Pan Buddha (admrl), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

XD

― cutty, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

it's a great city; you'll have a blast. visit ocean drive on south beach. to really appreciate it, you should see it on a saturday night, when it's packed and pulsating with energy, but i also like it early in the morning, for a lazy breakfast at one of the trendy restaurants lining the street. coral gables (a bit south) or west palm beach (two counties north) are the place for understated elegance.

i'm from coral gables, and will praise it endlessly. miracle mile has interesting shopping and restaurants; and the closeby gables mall, the village of merrick park, is upscale shopping with designer stores lining the bottom floor.

downtown miami has a vibrant charm, especially the brickell corridor. and calle ocho (8th street) is an experience, with a unique bussle and energy.

tons of great suggestions in this year's new times best of miami 2010.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

How does a dirtbag navigate art basel? Just found out I'm going!

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.billyvivos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dexter.jpg

― Chip Pan Buddha (admrl), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

I'll always be proud of you no matter what you do or where you go or who you meet. Always know that and carry it on in your heart.
― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, July 26, 2005 4:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I now lift you up and let you fly.

fly!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, July 26, 2005 4:32 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

haha, really funny

― Chip Pan Buddha (admrl), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

re: art basel. it's a challenge. i've been twice, and i never really understand the layout.

i actually prefer the spinoff shows, featuring outsider artists from the local area, e.g., burning bridges, sponsored by miami's stash gallery.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

Would love to meet you, tehresa!

― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

Bought a new swimsuit!
What will I wear?
2 weeks!
When is a good time for a minifap? Is jordan still in miami?

― tehresa, Saturday, 24 July 2010 13:14 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i'm here & i'll be here in 2 weeks, too

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 July 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

^_^

― tehresa, Saturday, 24 July 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

lemme know

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

may b there for art basel w00t

― janice (surm), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

nice, you'd be perfect here

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

i agree

gotta bring the bling

― janice (surm), Saturday, 24 July 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

yup

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 July 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

Flying tomorrow night! Psyched!
How do y'all fap?

― tehresa, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

HELLO FROM MIAMI :)

― tehresa, Friday, 6 August 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

I've been granted a weekend reprieve and I'm headin to MIAMI!!
waht is up on this the Friday the 13th?

― TN's only candidate for Governor with a handgun carry permit, so... → (will), Friday, 13 August 2010 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

friday night? i'd say ocean drive.

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 13 August 2010 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

indeed.

1) ladiez = wow
2) drink prices = are you fucking kidding me?!?

― TN's only candidate for Governor with a handgun carry permit, so... → (will), Saturday, 14 August 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

haha. yeah, drink prices are bad. i would say try the "miami spice" dinner at a number of sobe restaurants ($35 set-price for three-course dinner), but glancing at the miami spice website, it looks like most of them don't have this offer on friday nights.

lots of cool coral gables restaurants offer "miami spice" on friday. gables is better anyway.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

(gables = my home)

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

will, where are you staying and how long?

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

i used to loathe even the concept of florida as a kid but i think i have come around because a) y'all are just so fucking ~weird~ down there b) the everglades c) the caribbean is like right there d) nice weather is nice e) friend of mine in college swore up and down that tallahassee was a legitimately "cool" city? also seriously canoeing thru the everglades for a week was O_O

― the gods must be farting (gbx), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

You don't wanna canoe in the Everglades in August though!

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, the mosquitos carry dengue fever.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

Alfred: I'm here tonight and possibly tomorrow night. Have to be back at work on Sun in WPB.

― TN's only candidate for Governor with a handgun carry permit, so... → (will), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

nah dude SPRING BREAK SENIOR YEAR whoooooooooooooooooo

awesome stuff i saw:

a monsoon or w/e that ruined RUINED my night
a ranger show featuring a ranger that did not appreciate qs about animals winning or losing fights with other animals
14ft saltwater croc hanging in the marina and drinking freshwater that dripped from a dock, he looked like a bobber
hell of alligators
dolpins (sup)
the ~ocean~
getting drunk around a fire on an island in the sea with only you and yr favorite ppl
sailing with a trashbag

― the gods must be farting (gbx), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

Oh yeah I got a room at ummm the park central hotel? Right in the middle of it, apparently. (art deco area) (also, boobs)

― TN's only candidate for Governor with a handgun carry permit, so... → (will), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

No, those are guys.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

Tuck and tape iirc

― TN's only candidate for Governor with a handgun carry permit, so... → (will), Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

my cousin says i can make a lot of money in miami. truth?
i might go visit.

― tehresa, Saturday, 2 April 2011 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

In what -- real estate? High cost of living here too.

― Hey Look More Than Five Years Has Passed And You Have A C (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 April 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

Marketing/advertising
Rent seems to be on par with DC, but obv seems like a much nicer place to live.
What are gas prices like?
No mountains :(
Beach :)

― tehresa, Saturday, 2 April 2011 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

eight years pass...

This city rules! They’re smoking dope in the

― calstars, Friday, 27 December 2019 01:35 (six years ago)

hi!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 December 2019 05:46 (six years ago)


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